How many gods reply to comment jokes?

The scholar went into the temple to shelter from the rain. I saw a woman urinating under an idol and sexually raping her.

The woman was furious and sued the county government, crying, "It was raining cats and dogs, and the scholar came in, lifted my skirt and gave me an injection. It didn't hurt me, it hurt me all my life. "

The scholar argued, "When it was raining heavily, the scholar entered the temple and saw a girl urinating on God. She was blocked, but she was falsely accused."

The county magistrate reprimanded: "A young man and a young man have a good life, each has his own needs and satisfies each other. What can we tell you? "