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I'm sorry my joke didn't make you smile brightly.
Whether I mind or not, why did you come? Why did you leave, whether I like it or not.
Third, girls are never reasonable. Their reason is their feelings.
I can't forget your gentleness and your appearance
Five, I don't want you, don't make yourself so pale.
6. Love won't wait for anyone in the same place. If you are not careful, it will be taken away by time.
Seven, close the hasty book of youth, leaving only broken memories.
How many people dare to admit that you love him but love others?
Woman, please don't pretend to be happy in front of me. ※.?
If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.
Ten, I thank those who abandoned me, abandoned me, left me, looked down on me, and made me strive to become excellent and invincible.
After all this time, you still have the power to make me cry.
Twelve, don't laugh at other people's scars, it's just an injury you haven't experienced.
Tell me if you have any difficulties, I can't help you anyway!
Fourteen, you don't like me. This is a disease. If it is cured, it must be cured.
Fifteen, we can finally take advantage of the relationship between strangers and be together for life.
Sixteen, a person's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unattainable dreams, unforgettable love.
17. dispensable. In your heart, I finally figured out how embarrassing my situation is.
18. Everyone likes to moan without illness and then enjoy the satisfaction of many people's condolences.
19. Is there a moment when you want to get married with your best friend on the same day?
The original process and result are meaningless to me.
Classic sentences describing embarrassment
How many people have learned to live and love after experiencing the bitterness of the world, and then become real men and women. Hugs are mutual, so is giving up. Don't be embarrassed-if you are a young and lonely Pan Yungui, you are a lady, but I am not. I'm not as scheming as you, and I won't plot against people. I want to pretend to be a lady. Sorry, I can't.
My difference is that when I was five years old, I began to show that all the children in my class were scrambling to eat noodles. I seem to want to eat noodles very much, but I am ashamed of this insatiable behavior of human beings. Before I was five years old, I liked being shaken, but my parents never shook it several times. I am also embarrassed to ask why children who are afraid of God and can't walk steadily think so badly. I am sloppy and like to play with mud, but I am very concerned about whether others have touched my food. But now that I am an adult, I can eat human flesh. It was a hard memory. I noticed washing my hands until I noticed that China's plates and chopsticks were always open like public toilets. I was ill for a long time. The first time I ate rice, my mind was full of meat or a whole refrigerator. My mother added an egg to my porridge and taught me to have a bite. These idiots killed the noblest taste in the world. I felt very sweet and kept eating like this for a long time. In the last week, I felt cheated until my cousin described something about children.
Man is an impression animal, that's right, because everyone, when seeing that familiar and vague figure in the vast sea of people, will be desperate to push people on both sides to approach him, even if they want to call out their names in the second moment of approaching, but they find that they are not, they will be embarrassed to say: Sorry, I misjudged the person!
If you think you want to give things to garbage, and you think garbage has the right to eat in your site, then I'm sorry, we can't be friends or partners. No love. Divide up what belongs to each other. I am determined not to be with the enemy, and I will never let the enemy eat here. If the people on my side are eaten by my enemies, then everyone will go their own way, with different aspirations and different roads. Why are you going together?
That's what I am. On the surface, everything is calm, and I have never had any direct conflict with anyone. Some people asked me something, but I solved it behind his back. I'm sorry to disappoint you while you were waiting to see my joke. I'm still honest with you, but if you go too far ... I'm planning, and you'll feel tortured.
Just received a strange phone call, and a man said, Hello, congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan! Before I could speak, he smiled and said, I'm sorry, I just started to lie for the first time, and I couldn't help it. Then he hung up! Hang up! -WeChat friends circle
I suddenly found that many people have changed, which made me unattainable. Sorry, I am the child of ordinary people. Without your noble temperament, stay away from me if you dislike me.
Sorry, I have left you.
It turns out that I've been the protagonist in your lies for so long, hehe, I'm really sorry.
There's nothing to be embarrassed about, but you're not inspirational enough.
No matter how many people make you angry, it doesn't matter, they are strangers. I am always moved by a small sentence: I'm sorry, sister, I just took the exam and didn't reply to you in time. Sister, tomorrow is a holiday. I want to go out for a day and come back the afternoon after tomorrow, okay? I was afraid of making mistakes, so I wrote down their information one by one in my notebook and typed it again. Please check it again, sister. I'm afraid there is a mistake.
I know I'm giving, and I know you're giving, no matter how much, but we're all trying, and we've always been together. Looking at the input method, nine-key pinyin homophone input is a word we often use these days, which is warm and happy. Xu Zhu: In our time, we didn't kill 1000 enemies, so we are ashamed to call ourselves military commanders! -Xu Chen's Soul Street
If the earth's 4.5 billion years of history is compressed into an ordinary day, then life begins very early-"I forgot my name".
Gifts should be given to things that others really want to buy but have no reason to buy or are embarrassed to buy. -Kaiyuan Hsee, don't be an ordinary fool.
Talk about the mood 202 1: Don't be embarrassed to refuse, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are anyway.
1, life is full of disappointment, and not all the waiting can be realized. Smile right, don't panic.
If you are always ignored, why should you be ashamed of yourself? If you don't cherish it, why maintain it?
Disappointing things have never disappointed me, and they have seriously disappointed me every time, so it is better to raise the sand that can't be carried.
No one is born heartless. They all experienced and saw too much they didn't want to see, and finally chose to close one of their doors.
When you can't hold on, you can say "I'm so tired" to yourself, and never admit "I can't" in your heart.
6. Sometimes you may not even realize it. After you have experienced something or met someone, you seem to be a different person and quietly bid farewell to your former self.
7. Think less about useless things, pay less attention to people you don't care about, get busy and earn more money.
8. Don't be shy to refuse. Those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people anyway.
9. The more experience, the less I want to talk. If the environment is different, others may not understand what you want to say, and you will slowly learn to bear it silently.
10, really hard life will not be comfortable. And as long as you become excellent, other things will naturally become better.
1 1, no matter how you live, we only have one purpose, don't go against your wishes, don't regret it, and fuck it.
12, for a moment, I suddenly felt that all my waiting was meaningless in your eyes, because I couldn't get any treasure from you.
13, I like those kind and mature people who have learned to be silent and considerate and are willing to repay those small mistakes and ignorance in life.
14 Why are you working so hard? Because everything I like is expensive, the place I want to go is far away, and the person I love is perfect.
15 Like shoes, if a person is destined to be yours, he will be completely suitable for you, without reluctance, struggle and pain.
I'm sorry, my heart is broken.
1. A person is missing. Pictures of two people.
2. How many promises have I made, but I haven't fulfilled them! -Sorry!
3. Leave the injury at the door and you can go-
I learned later that I was always right. The only thing I did wrong was to believe that you were right.
When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process from clear to fuzzy.
6. If one day. What will you do if I disappear? .
7. Why should we take care of other people's feelings? If I take care of others, who will take care of me
8. I don't like your back, so I'll go first.
My invitation is your wedding invitation. Everyone present knows that you and I used to be so good, and now my whole heart is broken and you want me to laugh.
10. I lied to myself knowing that your signature was not written for me.
1 1. If we break up, don't meet again. It's not good for anyone.
12. Will you remember me now?
13. Sorry, my heart is broken.
14. The saddest thing is that the closest person in the past has now become a stranger.
15. Who's that? Who were you crazy about last night?
16. There is beauty in the storm! -
A promise is a debt? ^
18. You can hide your expression, but you won't lie if you feel uncomfortable.
19. Most boys smoke just to pretend.
20. No words, no imaginary hugs, watching you smile, and then we passed by.
2 1. Waiting is the most dazzling loneliness.
From the day I left you, the left atrium gradually stopped beating. ...
23. You said I was your life, but you didn't die when we were apart.
24. If you haven't forgotten, why not go and see it? If you don't see it, why not?
I hate your three wives and four concubines.
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