Chatting skills

Parallel association method. It is to start a parallel topic according to female semantics or keywords.

For example:

Sister said, "I'm tired of shopping today!" "

The boy said, "Really? Then have a good rest. "

Such a bland answer immediately ended the topic. In fact, this sentence contains three different words: "today", "shopping" and "tired". You can choose one, two or three of them to use.

Today: I went to the library with a friend today, and a very interesting thing happened.

Shopping: I also went shopping. Have you seen me?

Tired: Can you be tired from playing? Can I help you go shopping next time?

Simple association can transfer the topic to other topics, and continue to talk next time. Back to the above topic:

Sister said, "I'm tired of shopping today!" "

The boy said, "Today, I went running with my friends and ran the football field three times. Am I tired? "

My sister said, "I often run long distances, but I am the champion of the school team!" " Do not look at me. I'm usually more homebody. "

The boy said, "It seems that my physical strength is not good enough to catch up with you, so I can only sneak up on you while you are at home."

My sister said, "I live on the third floor! Don't forget to bring the extended steps! "

The boy said, "The thirtieth floor is nothing to you."

Twist sb's mind

Women are duplicitous animals, and they are eager to be cared for, so all your ways of speaking should seem to hold her in the palm of your hand, without directly expressing how much you like her.

For example:

Sister: What are you doing?

You: I just finished eating, and now I'm going to see a movie.

How do girls answer this, that is, let you watch a movie or not call you back directly?

You: I miss you. Do you miss me too? (Sister will laugh)

Sister: No.

You: Well, even if I am sad, I will miss you.

Another example is:

You: What are you doing?

Sister: I just got up (it's already noon)

You: piggy.

Sister: Hum,

You: But I like the life of a pig, and I like you, too.

In short, try to express your feelings just right, which doesn't sound flattering.