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The richest man in the world is Altman, because his initials "ATM" are printed on all ATMs.

2. The mother said to her daughter earnestly, "You were not smart since you were a child. You worked hard to get into college. After graduation, I still can't find a job. Now drivers want men, editors want men, accountants want men, and even secretaries appoint men. Mom really broke her heart for you. " Daughter, "555555 ..." My mother wiped her face and said firmly, "Let's go to work while my wife is still a woman so soon, but it will only take two years ..."

3. When I was in college in Shandong, I chased a girl and confessed several times, but I didn't respond. One day, a girl sent me a text message asking me to go to the park for the weekend. I'm too excited to sleep well at night. Invited to the Yellow River Park on weekends. After walking for a while, the girl said, I've always wanted to say something to you ... I was so excited that I thought it was a play, so I said, go ahead, I'm listening. Her next sentence almost made me angry: "I also saw the Yellow River, so give it up this time!" "

4. A beautiful female colleague got up late one day and arrived at the company before putting on makeup. As a result, she didn't go to work that day ...

Girls have their period every month, and they call the one who comes here a "good friend", but do you know why? Take the word "good friend" apart and say that "women have it every month" is not very vivid!

6. Today, on the roadside, a girl came by, looking like a college student. If you want to ask the way, come up and call: uncle. Shit, I'm not thirty yet. Where is it like an uncle? So I clenched my fists: Sister-in-law, what's the matter?