Humorous composition in my primary school

In daily life or work and study, everyone must have been exposed to composition. Composition is a style composed of words, which expresses a theme through language organization after people's ideological consideration. In order to make your writing easier and more convenient, the following is my humorous primary school composition, which is for reference only and I hope it will help you.

Humor My Primary School Composition 1 Hello, my name is Han Zibo. It will be my ninth birthday in a few days. I am a student in Class One, Grade Three, Oilfield. I am a humorous little boy. If you want to be happy, come to me. I'm glad to make friends with you.

I am one of the "Four donkey kong" in our class, and "Four donkey kong" are all very fat. But I am the most special one, because I can "move my ears". You must have seen Tu Tu's cartoon Big Ears, right? Like Tu Tu, I not only have big ears, but also can move! My mother likes to call me "gourd baby" because my head and stomach are round and my body looks like a gourd. My hair is thick and dense, like wearing a black hat. My eyebrows are linked together like a word. Blink for a long time. If you can carry a load, you can put a pencil. My eyes are big and round, like two glass balls.

My mother and I learned to play badminton. No one can beat me in class, and some adults are no match for me. Who refuses to accept, can compare with me. I also like playing chess. Although I am not very good at it, I have been studying hard. If anyone can play chess, you can compete with me!

You know, I am a humorous person, and I can make many people laugh. Once I said to my mother, "I think ginseng is very bitter." My mother, who was cooking, thought I was saying, "Life is hard. "She quickly stopped what she was doing and asked me what setbacks I had suffered. I deliberately said with a serious face: "Nothing, I just feel that ginseng is bitter." Seeing my mother's blank and anxious face, I finally couldn't help telling her, "I said that the ginseng I ate was very bitter." Mother burst out laughing.

I often have uncles and aunts who say to me, "Little guy, you are so fat! How many kilograms? " I frowned and thought, hey hey, adults are heavier than children. I'll go over and ask, how much do you weigh? They are always heavier than me. I will smile and say to him, "You are much heavier than me, as if you were fatter than me!"! In fact, I am also secretly thinking that I really should lose weight.

I want to be a gourmet when I grow up, so that I can eat delicious food from all over the country and make friends from all directions.

Humor my primary school composition 2 "Hum, hum, hehe! Look at my left nunchakus and my right hand Jay Chou! " Seeing this voice, I immediately knew that the king of humor in our class had arrived in Xiangxing City.

His hair is short, his forehead is a little crooked, his eyes are small, and there is a glib mouth under his nose. He is very fat. Although he is fat, he has a fatal weakness-as long as you scratch his creaky nest, he will obey.

Once, all of us were listless in class. The teacher said with a smile, let's invite students from Xiangxing City to perform a scene of "looking for wallets" for us. At this time, his desire for performance increased. Xiangxing picked up his pencil case as a wallet, put it on the ground, and then walked leisurely in the street. He walked up to the wallet, knocked it down on purpose and fell down. "who?" Xiang Xing got up awkwardly and said fiercely, "Who dares to stand in the way of Uncle Ben?" He turned his head and found the wallet. "Wow!" Glowing at the city, angry, has long been thrown outside the cloud nine. He picked up his wallet and returned to his seat with a smile. "Ha ha ha!" Everyone laughed. Next class, we all sit up straight and listen carefully.

On another occasion, a classmate cried at his desk for no reason. At this moment, Xiang Xing City came over and told a joke: "An egg mourned in the river. What's its name? Nuclear (river) eggs! Eggs are unlucky. What's its name? Guide (pour) eggs! An egg is swimming in the Songhua River. What's its name? Preserved eggs! " Everyone around us burst out laughing, but the classmate was still crying. He told the second joke: "One day in geography class, the headmaster came to attend the class, and the teacher specially took a globe. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: Xiao Ming, what do you think is more in the classroom today? Xiao Ming replied: there is one more principal. The teacher was anxious and said: the principal is not a thing! Everyone laughed, and so did the sad classmates.

Xiangxing City is a king of humor. As long as there is him, there will be laughter in the class.

Humor 3 people often say that teachers are gardeners and teachers are parents. But I think MissLai, our English teacher, is more like a humorous encyclopedia, a book that makes people laugh and benefit a lot.

Miss Lai is very tall. Every time she comes to class, she holds her head high and smiles, walks into the teacher and walks onto the platform, just like a model. We are all stunned! Behind her back, we also secretly imitated her "cat walk"!

Although she wears this pair of nearsighted glasses and has some birthmarks on her right face, it doesn't affect my love for her. Because MissLai's class is very interesting. Once, when the third person singular is added before the verb, the verb should be added with "s" and "go" with "es", because "go" is the end of the vowel "o". In order to facilitate our memory, MissLai told a joke: "go is my brother, es is candy, my brother has to go to the toilet, and my brother has to follow. My brother gave my brother a candy, and my brother stopped talking to him. " MissLai talked about this with dancing and exaggerated movements, which made the whole class burst into laughter. We also firmly remember the usage of third-person singular verbs in laughter.

In every class, MissLai will tell jokes of one kind or another to make us laugh. I really don't understand why there are so many jokes in her stomach. She saw that many students in the class were afraid to raise their hands and speak in class. Instead of criticizing us angrily, they imitated the tone of the emperor and said humorously, "Ministers can answer my questions with confidence. Even if your answer is wrong, I will spare your life and not drag you to behead! " So the whole class burst into laughter, and the students raised their hands while laughing.

MissLai also likes to play jokes on us in class. Sometimes she will touch my ponytail and say maliciously, "Tong Tong, you have so much hair that you can use it as a broom when sweeping the floor in class!" "MissLai is really bad." I pretended to be angry and hit her with my little fist. "Ha ha, ha ha ..." Our cheerful laughter rippled in the classroom.

Look, isn't our young lady very interesting? She is like my favorite humorous book, which makes me never tire of reading it.

Humor my primary school composition 4 Dad's round head and bright eyes; Black hair and white teeth. ...

My father is humorous. My father is the joy of our family. Once, I was scolded by my mother. I am very unhappy. I walked up to my father. Dad said, "Hey, my baby girl, why does she look so unhappy?" I said, "I was scolded by my mother." Dad said, "Oh, let's go and play." I said, "OK, Dad!" We played for a long time and felt a little tired. Father sat in a chair and I sat on his lap.

I put my father's nose up and pretended to be a "pig nose", which made me laugh. Next, I dress my father. I found an eraser to tie my father's hair. I tied my father's hair. It really looks like a "small Shenyang" after it is tied, which makes me laugh. Another time, I played a prank. I drew a pig on it with a piece of white paper and stuck it on my father's back, which made my stomach ache. When my father found out my prank, I thought to myself, this is terrible. My dad will definitely call me a dog.

Unexpected things happened, and my father didn't scold me. Once, I met a difficult problem in my homework. I asked my father, and his father said, "1+1= 2,2+2 = 4. I said, "Dad, I'm talking about business with you! "

Do you think my father is interesting?

Grade 4, Zuo Xin Primary School, Meijiang District, Meizhou City, Guangdong Province: Zhuo Jie