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Please (I'm Jo Ann) finish the work. Thank you.

One day, our evil classmate Yan Xi ate bananas and watched jokes. Unfortunately, she choked. Suddenly I felt the golden light flashing in front of me. ...

"Dear death's adult, you mean ... I'm dead? And you choked to death by eating bananas? " There is such a bloody way to die.

"Er ... it seems so ..."

"Such an embarrassing excuse! Go to hell! " Hold the cross on your head.

"Young lady, angry wrinkles easily. I can let you pass, because you are so young, because of Lori. "

"Well, I can make a few more conditions, for my youth and for Lori." Attractive eyes

"er ... no problem!" Khan, what a terrible death.

"Then my condition is&; …%¥)& amp; % 。 Well, do you understand? " Give a wry smile.

"Well, then, please close your eyes ... the journey through is about to begin ..."

I closed my eyes gently, and my dream of crossing over the years finally came true. ...

Well, it's cold and dark ... where am I now? I'm scared, I can't see anything ... I ache all over. It's cold ... it's cold ... someone help me ... I can't breathe. ...

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Open your eyes, I am in a strange world. Where is it now? No way! It hurts to think about things. I stood up and looked at this strange place. Everything is pink. That is a little girl's house. I walked to the huge floor mirror and found myself dressed as a miniature little girl! Uncle Death's pitiful smile caught my eye. It's okay, it's okay. The little girl will grow into a big girl, as long as she doesn't cross into a boy anyway. I tried to comfort myself by putting the cross on my head.

I looked at the girl in the mirror: exquisite facial features can be compared with SD dolls. Lovely sea, light blue long hair, purple gray eyes, long eyelashes, wearing a blue skirt. But anyway, they are only 1 1 and 12 years old. Is this me now? Sounds good, too.

I staggered two steps and tried to get back to bed. Unexpectedly, I fell and hit my head on the table. It hurts ... huh? Memories seem to come back intermittently. ...

My name is Burying, 12 years old. I am in the sixth grade of youth primary school. I'm Fuji Syusuke's sister, Fuji Yuta's sister and Boueyre Miko's sister. My mother's name is Fujiko and my father is away on business all the year round. Yukiko is currently studying in the United States, and only me, Yukiko, Fuji Syusuke and Fuji Yuta live at home.

Is this my family? It's so different from the old life. I seem to have entered the tennis prince's world and become Fuji Syusuke's sister. Fuji Syusuke, I know that his birthday is February 29th, his height is 1.67m, his weight is 53kg, his blood type is B, his constellation is Pisces, and his student number is 14. I even know his size and how much dry juice he drank. But these are all his junior high school materials, and now he seems to be in the sixth grade. But since Fuji Syusuke can play tennis, so can I.

Come to think of it again, I was childhood friends with Atobe Keigo, Yoshimura, Mukahi Gakuto and Kunimitsu Tezuka, but they all transferred to other schools in the third grade of primary school. (Kunimitsu Tezuka has already advanced placement. ) I still want to search for something in Never Two Sakura's mind, but my head hurts again. At this moment, Shu Zi ran in and saw me lying on the ground with a painful face. She quickly carried me back to bed and fed me delicious fish soup. It's good to have a mother.

Now that I have crossed into the world of Netscape, it's no secret that I asked the wretched uncle Death. 1. I wish I had a new identity. 2. I can play tennis. Someone will protect me. I can remember everything that happened in my last life.

After lying in bed for three days, my little universe finally broke out, because my dear brother Fuji Syusuke put two cans of mustard in my breakfast. After 30 minutes of vomiting and diarrhea, I drank water and squeezed out four words through my teeth: "No-two weeks-help! ! ! "So the Third World War broke out. ...

Afterwards, Zhou Zhu smiled and said to me, "Sister, I didn't expect you to be so explosive as a little girl." I retorted rudely, "That's natural." Of course, this is another story.

Attachment: The next chapter is about what happened after Woody Sakura went to school.

A few days later, Woody Sakura was fed up with the timid days in the hospital bed, so she jumped up and flew to school.

I forgot to mention before: Fujisakura and Fuji Syusuke are both in the sixth grade of Youth College, but they are not in the same class.

Woody Sakura, carrying a schoolbag, just walked to the door of his class and saw a fox woman gossiping (sorry, just a woman who looks like a fox, so called for the time being). ) have sex there (? )。 As soon as she saw woody cherry coming, she screamed, "Hey, isn't this a little bitch?" Why, how dare you come to school? " KINOMOTO SAKURA couldn't hear her crow, so she took out her earwax. (Xiao ruo admits that this action is indecent. ) Woody Sakura ignored her, but the fox girl was ungrateful and cursed even more. Although Fuji Syusuke has been standing by, but did not intervene in this matter, he believes that woody cherry can handle this matter. Although she was often bullied by others before, after the last fainting, sensitive Zhou Zhu has found that the temperament of woody cherry has changed a lot.

After listening for a few minutes, Woody Sakura asked faintly, "Fox girl, who were you cursing just now?" The fox woman danced with anger, pointed to the woody cherry and shouted, "Of course, I scold you, little bitch!" " Woody Sakura symbolically narrowed her eyes: "Oh-yeah-"deliberately stretched her tone, and even outsiders could feel that the atmosphere was wrong, and the whole corridor suddenly became quiet. They all want to see what kind of actions this girl, who is usually unknown, will make even if she is bullied.

Woody sakura walked slowly to the fox and looked at her Gherardini. Fuji Syusuke also opened his eyes, he wanted to see that always clever (? What kind of things will my sister do? Raise your arm, and bang, the fox left five fingerprints on her right face. "This slap is for your mother. Didn't she teach you to keep your mouth clean? "

Then she raised her arm, "pa", and a slap appeared on her left face. "This is the price you pay for what you said today." Fox girl was obviously frightened by the powerful aura of woody cherry. She didn't have her usual arrogance, and she didn't dare to go out. She just looked at the dangerous girl in front of her nervously. The corridor is surprisingly quiet. Under his leadership, Fuji Syusuke clapped, and then everyone clapped, as if Woody Sakura had done something for the people. At this time, the bell rang for help, ending the farce.

Back in the classroom, people whispered from time to time to discuss what had just happened. "Hey, woody cherry, you were great just now. I am scared by you. " My deskmate's name is Keiko, and she seems to have a good relationship with Woody Sakura. "Yes, yes, what's your feeling when you hit Machuan Xinfeng?" "We usually don't like her. We are arrogant because we have money. You made us very unhappy today! " "I have never seen you so much at ordinary times. I still have one hand. " It turns out that the name of the fox is Machuan Xinfeng, and the name is nice, but people ... Woody Sakura sighed. She looked MaChuan position, she is a face of resentment at woody sakura's side, probably didn't expect at ordinary times and his close classmates betrayed himself.

"Everybody be quiet. Today, a new classmate transferred to our class. " The Chinese teacher, the head teacher, is a very young woman, beautiful and kind. The transfer student came in and the whole class focused on him. "Wow, so handsome." The anthomaniac women exclaimed. Woody cherry not only gasped.

"Everybody be quiet. Today, a new classmate transferred to our class. " The Chinese teacher, the head teacher, is a very young woman, beautiful and kind. The transfer student came in and the whole class focused on him. "Wow, so handsome." The anthomaniac women exclaimed. Woody cherry not only gasped.

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Kikumaru Eiji? Why is he here?

"Hello, my name is Kikumaru Eiji." The kitten paused. "Teacher, my eyesight is not very good. May I sit next to this girl? " Yinger pointed to the woody cherry and asked, "Well, just sit there. Parr studies better. If it is just transferred, ask her what she can't do. " That's bullshit! Kikumaru's eyesight is obviously the best! Woody Sakura watched Kikumaru come and sit next to her curiously, and then whispered to her, "I thought how long you were going to practice. Seeing that you are so energetic this morning, you must have recovered. Play tennis with me next time, and I will beat you! "

Huh? Did she know Kikumaru Eiji before? How can Woody Sakura have no memory of him? Woody Sakura is ready to continue questioning, but Yinger takes out a book and listens carefully. Hey, this is a good student. Woody Sakura sighed and crustily skin of head began to listen to the class, but her mind was in chaos and she couldn't listen to a word.

After school, Yinger pestered Woody Sakura to play another game of tennis. Fortunately, Zhou Zhu came to find Woody Sakura to go home together, which got rid of Yinger's invincible' cat claw'.

Along the way, the atmosphere between two people was quiet and strange.

"Woody Sakura, how are you today ..." Zhou Zhu spoke first.

"hmm." He saw it.

"I think you should apologize."

"Nani? I apologize? " I'm surprised.

"Although she provoked her, you hit her after all." Very serious.

"……"

"I want you to think about it."

Woody Sakura's inner activity: I apologize? Did you do something wrong? Never apologized! ! Tangled.

So Woody Sakura struggled all night and went to school with dark circles on her eyes the next day. She hasn't decided what to do until the end of class. How about an apology? Apologize! After all, hitting people is wrong, although I have never apologized before.

Finally, I made up my mind and walked into the classroom, just to see Machuan sitting in his seat alone, admiring the girls in groups of three or five. Maybe she's lonely, too She has been spoiled by so many people and has developed an eccentric personality, just like … herself before. Woody Sakura has some pity for this girl.

I'm Ling. Today is my second day in Yan's house. Although I'm not sure why I'm in the home of a stranger who has only met several times.

Parents divorced. I don't have much opinion on this matter, and I don't even have any feelings. As far as I can remember, they just quarrel and break things every day. When I was a child, I would hide in my small room and tremble. They never take the initiative to talk to me and often leave me in a big empty room. Every time I take the initiative to talk to them, they just look at me wearily and ask me, have you spent all your money? Then he took out a pile of money for me. Then I didn't know how to answer, so I reached out my hands mechanically to get the money and went back to my room.

Gradually I grew up and understood some unreasonable truths. They still ignore me. I stare at the ceiling alone in my room every day. They still quarrel and break things every day. I will sit on the sofa and eat oranges and look at them coldly when they quarrel. Such a family environment makes me mature and independent prematurely, insecure, and even forced into a slight oppression. So every day I plan how to leave this place of trouble as soon as possible and go as far as possible.

/kloc-When I was 0/3 years old, my parents divorced. I didn't cry or make trouble. I am as silent as an adult. I don't care if they don't want me. This is what I expected. Finally, after a long quarrel, the house was left to me, and they would give me living expenses regularly every month and let me live alone. I have no problem. To put it bluntly, it is lazy. I quickly adapted to this life and became more reticent.

I began to appear in major bars and fell in love with paralyzing myself with alcohol, trying to forget everything. I met a strange uncle in the bar that day. He is dressed in a suit, his back is straight, he doesn't drink or chat, and there are two black bodyguards standing beside him, which seems out of place here. Stranger still, he has been looking at me since he came in. I thought he was a pervert and ran away.

Until the next day and the third day, I will still meet him. He does nothing and keeps looking at me. I was so scared that I didn't go to the bar for a long time that I didn't expect him to find my house!

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I was surfing the Internet that day when several men in black broke in, grabbed me and walked out. I was taken to a car before I could call for help, and then I drove so fast that I was thrown into a villa. I was still rubbing my eyes and thinking about what was going on when I saw that strange uncle.

"ah! You are ... that's ... "Before I could say the word' pervert', the man smiled and replied," It's me, miss. " Miss? I have a black line on my face, so it's early in the morning (actually, it's 12 o'clock ...), and I was captured. Did I catch the wrong person? Seeing that I was still wearing HELLO KITTY's pajamas, the man's eyes showed serious dissatisfaction, so he asked the servant who was as beautiful as the two princesses to take me back to my room to change clothes. I was locked in the house before I realized what had happened. Looking at the shiny and gorgeous rooms and clothes, I resigned myself to changing them and went out to tell them that I was wrong.

I was dragged by an old man as soon as I went out. The old man pulled me, his eyes full of true feelings. I was deeply moved. I'm alive 17, and it's the first time I've been seen like this. The old man stretched out his trembling hand and seemed very excited. Then he grabbed me and said, "Is it … a stream? Is it really a stream ... I've been looking for you all these years ... "I rolled my eyes and began to defend myself. Hearing this, the old man lost his excitement at all and looked at the man with a dissatisfied expression: "Key card. You haven't told her yet! ~"

"Er ... Miss, be anxious, before you can say ..."