Five humorous jokes make you happy.

1, Mom: Son, ask your dad to cook!

Son: Isn't Dad kneeling on the washboard?

Mom: Tell him to kneel down after dinner!

Son: Mom, come here!

Mom: What's the matter?

Son: Dad can't stand up. His knees are stiff and he can't cook!

Mom: Did I let him cook with his legs?

2. Son: Dad, are you afraid of your wife's inheritance?

Dad: No!

Son: Since I can't, why are grandpa afraid of grandma and you afraid of mom?

Dad: That's because grandma and your mother both inherited the gene that parents bully men!

Son: I see, I'm afraid that my wife is born, and bullying my husband is hereditary!

3. The small trees on the green belt were broken, and the greening workers said that they had just been broken, so I ignored them and walked on.

Who took a shit on the side of the road, the cleaner said it was just taken, and I kept walking;

The manhole cover on the road is missing. Just now, the city manager said it was stolen. I am unhappy. Stealing is illegal, so I quarreled with the city management. . .

The policeman came and asked, What's it to you?

? I can only scream? Just now? ! ?

Husband: Wife, did you come back from the exam?

The wife is angry: Nima, what doctors are there now?

Husband: What's the matter?

Wife: I think he examined me and wanted to ask if it was a boy or a girl. He said he wasn't sure?

Husband: Haha, wife, didn't they tell you everything?

Wife: Tell me what?

Husband: I'm not sure. Not a girl?

A female colleague hitchhiked to work every day. After a long time, something happened and we finally went to bed.

On this day, she invited me to her home and said that her husband wanted to thank me for taking care of her. This scene really embarrassed me.

During the dinner, the husband said sincerely with a glass. Brother, thank you for always taking care of my wife. She gives you a ride every day, which gives you trouble. ?

? You're welcome. Isn't this on the way? Lift a finger. ? I said with a red face.

? Brother, tell me quickly, where does your wife work? I don't think I can go, so I can take her. ?

? No, no, my wife doesn't work! ? I quickly answered.

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