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20 classic quotations

1, we came to this world alone in order to find someone who can be kind to ourselves.

You ask me how much I like you, and I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

I hope you're just late, not lost to find someone else.

4, the world is very big, the world is also very small, the vast sea of people, if you want to meet, you will meet, because you can't walk out of the earth, and you can't walk out of the Milky Way. All short encounters are actually just the right time.

Any kind of feelings that need your best to please will not last long.

6. The most beautiful words are not that I love you, but that I will forget the past and give you a home.

7, some words are suitable for rotten in the heart, some pain, suitable for silent forgetting.

8. The cruelest thing in the world is not that you didn't meet the person you love, but that you met and finally missed it. The saddest thing in the world is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that he doesn't love you after he loves you.

9. The deep meaning of the so-called "chat" is actually: read your heart, understand your words, synchronize with your knowledge, and be worthy of your good.

10, you never know, who casually said goodbye to you, really won't see you again-Miyazaki Hayao.

1 1. If you send an "hmm", I will continue to reply to you. If I send an "hmm", I will never reply. This is the difference between loving and being loved.

12, I woke up suddenly in the dead of night and told myself not to miss you with tears.

13. Although I said goodbye, we all know who gave up first.

14, you like to eat noodles with dregs, but because you are hungry, you stuffed a bag of potato chips and ate a few oranges, thinking that this is enough, but finally you want to eat a bowl of noodles with dregs. Don't waste your fate with love, and don't let the wrong person take the best of you.

15, there is a kind of loneliness, not doing something without company, but doing something without understanding.

16, never doubt yourself because of what others say, and never look down on yourself because of who you like. All your strengths and weaknesses are ready to accept the person you are now.

17, at this age, if there is anything that can make you cry, it must be something that can't be solved by eating, drinking and sleeping.

18, when we met, we were too young and knew nothing but love, so we lost each other. Don't meet the right person too early. Everyone you meet in life, the order of appearance is really important. Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time.

19, if a person sincerely doesn't want to do something, then he can't change his life.

20. The more people grow up, the more mature they are, but the more stubborn they will be. Know people well, do not judge them arbitrarily, and know reason without arguing.

Zhang Ailing's 50 Classic Quotations

1, the result of spiritual love is always marriage, while physical love often stops at a certain stage, and there is little hope of marriage. (Eileen Chang's classic love quotations)

2. Pleasing people with beautiful bodies is the oldest occupation in the world, and it is also a very common female occupation. Women who marry for a living all fall into this category. It goes without saying that there is not much difference between having a beautiful body, pleasing people with the body and pleasing people with the mind.

3. Women have the right to change their opinions.

4. When looking forward to a woman's body, a man cares about her soul and deceives himself that he is in love with her soul. Only by occupying her body can he forget her soul.

This hall looks like a train in the dim yellow light, from a foreign land to a foreign land. The woman on the train met by chance, but she was an amiable woman.

6. Women haven't got their possessions yet, and their sorrows and joys often have the spirit of waiting.

A good man like you, a woman wants to be your matchmaker as soon as she sees you, but she doesn't want to keep you for herself.

8. People are animals, but no one is as sure as she is.

9. Tie Liesi is small and fat, with a dry red face and pure blue eyes under her snow-white head. If a doll gets old one day, it will look like that when it gets old.

10, the four major hates in life: Haitang has no fragrance; The shad is spiny; Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions is incomplete. High reckless change-deserve to die.

1 1. Meet the person you want to meet among thousands of people. In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, you happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later. There is nothing else to say, just gently ask: Oh, you are here, too.

12, it's completely dark, and the whole world is like a gray Christmas card.

13, a woman, no matter how excellent, can't get the love of the opposite sex and the respect of the same sex.

14. If you knew me before, you might forgive me now.

15, 30 years ago, the moon had sunk, and people died 30 years ago, but the story of 30 years ago has not been finished-endless.

16, the white rose is a holy wife, and the red rose is a warm mistress. Married a red rose, over time, the red one turned into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still "the bright line at the foot of my bed"; Married a white rose, the white is the rice on the clothes, and the red is the Zhu Shazhi in my heart.

17. If a person is famous to a certain extent, he has the right to talk nonsense.

18, the bamboo curtain and a pair of gold and green landscape screens reflected in the mirror are still rippling back and forth in the wind. You will get seasick if you watch it for a long time. On closer inspection, the bamboo curtain has faded, and the magnificent scenery has become a portrait of her husband. Byakki Smoker is ten years older.

19, the long moon in November is just a white hook, like frost on a glass window.

20. She heard that a man came back from a visit to Lushan Mountain and brought seven or eight jars filled with the world-famous white clouds of Lushan Mountain, ready to put some out to decorate his garden at any time. People who marry for love are not as stupid as those who put clouds in jars!

2 1, I am an eccentric girl, who has been regarded as a genius since I was a child, and has no survival goal except to develop my own genius. However, when my childhood fantasy faded, I found that I had nothing but the dream of genius-everything was the quirk of genius. The world forgave Vane's barbarism, but they won't forgive me.

22. Using other people's money, even parents' inheritance, is better than using your own money to be free, and your conscience is cool. But with her husband's money, if you love him, it is a kind of happiness. You are willing to think that you are eating his food and wearing his clothes. That's a woman's traditional right. Even if women have a career now, they are still reluctant to give up.

23. For people who can't speak, clothes are a language, and they carry a pocket play with them.

24, fame should be early, if it comes too late, happiness will not be so happy.

25. Life is a gorgeous robe full of lice.

26. Life has its pattern, and we should copy it.

27. It is always afternoon in my father's room. Sitting there for a long time, I feel heavy.

28. The dramatization of life is unhealthy. People who grew up in urban culture like us always see the sea first and then the sea; Read love novels first, and then know love.

29. Good things are not necessarily great, but great things are always beautiful.

30. Except Cao in The Golden Lock, all my novels are incomplete characters. They are not heroes, but the vast load of this era. Because they are not thorough, but they are serious. They are not tragic, only sad.

3 1, even if individuals can wait, the times are hasty, already being destroyed, and more destruction is coming.

For most women, love means being loved.

In the communication of words, a novel is the shortest distance between two points.

34. It is generally the case in the world that the cake made is never as delicious as the cake being made, and the essence of the cake is all in the smell of baking.

35. The long is bitter, and the short is life.

Only young people are free. As soon as knowledge is opened, they first find that their freedom is a rare thing and they can't keep it. Because freedom is precious, it looks like a hot hand-a free man kowtows everywhere and asks others to accept his freedom.

37. One of the definitions of love, I think, is to exaggerate the difference between one opposite sex and all other opposite sexes.

38. The details are often beautiful and charming, while the theme is always pessimistic.

39. If you doubt your wife, she will cheat you. If you don't doubt your wife, she will doubt you.

40. People who are dressed up appear in decent places, and when they see the same kind, they are also seen. This is socializing.

4 1. It is a rigorous experiment to love someone enough to ask him for pocket money.

42. The so-called interest in life lies in those irrelevant things.

Time is money, so every time a girl spends time in front of a mirror, she has to go to a fashion shop to spend money.

She is not a caged bird. Birds in cages will fly out as soon as they are opened. She is a bird embroidered on the screen-a Bai Niao in the golden clouds on the melancholy purple satin screen. Over time, the feathers became black, moldy, moth-eaten and died on the screen.

45. A beautiful girl, no matter how she comes from, always has an infinite future, or it should be said that it is unpredictable, and she has the mystery of her own destiny. As soon as I got married, a queen died, or a famous prostitute died. No one knows which one.

46. The apartment is the most reasonable place to escape. People who are tired of big cities often miss the quiet and peaceful countryside, hoping to retire to their fields one day, keep bees and grow vegetables, and enjoy some retired life. I didn't know that buying half a catty of bacon in the country would cause a lot of gossip. On the top floor of the apartment, you can stand at the window and change clothes.

The only difference between women and dogs is that dogs are not spoiled like women. They don't wear jewelry, and-thank goodness-they can't talk.

48. Tragedy is a completion, while desolation is a revelation.

49. Women ... Women talk about men all their lives, miss men and always complain about men.

50. To be a woman, you should be a well-behaved woman. If a clever woman is presumptuous once in a while, there will be benefits that ordinary bad women can't even think about.

Zheng Shuang's 26 Classic Quotations

1, don't be afraid of tomorrow, because you are never an individual.

In our place, only people who love each other will do this.

3. Put a mirror in your heart to make yourself transparent and inclusive of the world you see at any time.

4. Persistence also requires courage and is not afraid of being hurt.

Don't be afraid of tomorrow, because you will never be an individual.

6. Constantly wandering, constantly choosing, constantly growing, constantly changing and constantly honing.

7. When should I hold that hand?

8. Put a mirror in your heart, so that you can become transparent and tolerate the world you see at any time.

9. Faith in your heart can support everything.

10, how about tonight? Seeing this meeting, I will obey God's will, because you and I are destined to be together.

1 1. Put a mirror in your heart, so that you can become transparent and tolerate the world you see at any time.

12, as long as we have chosen and experienced, it is the greatest wealth.

13, persistence also requires courage and fear of being hurt.

Don't be afraid of tomorrow, because you will never be an individual.

15, no matter how worthy of every day's life tomorrow.

16, persistence also requires courage and fear of being hurt.

17, you don't have eyes, but our ancestors sat in the car. Can you be responsible for the crash?

18, love to travel through the classic lines of the Millennium. Xiangxiang Lin's funny and lovely quotations-

19, in any case tomorrow will be worthy of every day's life.

I believe that as long as I stick to my original dream, nothing will change.

2 1, the belief in your heart can support everything.

22, to pursue everything you want! (.)

23. As long as we choose to experience, it is the greatest wealth.

As brave as Xiao Shuang, as strong as Xiao Shuang, as strong as Xiao Shuang,

25. Constantly wandering, constantly choosing, constantly growing, constantly changing and constantly polishing.

I believe that as long as I stick to my original dream, nothing will change.

30 Classic Quotations of Lu Xun

Lu Xun (188 1- 1936), a native of Huiji County, Shaoxing, Zhejiang Province, was a great proletarian writer, thinker and revolutionary in modern China. Lu Xun's works are mainly novels and essays, and dozens of works have been selected into Chinese textbooks for primary and secondary schools. Lu Xun, who took the place of Ge with pen, struggled all his life and was known as "soul of china". "Bowing one's head and being a willing ox" is a portrayal of Lu Xun's life.

0 1. China people always like to compromise. For example, if you say that this room is too dark, you must open a window here, and everyone must not allow it. But if you advocate tearing down the roof, they will reconcile and be willing to open the window.

-Silent China 1927.

02. Do it even if it is difficult; The more difficult it is, the more you have to do it. Reform has never been smooth sailing, and the approval of cynics only comes after seeing success.

-The New Life of China Language 1934.

03. I always feel that foreign devils are more civilized than China people, and the goods are just arranged, but there are many things worth learning about that character. Few people in China dare to criticize their country's mistakes.

-Twenty-nine Books in Two Places 1925

04. As long as children in China are born, no matter whether they are good or not, as long as there are many children, no matter whether they are gifted or not, the people born are not responsible for teaching. Although the phrase "large population" can be conceited, many people just toss and turn in the dust. I didn't treat them as human beings when I was a child, and I can't treat them as human beings when I grow up.

-capriccio 25 19 18 years

05. Dissatisfaction is an upward wheel, which can carry unsatisfied human beings and move towards humanity. There are many races of people who are not complacent, always advancing and always hopeful. There are many races of people who only blame others but don't reflect. Sad, sad!

-Dissatisfaction 19 19 years

06. Before asking for the birth of a genius, you should ask someone who can make it grow. For example, if trees want flowers, they must have good soil; Without soil, there would be no flowers and trees; So soil is more important than flowers and trees.

-Before Genius 1926

07. There are walls everywhere in China, but you can't see them, just like "ghosts hitting the wall", so you can "touch" them at any time. He who can hit the wall without pain is the winner.

-After Hit a Wall 1925

08. The opposite of a tyrant is a slave, who can do anything with power, and is full of servility without power.

-Proverbs 1933

09. Many historical lessons were gained at great sacrifice. For example, let's eat. We can't eat poison. We seem to be used to all this. It is normal. However, it must be how many people died before. So I think that people who eat crabs for the first time are admirable. They are not warriors. Who dares to eat them? Some people eat crabs and spiders, but they are not delicious, so future generations will not eat them. We should be very grateful to such people.

-Two Feelings Today 1932

10. In the past, the rich should be retro, the rich should maintain the status quo, and the poor should innovate, and so on!

-"Little Miscellaneous Feeling"

1 1. Literati's composition, farmers dig hoes, which is common. If you take pictures, literati pretend to be clowns and play with "hoes with hats"; The farmer is holding a book in Liu Xiahui, pretending to be "reading pictures in a deep willow" and so on, which will make him sick.

-"Self-titled Portrait"

12. In fact, there is no road on the ground. If there are more people walking, it will become a road.

-"hometown"

13. The enemy has nothing to fear. The most terrible thing is the moth in your own camp. Many things were defeated by them.

Time is life. Wasting other people's time for no reason is actually tantamount to killing people for money.

15. Intense, calm and even decadent.

16. Real warriors dare to face the bleak life and dare to face the dripping blood.

17. The most painful thing in life is to wake up from a dream and have no choice.

18. Time is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze, there is always something.

19. Tragedy destroys valuable things in life, while comedy tears worthless things to people.

20. Where there is a genius, I spend other people's coffee time at work.

2 1. What is a road? It was stepped out from a place where there was no road, and it was opened up from a place where there were only thorns.

22. The dead are really dead if they are not buried in the hearts of the living.

23. Chat with celebrities and occasionally pretend not to understand what he said. Ignorance is contemptible, and erudition is annoying. Sometimes don't understand, each other is the best.

24. It is not complete contempt to say who you despise. Silence is contempt. Unable to speak with contempt, he didn't even turn his eyes away.

25. As long as it hasn't been like this, it is a baby. Even if it is nameless and swollen, if it is born in China, it will be red and swollen and look like a peach blossom; When it festers, it is as beautiful as cheese and wonderful.

-"Random thoughts" Volume 39 19 19 years

26. Try your best to rob your brothers, and meet and laugh.

-"Title Sanyi Tower"

27. Ruthlessness may not be a real hero, so how can Reiko Kobayakawa not be a husband?

-"Answer the Guest"

28. Once people come out of a miserable life, once they have money, they will easily become two situations: one is an ideal world, and people who think of the same situation will become humanitarianism; One is that he earned everything by himself, and his previous experience made him feel that everything was cold and individualistic. We in China may have become more individualistic. -The Wrong Road of Literature and Politics 1927

29. Cool education is not cool when people see it. For example, killing a few people for no reason, everyone used to shout, but now it's like seeing a meal all day. The people are really regarded as thick-skinned and insensitive elephants, but just because they are skinned, they will take a cruel step forward, which is unexpected by tiger officials and violent officials. Even if they are expected, there is still nothing they can do.

-Accidental 1933.

30. As long as it remains like this, it is a treasure. Even if it is nameless and swollen, if it is born in China, it will be red and swollen and look like a peach blossom; When it festers, it is as beautiful as cheese and wonderful.

-"Random thoughts" Volume 39 19 19 years