An unwelcome joke

1. What kind of road can't be taken? I won't tell you the answer.

Bobby's every move can't be separated from the rope. Why? (Answer: Bobby is a puppet, (I don't understand this))

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming)

4. A student throws a coin into the air: watch a movie face up, play billiards face up, and learn when the coin stands up. (Answer: To study)

5. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7

7. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? (Answer: I didn't get one)

8. Slip (hint: pay attention to homophonic) Three trees, you have to tie 10 horses, and only one horse can be tied, but not two? (answer: how to bolt? )

9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (answer: the heart is higher than the sky)

10. What is the most valuable thing missing? (answer: satellite)

1 1. Sanjinxin, Sanshui is called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Call for help)

12. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself)

13. What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

14. Who is the greatest philosopher in China? (answer: the elderly)

15. What does Sleeping Beauty fear most? (answer: insomnia)

16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

17. No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? (Answer: themselves)

18. What is the longest car in the world except the train? (Answer: Traffic jam)

19. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus)

20. Why don't eggs rot when they hit rocks? (Answer: Of course it won't rot if you hit a stone with an egg. )

2 1. Which race is backward? (answer: tug of war)

22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (answer: kinship)

23. What does a dentist do? (answer: mouth)

24. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famously greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? (Answer: I can't see anything)

25. A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? (answer: wearing a life jacket)

26. What can solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery)

27. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

28. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? (Answer: March 30th every year)

29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Ci Hai)

30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: Night, that is the shadow of the earth)

3 1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)

32. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: What two points have been removed from the word ice)

33. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (Answer: Diffuser)

35. What will increase by half after handstand? (Answer: Number 6)

36. Why do people go to the market? (answer: because the market can't come)

37. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)

38. There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: The grade says, Don't read this article)

39. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? (answer: murder weapon)

40. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? (Answer: It is certainly more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter)

4 1. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall)

42. When can the net carry water? Answer: When water turns into ice, of course you can lift it with a net.

43. Where is the highest mortality rate in the world? (Answer: In bed)

44. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one can do it, and two people can't do it together. What is this for? (answer: dreaming)

45. How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times describe her? (Answer: Give up my previous job)

A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described? (Answer: Former public abandonment)

46. It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time)

47. What kind of wheel can only turn? (Answer: Wheels of Windmill)

48. What goes farthest every day? (Answer: Earth)

49. What is the earliest surname of China people? (a: surname list)

50. Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold? (answer: it will be stolen)

When is 5 1. 1+2 not equal to 3? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong)

52. When is the best time to raise your hand? (Answer: When someone points a gun at your head)

Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible? (Answer: Mom carried him upstairs)

54. What goes farthest every day? Answer: the earth (the earth rotates by one million kilometers every day).

55. A black, thick and hard stick was inserted into the hole, and it felt very warm. When pulling it out, the guest has to pay (a deal) (a: baking sugar cane)

56. It's hard to lick, and it's hard not to lick. If you want to sleep comfortably, first rub it (something) on people (answer: teeth)

57. One thing, short in the east and long in the west, can be used by women after marriage, but not by monks (answer: male surname).

58. What is the hardest part? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. (answer: diamonds)

59. Amin was bitten by mosquitoes. Can you tell me if the bigger bag was bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite)

60. In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, I want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should I order first? (Answer: Matches)

6 1. There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them was locked up for a year for stealing, and the other was a robber and a murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? (Answer: Because the murderer wants to drag him to live)

62. How to divide five apples between two people is the fairest? (answer: squeezed into juice)

63. Xiao Zhang was driving and accidentally bumped into a telephone pole. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? (answer: small hearse)

64. A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? (Answer: Run after the mouse)

65. What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo? (Answer: Elephant)

66. Why can't you see your footprints when you walk on the beach? (Answer: Walk backwards)

67. What animal did you kill but shed blood? (answer: mosquitoes)

68. Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? (answer: three generations)

69. Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live in the same street. They always go to school together, but when they leave home every day, one goes left and the other goes right. What happened? (answer: opposite their home)

70. In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (A: Both papers are turned white)

7 1. Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? (Answer: February)

There is a place where bad people are taught, but no police dare to take action to destroy it. What is this place (answer: detention center)

73. The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (A: The year, month and day in the newspaper)

74. What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

75. What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? (Answer: Stop dreaming)

76. A plane full of people fell from a height of 10,000 meters. Why is no one hurt? Answer: No one was injured, but they all fell dead. )

77. If we want to realize our dreams, what is the first thing we should do? (Answer: Wake up)

78. What do people dislike to eat? (answer: losing money)

79. People told Adan that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons.

80. set off firecrackers under your crotch-hit a military item (answer: bomb)

8 1. condoms-type a place name (answer: Baotou)

82. Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (answer: while sleeping)

83. Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards should I send to a woman to win her heart? (Answer: Credit card)

84. Xiao Wang never touches the ground when walking. Why? (Answer: Because of wearing shoes)

85. Where can I pay for the speech? (a: by phone)

86. Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)

87. On which floor should Gai Lou be built? (Answer: Start with the basics)

88. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? (answer: it's too slow to go. )

89. What door can never be closed? (Answer: Football Gate)

90. What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

9 1. Woman falls. -Name a foreign city (answer: Babylon)

92. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

93. An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? (Answer: There is room in the car)

94. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brush false teeth)

95. Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? (Answer: I have a headache)

96. What are the products with the same production date and effective date? (answer: newspaper)

97. Why do hospitals never accept patients? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)

98. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? (answer: face the ground)

99. What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? (Answer: Take care)

100. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? (Answer: Have a place in heaven)

10 1. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (Answer: Chicken lays eggs)

102. foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? (Answer: Alcohol)

103. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: Also through shoes and socks)

104. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? (Answer: There is no water below)

105. Which tooth was last lost? (Answer: Dentures)

106. Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to stop fighting)

107. Xiaohong and her mother are in the same class. Why? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)

108. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: Frog who fouled in breaststroke)

109. How long does it take to finish Peking University? (Answer: A note clock is enough)

1 10. Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Answer: Xiu Xiaoming)

1 1 1. What color are the teeth of babies born to blacks and whites? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)

1 12. There is a stick. I want to shorten it, but I can't cut it off or break it. What should I do if it becomes shorter? (Answer: Take one that looks like it)

1 13. How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: Roman numerals have no zero)

1 14. Can you make a number greater than 3 and less than 4 with three chopsticks? (answer: take pi ∏)

1 15. Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why? (Answer: Eat chicken to see if the hen is old or tender)

1 16. What number should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1? (answer: add one. It becomes 0. 1)

1 17. What do you mean, if dad doesn't touch it, he will touch it twice? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip)

1 18. A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there? (Answer: 50 cents)

1 19. Mrs. Jin has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? (Answer: Mrs. King hesitated while eating sugar cane)

120. Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? (A: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night)

There are 24 people in row 6. How can we arrange them by 5 people? (Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon)

12 1. On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. What is the reason? (Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple)

122. Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others? (A: On the operating table)

123. The angrier, the bigger the thing. (answer: temper)

124. Asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor only put up five fingers, and the family members cried. What is the reason? (answer: three long and two short)

125. Who wants to buy fakes? (answer: wigs, dentures)

126. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (answer: water)

Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf-mute)

128. A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why? (Answer: Because he is bald)

129. Xiaoming bought a new sock with only one hole, but he didn't go to the shop assistant to exchange it. Do you know why? (answer: socks)

130. What are the things that you obviously didn't do, but you have to be punished? (Answer: Homework)

13 1. What does everyone want? (answer: sick)

132. What English letters do people like to listen to best? (Answer: CD)

133. What gives birth to a tail at night? (Answer: Meteor)

134. When the family asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? (answer: three long and two short)

135. What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? (Answer: hands, feet)

136. What water can never be used up? (answer: tears)

137. What does the elephant's left ear look like? (answer: right ear)

138. What books are not available in bookstores? (answer: suicide note)

139. What hat can't I wear? (answer: nuts)

140. A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? (Answer: The school where home is located is not the school where he goes to school)

14 1. Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? (Answer: The driver didn't drive)

142. What do most self-employed people live on in today's society? (answer: mouth)

143. Pigs are all treasures and are of great use. What's the use of pigs for human beings? (Answer: It can also be used to call names)

144. Yan has 10 coins in her pocket, but she missed 10 coins. What else is in his pocket? (answer: a hole)

145. Why do women want to get married when they wear high heels? (Answer: Because wearing high heels makes others run slowly. )

146. A circle with a diameter of 10 meter was drawn on the grass. There was a cow in it, and a stake was inserted in the center. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied? (Answer: I didn't say that the cow was tied to a stake)

147. There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? (Answer: Standing face to face)

148. Which tire doesn't turn when the car turns right? (Answer: Standby)

149. Xiao Wang and his parents travel abroad for the first time. His parents were obviously at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages. He is not deaf, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? (Answer: Xiao Wang is a baby)

150. What comes often but never really comes? (Answer: Tomorrow)

15 1. You just call its name and it will be destroyed. What is this? (answer: silence)

152. You don't need to work hard at typing. (answer: doze off)

153. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? (answer: typo)

154. What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? (Answer: Angle)

155. When does the sun rise in the west? (Answer: When swearing)

156. Heart-changing operation failed. The doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say? (Answer: Actually, you don't understand my heart)

157. Xiao Ming was not nervous when he found that his room had been stolen. Why? (Answer: That's someone else's room)

158. A man committed suicide by jumping off a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead? Answer: He was scared to death in midair.

159. What's the difference between chess and Go? Answer: The less you play chess, the more you play Go.

160. A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? (Answer: Penguin)

16 1. Why do doctors wear masks when performing operations? (Answer: Afraid of being recognized)

162. What is smaller than bacteria? (answer: the son of bacteria)

What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? (Answer: Not dumb)

163. This Roman number stands for 9. How to add a sum to make it even? (Answer: Add 5 in front)

164. Wenwen is washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why? (Answer: She is washing other people's clothes)

165. There was a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going? (answer: mental hospital)

166. Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou?

167. Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper. Why does he often look at his classmates? (Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher)

168. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

168. Which official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays his own money? (answer: the groom's tube)

169. What can hold two tigers in one mountain? (answer: a man and a woman)

170. Where are the big and small places? (answer: toilet)

17 1. Why does the new sock have a hole? (answer: socks)

172. Who hasn't read the book? (answer: gobbledygook)

173. Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? (answer: cremation)

174. There is something that buyers know, sellers know, and only users don't know. What is this? (answer: coffin)

175. Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? (answer: as long as you don't drink)

176. What are the benefits of black hair? (Answer: Not afraid of tanning)

177. Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why? (answer: love)

178. What kind of bamboo doesn't grow in soil? (answer: firecrackers)

179. What chicken has no wings? (answer: frog)

180. Some people say that you can judge the age of a chicken with your teeth. Why? (answer: teeth can chew out the tenderness of meat)

18 1. What valuable things are most easily lost? (answer: satellite)

182. What are the main reasons for divorce? (Answer: Married)

183. When will the clock stop? Answer: The clock doesn't work. )

184. What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? (Answer: No one knows)

185. Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? (answer: bound volume)

186. Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? (Answer: There is no Amitabha in the south)

187. Who is sick and never sees a doctor? (answer: blind)

188. Why do blacks like white chocolate? (Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand)

189. What's the name of a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage and is afraid of going out of shape? (answer: peerless beauty)

190. Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels? (Answer: Earth)

19 1. What was the first thing Santa put in his socks on Christmas Eve this year? (Answer: My own feet)

192. Kangaroos and monkeys are competing in the high jump. Why did the kangaroo lose before it started jumping? (Answer: Kangaroos jump with their feet)

193. Why is there a sheep in a pack of wolves? (answer: there is a sheep word in the group word)

194. Snails only need one minute from Shanghai to Beijing. Why? (Answer: On the map)

195. Beat the dog to see the owner, and beat the tiger to see what? (Answer: See if you have seed)

196. What word should I put in the position of Wu, Ren, Wang, O and My O? (answer: it should be west! Because the first few words are one, two, three, five)

197. There are three brothers between the boss and Lao Yao. Although they were born on the same day in the same year, they are nothing alike. Why? (answer: it's a finger)

198. What does a sailor who has been wandering in the vast sea for more than half a year want to do next after he sets foot on the mainland? (Answer: Step on the other foot)

199. What's another name for eggplant? (answer: vegetables)

200. When did the cow's tongue and tail meet? (answer: in the restaurant)

20 1. What else can I borrow (A: excuse me)

202. When is four minus one equal to five? (Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners)

203. There is one thing that you can only hold with your left hand, but you can't get it with your right hand. What is this? (answer: right hand)

204. What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married? (Answer: No one came to the wedding reception)

205. A signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side. Why are only three people injured? (Answer: Because it is a sign to help old M)

206. Every couple has one absolute thing in common in their lives. What is that? (Answer: I got married on the same day in the same year)

207. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? (Answer: It looks like a sheep)

208. Where are the fewest Buddha statues? (Answer: South, there is no Amitabha in the south)

209. What can a hundred men lift, but a woman can lift with one hand? Answer: for example, an egg, it is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time.

2 10. The ancients in China once dipped their blue coats in the Yellow River. What happened? (Answer: The clothes are wet)

2 1 1. Why did 60 yuan buy one and 20 yuan buy two? Answer: 40 dollars in change.

2 12. Only three brothers and sisters. Why? (Answer: son, mother and uncle)

2 13. A person loves to drink and is afraid of his wife, who stipulates that he must take off his shoes when entering the door. He remembered that it was an imperial edict. One day, I came back from drinking. Just arrived at the stairs, I suddenly remembered my wife's words, and I had to take off my shoes when I entered the door. I quickly took off my shoes and walked barefoot to the fifth floor. I opened the door, shook my shoes and said to my wife, I remember to take off my shoes today. (Answer: You must take off your shoes)

2 14. What word is universal? (Answer: Arabic numerals)

2 15. what is the ceremony that the priest can't preside over anyway? (Answer: My own funeral)

2 16. That big man is peeing ... Guess one thing (answer: Hua helps the second child))

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Cold joke:

1 There is a hide-and-seek club, and the person in charge hasn't been found yet.

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks.

On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire.

Why not say hello to your rare steak? Because they don't know each other.

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself. Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I feel that I am soft. "

Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but one day the cornfield caught fire and all the corn turned into popcorn! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was very cold.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged, so he ran outside crying and flew away.

The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day and want to hug you." The pot said, "I'm so stubborn when I'm fucking ripe."

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? Because: the facts are clear.

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12 Draw a V on two fingers. What is this? Yeah! Hands are shaking, reach down. What is this? It's fallen leaves!

13 stretch four fingers, what is it? Fourth, bend four fingers. What is this? Wonderful! (bend four)

14 When the millionaire drove through a village in a luxury extended Lincoln sedan, he saw two beggars pulling grass at the roadside to eat, and the millionaire stopped immediately. "Why do you eat grass?" "We really have no money ..." A beggar replied. "Really, get in the car and go to my house." "I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered. "Call them." The rich man pointed to another beggar. "And you, call home, too." "My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said. "Never mind, call them all and go!" In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home." The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. "

15 Wolf, tiger and lion, who will definitely be eliminated when playing games? Wolf because: Momotaro (eliminated the wolf).

16 once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " "Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

17 one day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid the wolf's pursuit. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up, whatever you wanted. At this time, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, "Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is?"

18 stones fight with rice cakes, and when they get angry, they kick the rice cakes into the sea.

Later, a couple decided privately for life, but the man wanted to go abroad for military service. Before he left, he gave her a ring and agreed to meet her here with it three years later. Three years later, the woman didn't find the ring and threw it into the sea sadly. Actually, the woman remembered the wrong place. When the man came back and couldn't find a woman, he went fishing by the sea dejectedly. Suddenly he grabbed something. Guess what this is?

It's rice cake.

Later, he finally caught a fish and bit something hard while eating. What do you think it is?

It's fish bones.

19 once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: Let me go! The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid said happily, take the exam! Then people roast squid.

The diver's movements are difficult. He turned three times, then somersaulted forward for three and a half times, and then somersaulted backward for a month.

2 1 someone's newly-installed phone has just been rented out by the cinema, and people often call to ask about the movies being shown. At first, he always explained politely that this mobile phone is no longer owned by the cinema, but it is his now. Please don't call again. After a long time, he also felt annoyed and simply said, "You have the wrong number!" " This will also save some saliva. One day, a familiar voice came from the other side: "What movie is showing now?" As usual, he said, "You have the wrong number!" After a moment of silence, the other party replied, "Is it a China film or a foreign film?"