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Reflections after reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost"

After carefully reading a work, everyone will definitely gain a lot. Why not calm down and write down your thoughts after reading it? So can you write a review? The following is my review of "The Biography of Mr. Almost" that I collected for everyone. You are welcome to share it. Thoughts after reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost" 1

During the winter vacation, I read a very interesting book called "The Biography of Mr. Almost".

This book is personal to me. This is a joke. However, I am also such a person sometimes. No one is perfect though. To be able to do what Mr. Nearly is like is unprecedented and unprecedented, right?

The funny thing about Mr. Similar lies in his carelessness and carelessness, but the most important thing is that he really doesn’t care. White sugar is almost the same as brown sugar, and Shaanxi is almost the same as Shanxi. Even when I was seriously ill, my family found the wrong doctor and invited a cow doctor. They thought cow doctors were almost the same as human doctors. Before he died, he said: "The living and the dead are almost the same. As long as it's almost the same, don't be too precise." If the Chinese people at that time had this mentality, even life and death were almost the same, so what else did they care about? If you adopt the mentality that a country invades and is invaded, there is no doubt that this country has no self-respect, and this nation has no self-respect. Will this person still have self-respect?

"The Biography of Mr. Almost" is not a real biography, because there is no such person in the world. The author only wrote it in the form of biographies to achieve the purpose of satirizing the hypocrisy and Chinese people at that time, making people think deeply and enhancing the satirical effect.

Anyone who doesn’t take things seriously will always say the same thing. "Almost" is a self-comfort method used by every lazy person to hide their laziness shortcomings.

Reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost" made me understand that we should work hard to improve our shortcomings instead of hiding them. Comments 2 after reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost"

Today, I read "The Biography of Mr. Almost" written by Hu Shi, and I think Mr. Almost is really ridiculous: white sugar is almost the same as brown sugar, Shanxi is almost the same as Jiangxi, even I got seriously ill , the family found the wrong doctor and invited a cow doctor. They also believed that the cow doctor was almost the same as the human doctor. Before his death, he said: "The living and the dead are almost the same. As long as things are almost the same, don't be too precise." "How can it be so? What about the stupid people?" I couldn't help but laugh, "Is it really the same? It looks similar on the surface, but it's actually very different!"

But I calmed down and thought about it, and still laughed at others. Woolen cloth? Isn’t it the same for you? In the last exam, I wrote "rest" as "body breath", and I lost a point in vain. When the paper was handed out, I thought it was about the same and should not lose points; another time, in the exercise paper that my mother bought me, I put "Remove the index finger" was written as "remove the ten fingers". At that time, I thought it was almost no big deal, but now I think about it, if the doctor performed surgery and regarded "removal of the index finger" as "removal of the ten fingers", how much pain would the patient suffer?

At the end of the article, it says, "Countless people followed his example, so everyone became Mr. Almost." "Oh my God!" I couldn't help but shout, "Oh my God!" If When a scientist made a calculation with the wrong decimal point, he thought it was almost the same and did not correct it. As a result, the satellite fell down. How much damage was caused...

It seems that we must strive for perfection in everything we do, and the more refined the better. Well, it can't be like Mr. Almost, so that things can be successful. This applies to individuals as well as countries. Thoughts after reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost" 3

After class today, I walked into the study and took out a book and started reading. I happened to come across the article "The Biography of Mr. Almost", and when I read it, I felt dumbfounded and speechless.

The beginning of the article reads: Speaking of this person, everyone knows it and is famous everywhere. He has a poor surname and not many first names. He is a surname from every village in every province, county, and village. I thought to myself: Is this author joking again? How could a person be called "almost"?

So I read it with questions, and the more I read, the more funny it became. It turns out that he never requires accuracy or precision in his work. For example, when he was a child, his mother asked him to buy white sugar, but he bought brown sugar. His mother scolded him, and he shook his head and said, isn't brown sugar and white sugar about the same? Another example is that when he was dying, he said intermittently that the living and the dead are different... almost... almost. As long as everything is... almost... good,... why bother to be too... serious! After saying this, he died.

After his death, people thought that Mr. Xi could see through everything and was a virtuous person, so they gave him the title "Master Yuantong". The author said that since then China has become a country of lazy people.

After reading this article, I feel very complicated, as if I am "Mr. Almost". So from then on, I did everything carefully every day and never thought that it would be enough. I would also like to appeal to my classmates to do things seriously, not to use the same as an excuse to refuse to do things, and to be strict with themselves. Thoughts after reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost" 4

Today, I read the textbook "The Biography of Mr. Almost" and I was deeply touched by this article. The "Mr. Almost" in the article is a person who does things casually and doesn't pay attention to details.

"Mr. Almost" often writes "ten" instead of "thousand" and "Shaanxi" instead of "Shanxi". One thing he often says is "As long as it's almost the same, why be too smart?" "Seeing this, I couldn't help but think of such a thing. It was a weekend, and my mother took me to the supermarket to buy a rice cooker. After a while, we picked out the rice cooker. The saleswoman put an unopened rice cooker in front of me and said to me, "Look at it." My mother said, "Look at it! I'll pay for it." The saleswoman helped me open the package and put out the rice cooker. The pot, I just took a brief look at it and said in my heart: Yes, it is the one we selected. There will be no problem with the new one, it is almost enough. Auntie put the rice cooker back into the packaging box. We took it and went home happily.

In the evening, my mother took out the rice cooker, washed the rice and put it into the rice cooker. Suddenly, my mother's eyes were fixed on one point, "Hey, what's wrong?" I asked strangely, "Come and see, what is this?"

I went over and took a look, and it turned out that the rice cooker was There is an obvious impact mark on the shell, which is as big as the mouth of a bowl. I was so careless that I didn't see such a big mark! It was this "almost" thought that caused me to suffer a loss.

People say that one learns from one's mistakes. I should change this careless problem, right? But why can't I get rid of this problem? After reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost" 5

Ever since I read the short article "The Biography of Mr. Almost", I have been deeply impressed by this article. I also learned about one of my shortcomings. This Mr. "Almost" just wants to be "almost" all the time, so there is no need to be too smart. In this way, until he was about to die, he still said the same thing in his mouth: "The living and the dead are also different... different... almost. As long as everything is different... almost... good, why should people... be too serious!" "After saying this, he finally gave up.

In life, I am also a person who does simple things. For example, one time: there were guests at home, and my mother asked me to make orange juice for the guests to drink. I took out the orange juice powder from the refrigerator, because I was distracted, poured a little powder from the bag, and then added a lot of water. I served it to the guests, and as soon as they took a sip, the guests shouted: "It's too sour, it's too sour."

From now on, I got rid of this problem, and I don't do things the way I did before. So-so, absent-minded, casual. Thoughts after reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost" 6

Today, I read an article "The Biography of Mr. Almost" by Mr. Hu Shi. There is a gentleman with a similar surname and a similar name. He is the protagonist of this story. He has a pair of eyes, but he cannot see very clearly, and he has two ears... His mantra is "As long as everything is almost the same, why be too perfect?"

Mr. Almost, because everything is the same. Just asking for more or less is costing your own life. But what chills me the most is that after his death, everyone actually called him a man who could see through and figure out everything. They said that he was unwilling to be serious, settle accounts, and care about everything in his life. He was really a virtuous man. He also gave him the title "Master Yuantong".

I think that "refusing to be serious, unwilling to settle accounts, and unwilling to care" is not a good virtue, but a lazy behavior. Just like when some children around us do the questions, as long as the answers are similar and they don't ask why they do it, they just hand in the homework and that's it. But when it comes to the exam, if the questions change slightly, they won't do it. There are also some children, like me, who don’t check their homework after they finish it. They just do it just fine. They don’t need to pursue perfection. They will make a fool of themselves at critical moments.

Not once did I write "Russian" instead of "Russian bully" and "sun" instead of "big sun". It's really harmful to people!

Mr. Hu Shi’s writing is really insightful. If everyone became Mr. Almost, China would become a country of lazy people.

I hope that I will not become a member of the country of lazy people. I hope that Mr. Nearly's "virtue" will disappear forever with the passing of Mr. Nearly. Thoughts after reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost" 7

The beauty of reading lies in the perception. Recently, I read "The Biography of Mr. Almost" by Hu Shi, and I was quite educated and inspired. The article is humorous and describes "Mr. Almost" with profound meaning. This gentleman did not take everything seriously. Even when he was seriously ill, he believed that "ox doctors are the same as human doctors." Before his death, he said: "The living and the dead are almost the same. As long as things are similar, it will be fine. Why take it too seriously." "Although the story is ridiculous, it makes me reflect and alert.

In "Mr. Almost", I seem to see my own shadow. At work, I don’t seek merit but seek no faults, and I often talk about “almost”. However, the consequences of being "Mr. Almost" are very serious. Not only is the work performance mediocre, but what is even more frightening is that you unknowingly develop lazy thinking and sloppy habits. All of this is caused by the "Almost" mentality.

The ancients said: "A slight difference makes a thousand miles." One percent omission often leads to 100 percent error. Everything cannot be similar. Once it is similar, nothing can be done well or accomplished. For our cadres, especially financial personnel, we must take advantage of the favorable opportunity of carrying out the capacity and style building year to resolutely abandon the idea of ????"almost" and put "seriousness" into practice. "As an attitude, a ability, and a habit, we must base ourselves on our own positions, study business seriously, carry out work meticulously, and be willing to learn, good at asking, thoughtful, and discerning. They must also perform their duties clearly and use their excellent work results to serve as a good "accountant" for the farm corporatization reform, with meticulous control and dedicated dedication. Comments after reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost" 8

After reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost", I can't help but feel sorry for Mr. Almost, and I also think that Mr. Almost is very ridiculous.

In the book, Mr. Xi Jinping only pursues Xi Jinping in everything he does. His mother asked him to buy brown sugar, but he bought white sugar. When he was in school, the teacher asked him which province was to the west of Zhili Province. He said it was Shaanxi, but it was actually Shanxi. One day, he asked him for an important matter. When he took the train to Shanghai and was two minutes late, he cursed: What’s the difference between two minutes earlier and two minutes later? Isn’t it the same as the train company leaving at 8:30 and 8:32? This time the train was late, which almost cost him his life. One day, he suddenly fell ill and asked his family to find Dr. Wang, who treated human diseases. As a result, the family found Dr. Wang, a cow doctor. Doctor Wang used the same method as treating cattle to treat Mr. Xiangxiang, but Mr. Xiangxiang died.

After reading this article, I can’t help but want to say: People should never pursue the same thing, because it is often the same, which ruins a big thing. Thoughts 9 after reading "The Biography of Mr. Duan Duan"

Today, I read a book written by Hu Shi. The title of the book is "The Biography of Mr. Duan Duan". The book talks about a Mr. Duan Duan who doesn't want to do anything. Too accurate, as long as they are almost the same, brown sugar is almost the same as white sugar, flour is almost the same as salt, shaving the head is almost the same as shaving the beard. Just when he died, the servant hired the wrong doctor, the cow doctor. He also said that the human doctor was almost the same as the cow doctor. , do you think this person is confused?

However, although Mr. Almost is fictional, there are many people like him in our lives. I am an example: once, in an exam, I wrote "amputate the fingers" as " At the time, I thought it was about right to remove ten fingers. After I handed in the test paper, I realized how much pain the patient would suffer if a doctor accidentally wrote "removal of index finger" instead of "removal of ten fingers"!

Another time! At home, I wanted to write a sentence to read to my brother. I originally wanted to write "It's too sloppy, I must correct it in the future", but I ended up writing "It's so sloppy, I must correct it in the future", which made a joke.

"The Biography of Mr. Almost" tells me that carelessness will definitely lead to disaster, so we cannot be as careless as Mr. "Mr. Almost". We must get rid of the bad habits of "Mr. Almost" before we can achieve great things. 10 comments after reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost". p>

During the winter vacation, I accidentally read an article - "The Biography of Mr. Almost" by Hu Shi.

It touched me a lot, let’s share it!

This article tells about Mr. Guanxi’s unwillingness to be serious, unwilling to settle accounts, and unwilling to care about things. He does not care about the quality when buying things, and buys brown sugar for white sugar; He was perfunctory, ten equals a thousand; even when he was seriously ill, his family found the wrong doctor and hired a cow doctor. They thought cow doctors were almost the same as human doctors. Before he died, he actually said: "A living person is almost the same as a dead person..." His mantra was: "As long as everything is almost the same, why take it too seriously?" In the end, he died because of the "almost" problem.

This reminds me of the former Soviet Union's "Soyuz 1" spacecraft. The spacecraft and astronauts crashed due to various errors caused by "almost".

I seem to see my shadow in Mr. Almost. The writing is careless: "son" is written one less horizontal stroke than "erle", "0" is written as "6", "9" is written as "4"; calculations are sloppy: plus signs are treated as minus signs, additions are counted as subtractions...

Through this article, I understand: Everything cannot be similar. Once it is similar, nothing can be done well, from individuals to countries. From now on, I will study and work seriously and never become the second "Mr. Almost". Thoughts after reading "The Biography of Mr. Almost" 11

Today, I read "Mr. Almost" written by Hu Shi, and I think Mr. Almost is really ridiculous: white sugar and brown sugar are almost the same, Shanxi and Jiangxi are almost the same, even if I get seriously ill, I I found the wrong doctor and invited a cow doctor. I also thought that the cow doctor was almost the same as the human doctor. Before he died, he said: "The living and the dead are almost the same. As long as things are similar, don't be too smart." I couldn't help but laugh, "Is it really the same? It looks almost the same on the surface, but in fact it's very different."

But when I calmed down and thought about it again, I was still laughing at others. Isn't that the same for myself? During the extracurricular Chinese language test, I wrote "rest" instead of "body breath". I lost a point in vain. When the paper was handed out, I still thought it was almost the same and shouldn't lose points. Another time, I wrote "amputate index finger" as "amputate". "Ten fingers", how much pain the patient must suffer!

The article concluded: "Countless people followed him as an example, so everyone became Mr. Almost." "Oh my God"! I couldn't help but exclaim, how could this be possible? If during a war, troops are lurking behind the enemy, preparing to launch an attack, and if someone moves, coughs, or bends their legs tiredly, the entire army may be wiped out; when launching satellites, if the decimal point is wrong when scientists calculate, it will not work. And I thought it was almost the same and did not correct it. As a result, the satellite fell down. How much damage would it cause...

We cannot be "Mr. Almost"!