Jokes related to drinking water

Once upon a time, two travelers were traveling in the desert. They are very eager for water to drink. After a long walk, they finally found a well, but there was a sign next to it that said: whoever drinks water will die.

Director Li

They thought, anyway, drinking is death, not drinking is thirst, so drinking. As a result, they were arrested by the leader. The director asked, didn't you see my sign? Yes, I do. The village chief said, then you'd better drink. Somebody, pull them out and cut them down.

The traveler quickly begged for mercy, and the chief thought about it and said, I don't need to kill you. Each of you is going to the desert to find a hundred fruits. I won't kill you.

So they went to look for fruit. The first traveler found a hundred cherries, and the chief said, you put them all in PP, don't laugh. If you laugh, you cut them out, so he stuffed them in. When the fortress was almost finished, he suddenly smiled, then asked, cut them down, and then the first traveler said, because I saw that idiot holding a hundred watermelons.

Ha ha laugh

LZ, I laughed anyway. When I first heard this joke, I laughed my head off. o