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Fairy tales of little mice practicing martial arts

Xiaozhuang is a little mouse full of dreams. If you ask him what his biggest dream is? Xiaozhuang will tell you that you want to be a martial arts expert.

However, there is not a mouse who knows martial arts around Xiaozhuang's life. What shall we do? Xiaozhuang thinks that if you can't find a teacher, you should teach yourself. So Xiaozhuang starts with basic skills. He runs, jumps, does push-ups, lifts pebbles, stretches his fists, kicks his legs and sweeps the dew off the grass with his tail every day. ...

Every day before the sun rises, Xiaozhuang practices long-distance running on the grassland early; At night, the stars in the night sky are twinkling, and Xiaozhuang is still holding the branches to do pull-ups.

Seeing Xiao Zhuang practicing martial arts so hard, his companions laughed at his whimsy. They laughed at Xiaozhuang while playing carefree. They dig holes, hide and seek, dig roots and guess how many grass seeds are in their claws.

"Xiaozhuang, come and play games with us?" A beautiful mouse said.

"Yes, Xiaozhuang, come and play with us. How boring you are doing those things all day? " The other mice said.

Xiaozhuang always said, "No, my dream is to be a martial arts master. I must realize my dream. "

But Xiaozhuang is thin and small, and even his younger brothers and sisters are taller than him.

Other mice always laughed when they heard Xiaozhuang's dream. They often run to Xiaozhuang, gently push him down, or sweep him with their tails. Xiaozhuang can't get up for a long time.

Xiaozhuang practiced martial arts hard and finally angered a big mouse named Xiaohei. One day, Xiaohe said to Xiaozhuang, "You still want to be a kung fu master, haha! Stop dreaming. "

Black said, stepping on the tail of Xiaozhuang. Xiaozhuang tried to pull his tail out of his foot, but failed.

"Don't let anyone take away your dreams." Whenever the mouse laughs at his dream, Xiaozhuang will say this to himself.

Hard work pays off. Hard practice day after day makes Xiaozhuang's body stronger, stronger and more agile.

One day, Xiaozhuang was hitting a hanging pine cone with his fist. Little black appeared in front of him, followed by two big gray mice.

Xiaohei threw a stone at Xiaozhuang's head, and Xiaozhuang dodged.

"Ah! Mouse, our eldest brother has something to say to you. " A gray mouse said.

Another gray mouse said, "Our eldest brother will be the boss here in the future, and all the mice here will listen to our eldest brother."

Xiaozhuang looked at Xiaohei. He hasn't seen him for two months. His figure is getting bigger and his coat color is getting darker. Xiaohei pointed to Xiaozhuang's nose and said, "You are not allowed to practice here again. This place belongs to me. I want to practice boxing here. "

Xiaozhuang said, "Well, I can change places."

"You are not allowed to practice boxing again. Boxing can only be practiced by a strong mouse like me, and a weak mouse like you is not worthy of boxing. "

"Why!"

Xiaohei spat hard, broke his fingers and said, "It's no use practicing! From now on, you should find us something delicious every day. Don't pay, or pay less, just wait to eat our fists. "

"It's not fair!" Xiaozhuang protested.

"no! This is fair. " Blackie showed off his muscles and said, "Because I am older than you, I can beat you, and you can only be beaten, so you must listen to me."

"What if I can hit you?"

"Ha ha ha ha!" Hearing Xiaozhuang's words, the three big mice all laughed their stomachs.

Blackie moved her neck. Turn your shoulder and punch Xiaozhuang on the head. Xiaozhuang deftly dodged, jumped up and slapped his tail heavily on Blackie's face. After only one use, Xiaohei was knocked down.

Blake got up and motioned for two brown mice to go together.

Suddenly, two cats jumped out of the bushes. A black cat bit Xiaohei, and two claws pushed two gray mice to the ground at the same time. Another white cat came at Xiaozhuang like a gust of wind.

Xiaozhuang dodged the white cat's jump, jumped up and kicked the white cat's nose.

The white cat was startled. I didn't expect a mouse to dare to hit her.

Xiaozhuang took the opportunity to run into the mouse hole. Breathing heavily, my little heart kept beating wildly. Rats' fear of cats is deeply written in their genes. Xiaozhuang was startled. But when he calmed down, he couldn't help but recall the punch and foot he had just punched on the white cat's nose-it was so perfect! Fast, powerful, simple attack trajectory, unexpected!

After the two cats left, Xiaozhuang ran out of the rat hole again and continued to practice. But he practiced 110 thousand times, but he still didn't do it as well as the first time. "I need a cat to help me practice!" The sudden bold idea scared Xiaozhuang himself into goose bumps.

The next day, Xiaozhuang really went to look for a cat. Coincidentally, it was the white cat that he found yesterday. The white cat also recognized Xiaozhuang and rushed at Xiaozhuang angrily. Being beaten by a mouse made her feel ashamed. Xiaozhuang's legs trembled with fear and tried to restrain his desire to escape.

"Hum! I am too scared to run. " The white cat smiled contemptuously and slapped Xiaozhuang on the head with its claws.

Xiaozhuang dodged the cat's paw. Jumped up, kicked two feet between the eyes of the white cat in one breath, punched three times, and then ran away quickly.

On the third day, Xiaozhuang appeared in front of the white cat again.

"Meow!" White cat jumped up at once. However, when Xiaozhuang flashed, the white cat's flapping was a feint, followed by a claw immediately. Xiaozhuang almost didn't escape, and the cat's paw swept away his two moustaches. Then, the white cat launched a third attack. ...

As the days passed, the struggle between Xiaozhuang and White Cat became more and more fierce.

A year later, Xiaozhuang finally defeated the white cat with a hundred tricks.

"My name is Xiaozhuang. Thank you for practicing martial arts with me every day. "

"Little mouse, you give me remember! My name is Whitestorm! " The white cat glared at Xiaozhuang and said bitterly, "One day, I will eat you! Hey! "

"I will keep this sentence in mind. In order not to be eaten, I will work harder every day."

Xiaozhuang was about to leave when suddenly a large group of wild cats came and surrounded him.

"meow! That mouse is my prey, and I forbid other cats to touch him! " The white cat roared.

A big cat said, "Hum, loser! Will be knocked down by rats! You humiliated that cat! Today, we are going to get rid of you. Hey! " Four big wild cats pounced on Whitestorm.

Xiaozhuang worried about Whitestorm from the bottom of my heart. However, in the blink of an eye, Whitestorm defeated four cats.

Wildcats are angry! It is intolerable that a cat defeated by mice easily defeated them. So more than thirty wild cats rushed to the white cat at the same time, but they were quickly defeated by the white cat's claws. In the past year, Whitestorm has been trying to catch Xiaozhuang, a mouse that challenges her every day. Now, like Xiaozhuang, she is an expert in Wulin.

Xiaozhuang ran to Whitestorm's side and fought against the enemy with her. The battle soon ended and the cat-and-mouse alliance won a perfect victory.

"Meow!" "squeak!" They couldn't help cheering.

After a short silence, Whitestorm said, "Next time we meet, I must eat you."

The news that Xiaozhuang defeated a group of wild cats spread like wildfire. Rats are more afraid of Xiaozhuang than cats. An old mouse came to Xiaozhuang in fear and said to him, "We are all afraid. Please leave here. " Many mice are hiding in the distance and secretly watching Xiaozhuang.

Finally, Xiaozhuang left his nest without saying a word, settled in the territory of wild cats, and continued to pursue his dream of becoming a martial arts master.

One day, Xiaozhuang received an invitation to participate in the "King of Animals Fighting Competition". The location of the fighting contest is located in the center of the big forest. The contestants are all martial arts experts in the animal kingdom. Xiaozhuang saw a cheetah killer with a strong figure, a brown bear wrestler with infinite strength, a majestic lion warrior and a supercilious jaguar champion. ...

"I can't beat such a powerful opponent!" Xiaozhuang is prepared to abstain.

In the first game, a cat in a cloak fought with a coyote. The cat won the final victory with wisdom and skill. This has brought confidence and courage to Xiaozhuang.

The first opponent Xiaozhuang defeated was a lynx. Lynx looks like a cat, but it is much bigger. He resisted in great fear and was almost killed by a lynx.

The next day, the cat defeated the poisonous snake. Xiaozhuang defeated the fox.

On the third day, the cat defeated the bison. Xiaozhuang defeated the rhinoceros.

On the fourth day, the cat defeated the leopard. Xiaozhuang defeated the black bear.

In the semi-final, the cat defeated the lion and Xiaozhuang defeated the eagle.

The final that attracts the attention of all animals has begun!

I saw a mouse and a cat in a cloak walk into the middle of the ring at the same time.

The cat suddenly took off its cloak.

"Xiaoqiang, I want to eat you! Hey! "

"Whitestorm! It's you! " Xiaozhuang was startled.

"I worked hard to beat you." Whitestorm said.

Xiaozhuang didn't answer, nodded firmly, and a roundhouse kick kicked off the battle.

He knows her well, and she knows him well.

The fighting continued until dark.

The elephant who presided over the competition declared Xiaozhuang the king of beasts.

No one remembers that there was once a very ordinary little mouse. At that time, his dream was just an impossible dream for everyone.