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What interesting talk in your sleep have you heard?

In junior high school, a roommate was a good student. He studied very hard and went to bed early every day. Once before everyone went to bed, she spoke loudly and clearly, and we laughed for a week. And my dad, he only watched anti-Japanese war movies since he was a child. He said more than once that if he had been in that era, he would have killed all the devils, which made me fantasize about how to tear the devils by myself and become a generation of female Xia. No, his other orientation recently is various family mother-in-law dramas. My mother and I love watching news documentaries and so on. Every time I see him cooking badly, I wander between the kitchen and the living room, speechless. For example, "Million Brides" is often broadcast at five, six or seven o'clock. We often envy them and tell us many stories, hoping to pull us into the pit. The kind of person who usually shoots a thief in the street, because he looks rough and looks like a triad, often stares at the thief's family and pulls his hand back. My mother and I are always worried. I remember once before, he took me home, and a woman was robbed of her bag by a motorcycle on the road. He took me after people for two blocks, but she didn't catch up. He also loves gambling, but his brain is too stupid and he often loses. Later, he only played mahjong with a group of old ladies and grandfathers to regain some confidence. Well, the above introduction will be reflected in my dad's night talk. He is the kind of person who snores his teeth at night. When I first married my mother, my mother couldn't sleep every night. Because she was always awakened by the harsh sound of mice biting furniture, she shook her father and said that there were mice. So they got up in the middle of the night every day to catch mice for several days, but they didn't. Later, my mother finally found that the sound was coming from his mouth. Dad is the kind of person who can wake up after sleeping for three seconds.