Super funny primary school English jokes

There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There were three parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The The customer asked the owner, "How e this guy is$5,000? That's so expensive for this kind of parrot." The owner said, "Because I have trained him and he can talk." So the customer asked him, "How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?" The owner said, "Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions, like dancing and so on. That's why he's so expensive." Then the customer said, "How about the third one? What can he do that makes him so expensive?" The owner of the shopaid, "Idon't know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, norsing, nothing at all! But the other two call him 'The Boss.'"

The boss went to a store to buy a parrot. There are three parrots in the store, one of which is sold for 5,000 yuan, the other for 10,000 yuan, and the third for 30,000 yuan. The customer asked the boss: "Why does this only cost 5,000 yuan? The price is too expensive for this kind of parrot!" The boss said: "Because I have trained him to speak." The customer asked again: "What about this one? He can speak What are you doing? Why is it so expensive?” The boss said, “In addition to talking, he can also perform some interesting actions, such as dancing, etc. That’s why it’s so expensive.” The customer then asked, “What’s the reason? What does he do? Why does it cost so much?" The boss said, "I don't know. I've never heard him speak, whistle, or sing, nothing! The two called him: "Boss!"

Where is the egg?

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher: Then where is the “egg”?

Student: In the cake, Sir.

Where are the eggs?

Teacher: Can you make a sentence using the word "egg"?

Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher: Where is the "egg"?

Student: In the cake, sir