A funny joke that makes people laugh instantly

1. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald man's head. If you catch it, you will catch it. If you can't catch it, it will be gone.

2. A colleague planned to quit smoking, and thought of a way: buy expensive ones, and he couldn’t bear to smoke more. As a result, the Soft China I bought on the first day was sold out in less than half a day.

3. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut, and changed my ugly style.

4. When I went to a supermarket to buy something, I saw a person asking the boss: "Boss, do you have any Dove batteries?" The boss was stunned for a while and said: "We have Nanfu chocolate here!!

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5. Look at yourself on the scale, do you have the nerve to say it’s your mother’s thoughtful little cotton-padded jacket? It’s just like a military coat!

6. I feel very embarrassed every time someone asks me when I will have children, but the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed. I think I can’t always be the only one embarrassed, so now I always answer “tonight”.