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Pat a funny sentence.
Pat my brick to show that I'm very timid
2. Pat my clothes and dust all over the floor
3. Pat my pillow and say to order together
4. Pat my ball to bounce off crow's feet
5. Pat my window to reveal a face
6. Then leave
8. Pat my plain face to show extreme kowtow
9. Pat my wallet and say that you will support me for life
1. Pat my son and say hello, big brother!
11. Pat my rice and say ten more bowls
12. Pat my ex's grave and burn incense
13. Pat my trash can and say I love my family
14. Pat my little brain and turn into a pig
15. Pat my forehead, but it obviously didn't burn
16. I didn't
17. I patted my dog's head and kicked it
18. I patted my dull hair to show that I felt excellent
19. I patted my head but didn't touch my hair
2. I patted my shoulder and shouted
21. I patted my head and suspected excessive water injection
22. > 24. patted my foot and was kicked mercilessly
25. patted my back, you are so muddy
26. patted my object. I found that I was dreaming
27. I patted my wallet and said that I would support me for life
28. I patted my instant noodles and broke them all over the floor
29. I patted my cucumber and sprinkled some salt
3. I patted my head and shouted
31. I patted my dog and grabbed food with it
31. I patted my bed and said that the pig was still sleeping
35. I patted my spaceship to show that I also wanted to go to heaven
36. I felt very jealous when I patted my big Ben (all luxuries)
37. I patted my back seat and said to take me home
38. I patted my wallet to say that I was poor
39. I patted my bed to make me less. Want to have a drink
42. Pat my eight abdominal muscles to drool
43. Pat my chest and say, "What a big one"
44. Pat my boss and say, fire me
45. Pat my own ass
46. Pat my mouth and say that women are playing.
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