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Talk about your mood during the National Day holiday. Selected funny quotes about the National Day holiday.

1. The so-called holiday means that the family is criticized, there is no money to go out, and every day is very free.

2. Are you happy during the holiday? "Only pleasure, no joy." ”

3. These days, I am embarrassed to tell others that school is on holiday without dozens of test papers in hand.

4. I despise those who go out to play as soon as the holiday is over. I just want to give them four words: Please take me with you.

5. If you have a fever during the holidays, you will continue to surf the Internet. If you sneeze in class, you will feel that it is late stage cancer. 6. I was lying on the bed playing with my mobile phone. When I thought about not touching a book after a long vacation, I slapped myself in the face. I was so distracted while playing with my mobile phone.

7. I felt like I was alone. "As light as before the holiday" "Speaking human words" "I didn't finish my homework"

8. The meaning of the holiday is that it is a morning that you can't afford if you can't afford it, and you can't sleep if you don't want to sleep. Late at night and a day when I can't go out unless I say so.

9. For us, vacation means doing homework in a different place.

10. My concept of vacation is: my charger is never idle.

11. Why did the May Fourth Movement break out? Because the May Day holiday is only three days.

12. I found out after the holiday that only those who love you will keep in touch with you.

13. It’s not easy to have a holiday these days. The Tomb-Sweeping Day holiday is still in the honor of our ancestors.

14. There used to be a group of people who took a vacation together, but now these people have different vacation times.

15. After the holiday, the top students are working on hard problems, the top students are working on homework, and the bad students are working on updates.

16. If you are in military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, you will have a lot of homework.

17. Holidays depend on ancestors, and school closures depend on typhoons.

18. When I was studying, I felt that I was not very good at studying. After the holiday, I found that I was not very good at playing either.

19. Turn off the vacation mode and officially turn on the academic mode! "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function"

20. Are you excited about the holiday?" "Well, homework will make you more excited!"

21. The homework failed to load. Please ask the school for another holiday.

22. What did you bring to school? "A heart ready for a holiday at any time"

23. During the holiday, just because I woke up does not mean that I got up; when going to school, Just because I got up doesn’t mean I’m awake.

24. According to China’s holiday principle, you must pay back what you owe!

25. No matter how boring the holiday is, I don’t want it to be boring. Go to school; no matter how helpless I am with you, I don’t want to let go.

26. Everyone is studying the best way to get in when school starts, and I am already studying when to have a holiday.

27. The shortest distance in the world is from the beginning of school to the beginning of school; the farthest distance in the world is from the beginning of school to school vacation.

28. You can cut your long hair in five minutes and learn several years of knowledge. I forget everything when I have a holiday.

29. I go to school for the sake of having a holiday. Without the support of such a great mind, I can’t imagine how I would have the courage to come to school.