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Mosquito treat

"Mosquitoes treat" is a story told by Lao Ji, Mr. Ji Datong. He used this story to poke fun at the difference in hospitality between urban and rural areas! That is: city people go to the countryside, village people kill chickens and ducks, village people go to the city, and city people clap their shoulders. That means that the villagers are sincere and generous in their hospitality. City people are hypocritical and stingy.

"treat by mosquitoes" is an online joke now! The story goes like this: the mosquitoes in the city made friends with those in the village. One day, the village mosquito invited the city mosquito to play in the countryside, and the city mosquito immediately agreed, shouting a lot of relatives and friends, and flew to the countryside humming. It was the time of wheat harvest, so the villagers were so tired that when they lost their bowls, they fell across the bed and even forgot to tuck in the curtains. As a result, the mosquitoes in the city had a full meal, one by one, their bellies were rounded and they left with great satisfaction. Before you leave, of course, you should be polite and say that you will come to the city to play in a few days. Mosquitoes in the countryside agreed happily and decided to go the next day! The next day, the mosquitoes in the village buzzed and flew to the city. However, people in the city don't sleep at night, and they still shake it up? With the slapping of the fan, many mosquitoes in the village were immediately killed. The mosquitoes in the city quickly took the mosquitoes in the village and fled to a temple.

"Sorry, let's have dinner here ..." The village mosquitoes had to bite the clay sculpture bodhisattva.

"how does it taste? How about ... "Mosquitoes in the city asked awkwardly.

"well, what can I say? They look swaggering, like that. However, there is no human flavor at all.

this story or joke can only be laughed at, but it can't be true! Otherwise, wouldn't it be a bamboo pole that knocked over a boat full of people!