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"Dwelling House" Song Siming's classic lines
1. If time can go back, I will take you to another life without too much money. I will go to the food market every day to haggle over every ounce, I will be flushed with others because I published a paper to evaluate my professional title, and I will worry that my daughter will not be admitted to a good school. Perhaps, this is a happy life that I didn't realize before. "Dwelling House" Song Siming said to his lover
2, the relationship, you have to move often. The more you move, the more you participate. The deeper you sink, the worse you rot in the pot. We should always be able to tell you from me. It takes time to settle accounts every time, and it is important to owe them often. Don't worry if you owe more. He will do one thing for you or ten things for you. At the end of the day, he saw you and his head ached, so you won. You must get wind and rain. "Dwelling House" lawyer to Shen
Nowadays, the society is too realistic and cruel, and no one thinks that family ties are important. But I tell you, any problem that money can solve is not a big problem. In this life, there are many problems that can't be solved, such as birth and death, betrayal, intrigue and no longer falling in love. All this is much more serious than the house and money. One can owe money, but not feelings. There is hope that you can pay your debts with money, but you may feel guilty about paying your debts with emotion. Song Siming to seaweed.
4. A person's greatness doesn't mean how much you have contributed to the society and how much you have achieved, nor does it mean that you know how to give up in the face of temptation. Song Siming
5. Can you play Go? There is a saying in Go that you should be the first. For the first place, I'd rather give up some small gains and losses. What matters is the overall situation. Residence: Song Siming.
6. The reason why people are generous is that they have more than they spend. People take generosity as a compliment, but not everyone can do it, especially those who are irrelevant. There is nothing wrong with you and Beckham. What is wrong is your experience, and your life experience has not made you see through this. "Dwelling House" by Song Siming to Guo Haizao
7. After it was glamorous, it was in rags. An international metropolis is a stage, where all the focus will be gathered in the spotlight. What the audience can see is just a magnificent side. But who will pay attention to this glamorous place, even if there is dust or even dead mice? Residence: Song Siming.
8. Just like the Titanic, when the ship sank, you can recreate it, copy it and spread the story. But what about the dead? I have already fed the fish and shrimp in the sea. "Dwelling House" Song Siming metaphor uncompleted residential flats can be reborn, but the new owner is often not the previous one.
9. Song Siming: I hope I can help you materially and finally make you happy spiritually.
Guo Haizao: You think that if you have material things, you will have spirit.
Song Siming: No, the spirit is stronger. But there are many paths to the spirit, and material is one of them. Do you know why drugs bring happiness to people? Because drug abuse will directly stimulate some central nervous systems. When you smoke here, sparks will flash on the pleasure neurogram on the other side of your brain. Of course, other things will also produce this spark, but it is not as direct as drugs. So we should refuse drugs, because once this ultimate happiness can be obtained so easily, you will no longer be interested in other kinds of pleasure obtained through hard work. If everyone's happiness was that simple, would you still look for love? Will you still work hard? Will you still be sad because of the loss? I won't. residence
10, a woman's desire for an almond, like every man's desire for a virgin, is an irresistible idea. "Dwelling House" by Song Siming to Guo Haizao
1 1. If you love someone, let her give you a baby, and then water this flower with our blood, so that we will never part. "Dwelling House" Song Siming hopes that seaweed will have children
12, a person's body and spirit can be separated. Even if you love someone mentally, your body will not be loyal to him. The body is shameless and shameless greed. In front of the greedy body, the spirit will appear very small. I always think that money is just a way, but it can't be the ultimate goal. It's easy to be an official, but he won a good reputation after his death. It is difficult to be a good official, because your duty is not to gain a good reputation for future generations, but to do something seriously. Being alone sounds noble, but it's actually stupid. A person who doesn't know how to be flexible and cater to low tastes can't survive in this world. If the whole world is drunk and I wake up alone, I am crazy. In today's society, people who don't know people and have no background will only be bullied! Residence: Song Siming.
13, at any time, it is impossible to maximize profits. When you pursue the highest profit, you actually stand in your way. I think it is ok to make a reasonable profit! Residence: Song Siming.
14, Song Siming: Everyone's mistakes are nothing more than envy of youth towards middle age, acceptance and worship of success, and another pursuit of happiness towards the peak of life.
15, Song Siming to seaweed: You are my ankle, the only place that will hurt, and also the fatal place.
16, Blessing to Chen Temple: People's greed lies in being too easy to get.
17, when people wander the Jianghu, they will always meet experts. Song Siming
Once upon a time, there was a place called America. There is an old man who has three sons. Both the eldest son and the second son work in the city. He lives alone with his youngest son and lives in the country. On this day, a man came and said to him, can I take your little son to work in the city? The old man said, no, absolutely not, you get out. The man said, if I find someone for your son in the city, can I take him with me? The old man still said, no, get out. This person also said, if the object I am looking for, that is, your future daughter-in-law is Rockefeller's daughter, do you agree? The old man thought about it, and finally, he was moved by his ability to make his son Rockefeller's son-in-law, and agreed. A few days later, the man found Rockefeller, the richest man in the United States, and said to him, I want to find someone for your daughter, okay? Rockefeller said, no, get out. The man said, if the son-in-law I find for you is the vice president of the World Bank, do you think it's ok? Rockefeller agreed. A few days later, the man went to the president of the World Bank and told him that you should appoint a vice president at once. The president said with a smile, impossible. I already have so many vice presidents. Why should I appoint one, and it must be appointed immediately? The man said, if the person I asked you to appoint is Rockefeller's son-in-law, do you think it's okay? The president agreed, and the young man immediately became Rockefeller's son-in-law and vice president of the World Bank. This story tells us that it doesn't really matter how good this young man is. The key is to see how you match the bridge and how to operate it. As long as he can appear in this position at the right time, then we will become his brothers and fathers. Let me know what you want. The story of Rockefeller told by Song Siming.
19, the capital market is not for ordinary people to play, but they can't escape the fate of being a supporting role. Song Siming
Unmarried at the age of 20 or 25, the future is boundless! Song Siming first met seaweed.
2 1, I said seaweed, this is not an ordinary jeep, this is a Land Rover! You think it is ugly, but I think it is the most beautiful in the car. The man who drives this car is bloody and wants to own a Land Rover. He stayed in the city for a long time, hoping that he could grow up on the grassland like a wild horse with a mane floating in the wind. Land rover is a human leg, and the wind blows in the air. A man must have a good car, several confidants and a beautiful woman all his life. Otherwise, it will be a pity in this life! Song Siming talks about cars.
Classic lines of spring festival evening
1, the more love you see when you are apart, the more love you lose when you are apart.
2, don't give elder brother discharge, sister-in-law has caller ID.
3. Your brain has gone into gutter oil.
The eunuch has no son, but you can't live without a father.
My dad is on the list of service dissatisfaction.
6. Teacher, do I look like a chicken?
7. You and your wife really match.
8. Do you think your mother can come empty-handed?
9. What substances do silicon and water produce? Turtle soup
10, I'm from the provincial fertilizer plant.
1 1, are you sick? A: Do you have any medicine?
12, if you don't promise me, he will die for you.
13, hey, can I cheat you some money?
14, these eyes really have face and land. Are they original?
15, if you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?
16, which boss's daughter-in-law is not young these days.
17, I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!
18, you are Lori, and your whole family is Lori.
19, I'm not afraid of being the first ten thousand people to stop, I'm afraid of surrendering myself.
20, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.
2 1, Zhu Jun: the Yuan Dynasty was unified, and Taurus celebrated the New Year!
22. What kind of mental illness is worth 100 yuan?
23, Dong Qing: Vientiane update, the city purple welcome Reiz!
24, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!
Be yourself because no one wants to be you.
Don't worry, you won't say anything if I kill you.
27. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.
28. Successful people don't win at the starting point, but at the turning point.
29. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
30. What should I do if the gas is poisoned? Have a cigarette to calm down.
3 1, Bai: At this moment, the whole world is celebrating and everyone is happy!
Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will make the sea laugh.
Why didn't we take the children with us when we left?
34. Love everyone, trust some people, and don't be sorry for anyone.
35. What's your last name? Nice last name. Why is your surname good? My dad's last name is good!
36. Deliverer: This box is yours and this box is Tingting's.
37. I am beautiful, surrounded by a group of boys. I have a special face.
38. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!
I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling.
40. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.
4 1, I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.
42. I know I'm a liar and you've been talking to me for so long.
43. Isn't there half a cucumber in the refrigerator? Go and fry four dishes for the children.
44. Never give me any trouble. Never pick on ordinary people.
45. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
46. Zhou Tao: At this time, spring is back to the earth, and the spring is beautiful!
47. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!
48. Son, do you use local TV or CCTV?
49. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.
5 1, Husband: Quarrel with someone again? Madam: No, with the dog!
52. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.
53. It is not necessarily the cleaner who holds the broom, but it may be Harry Potter.
54. As I become more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers. .
55. My eyes are big, my nose is small, my legs are long and my arms are S-shaped. My name is Qu Ying.
Zhang Zequn: Friends, please continue to enjoy our Spring Festival Gala.
57. My brother is particularly miserable. He just found out that his son is not his own.
58. Hello, this is the commercial bank. Your bus card shows that you spent 8000 yuan in a different place.
59. A woman's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make a woman cry to show that you are useless.
Zhu Jun: At this moment, we want to dedicate our most beautiful songs to your motherland!
The classic lines of chills
The classic lines of chills
The film "Chill", which is regarded as the best Hong Kong gangster film in recent ten years, was released in Chinese mainland and Hong Kong today (165438+1October 8th). This Hong Kong film, directed by Lok Man Leung and Kim-ching Luk and starring Tony Leung Ka Fai and Aaron Kwok, has held many pilot films in the media and industry and won many praises. Different from the previous Hong Kong gangster movies, Chill is a high IQ gangster story in the new era, which tells the story of the battle of wits between the top police in Hong Kong. Liu Jiehui played by Aaron Kwok and Li Wenbin played by Tony Leung Ka Fai are both popular candidates for promotion to the next Commissioner of Police, but they are also different. Although there are many classic police films in Hong Kong, it is probably the first time to expand the police level in Hong Kong like Chill. No wonder Aaron Kwok and Tony Leung Ka Fai both said that they learned a lot about the Hong Kong police after they played Chill. The following websites share the classic lines of Chill for everyone:
1. I have served in the Hong Kong Police Force for 30 years. I met many people and offended many people. Every organization, every department and every post has its own rules of the game, either explicit or implicit. The first step is to learn it.
2. In extraordinary times, use extraordinary methods.
If you want to survive in an environment, you must learn explicit or implicit rules.
No matter how careful you are, you will never be as delicate as life.
5. If you are not bold when you are pregnant, when will you be bold?
6. Whether it is bright or dark, you have your own rules of the game.
7, the fact is always the most subtle!
8. We are policemen, not mad dogs.
9. I asked about technology, do you understand?
10, not eavesdropping device, but secret weapon.
1 1. The role of the father cannot override the identity of the police.
12, prepare for the worst, prepare for the best.
13, everyone says I'm sorry, but you, I can't stand it.
Hong Kong can become an international financial center and the safest city in Asia, and the rule of law is our core value.
15, don't let the boss run after the subordinates, the subordinates should keep running to see the boss!
How much have you changed? How much is left?
17. All wars are unnecessary.
18, every institution, every department and every post has its own rules of the game. Whether it is bright or dark, the first step is to learn, but many people have died before they get there. Do you know why? Self-righteous. The second step is to find out the thread in this game, learn how not to foul, and know how to play in tennis, so as to barely save your life.
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20xx 14 classic series
"20xx 14" is a romantic movie aimed at true love day, which tells the love story of three young couples from 20xx Shuang 1 1 Singles Day to 20xx65438+1October 4th. Young men and women who have a crush on each other, the true love of playboy, and romantic couples who have experienced emotional crisis have vividly described their touching love at different stages of life, from meeting, acquaintance and falling in love to knowing each other and staying together. According to director Lingchen Kong, the theme song of "20xx 14" is a song tailored for the film "20xx 14", which is intended to express the special significance of eternal love.
The following site shares the classic lines of 20xx 14:
1, whoever marries you in the future is either a slave or a grandson!
2, life is alive, who has not loved two or three scum!
3. Hey, you are a fairy. Where did you fall? Do you have a GPS in your head? You are so insidious!
4, you have to accompany my shirt! When will you return my shirt? Where is my shirt?
It is my business that I like you. Whether you like me or not is your business. I like you, but I won't let you like me. What are you afraid of?
6. I love my life because I fell in love at first sight, and then I want to know, do you love me? Finally, I want to ask, will you marry me? 20xx 14.
7. Don't be too nice to me. What if I never meet someone who is so kind to me again?
8, think more headaches, think deeper and feel distressed.
Xingkong classic xiantiao
Xingkong classic xiantiao
The movie Starry Sky describes a quiet girl who meets a quiet teenager. They are not the happiest children. One day, they fled the city, climbed mountains and came to the mountain hut where the girl's grandfather once lived. At night in the mountains, they saw the most beautiful starry sky, and described a child who could not communicate with the world from the perspective of age, from panic and escape to gradual self-awareness.
The following websites share the classic lines of the starry sky for everyone:
1. At that time, the future was far away and shapeless, and the dream didn't know what it was called.
I often walk a long way alone, and I feel like a fallen leaf when the wind blows.
Looking up at the starry sky, I want to know: is someone coming to me from somewhere in the world?
4. Like light, from one star to another.
5. Later, you appeared. Turn left again.
6. We waited for our youth, but we missed each other. But I will always remember that summer, the brightest and loneliest starry sky.
7. Although everything will pass, hold on as tightly as you want before letting go.
8. At the age of thirteen, we are actually very fragile; At the age of thirteen, we are actually quite strong. So, please be gentle with us before we have to face this cruel world. We really don't ask much: a look, a word, a rain, a gust of wind, or a nod goodbye. As long as there is such a little warmth, we will all feel happy from the heart. However, I never got the goodbye I wanted. We'll talk about it later. Little rabbit, never become a big rabbit; The baby elephant did not become an elephant; The only person who seems to have grown up is myself.
9. Xiaojie, will you stay with me for a while?
10. When I was a child, my grandparents and I lived in the mountains. Grandpa often tells me that as long as you look up at the stars, the world will become so big.
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