Jokes related to educated youth

This is a joke for others to be educated youth.

"Intellectual youth" will become a thing of the past. From the early 1960s to the late 1970s, the total number of educated youth who jumped the queue and settled in the countryside exceeded 65,438+1100 million, which was unprecedented in human history. At that time, the educated youth almost devoted their youth to border security and rural construction, and some even gave their lives. They work hard and have no regrets.

People should not forget it, especially the educated youth in the 1950s.

Now I'm nearly old, and the scene of jumping the queue is still shaking in front of me. Suddenly I have the impulse to write some memories and start writing something. Write a few jokes about yourself first. I also hope that everyone can tell their own jokes and let us laugh together.

"One generation is not as good as the next"

I stayed in the agricultural company for less than two years after I went to the countryside, but the interesting things that happened in these two years made me unforgettable. Every time I think of it, it's really funny and memorable.

1969 I 17 years old and just graduated from junior high school. On the morning of August 24th, more than 300 students who signed up for Heilongjiang Production and Construction Corps set foot on the special train to the north. After a day and a night of bumps, at noon on the 26th, the train finally stopped at Jiamusi Station to take a breather. After the train stopped, everyone scrambled to get on, stretching their arms and kicking, while eagerly witnessing the strange scenery in the north.

According to the distribution plan, more than 300 students in our school should be the place where the 3 rd Division 2 1 regiment is located, that is, Raohe County, which should be rooted in the Sino-Soviet border. Our luggage is also checked there. The soldiers who didn't want to lead the team announced a new order to us, ordering the more than 300 Beijing educated youth in our iron mine: "Go to the luggage trunk and take their luggage and stand by and take it down on the spot." We don't even know what happened. While whispering, we walked to the trunk of the car. Because we all came from the same school, everyone is familiar with it. When we were carrying luggage, we naturally started joking. Some said, "We are too tired. Get off and ask us to play for two days before going." Some said, "Maybe there are too many people and there is no place to live, so they should be sent back." Another classmate crossed his waist and pretended to be a leader. He waved to the classmate who wanted to continue on the road in the car: "Goodbye. . hahaha.

Get the luggage, pile it up and assemble it. It really happened this time. The soldiers who led the team solemnly announced to us: "Because of the emergency, you educated youth have to change the original resettlement, and the original resettlement plan has been cancelled. Please obey orders. " At the same time, just now we were laughing and suddenly fainted? .

Suddenly it rained heavily and we got on the boat in a daze. A few hours later, Dongfanghong II landed at the place arranged for us-Wanbao Farm in Huachuan County, Jiamusi City, which is the 30 th Regiment of the Third Division. It's close to the city, but far from the border. "Want to fight, fight" is hopeless.

Here, we split up and take carriages, sledges and tractors to each company (this kind of mud car can't drive), and 56 people from our two classes are assigned to the ninth company farthest from the regimental headquarters. "Well, it's hopeless to go to the border this time. When it comes, let's solve it. "

But since we left Jiamusi, we have been thinking: "Why did the leaders of the Corps change their minds halfway and not let us go to the border?" Why is this? "

As the saying goes, "paper can't wrap fire." The answer was unexpectedly revealed the next day. After the morning exercise that day, two Harbin youths who arrived at the company one day earlier than us suddenly snatched the military cap of an educated youth, and the dispute arose. At first, everyone watched them push, but when they looked at them, they shouted, "Shit! We Beijingers can't be bullied when we first arrive, and we can't beat Jin Ya. " With that, he held out his fist. With his voice, he suddenly lost his camp. Educated youths from both sides began to fight with each other, and more and more educated youths from both sides rushed out of their dormitories. Within ten minutes, the educated youth of both sides basically participated in the war. Eighty or ninety people are mixed together, you bite me and I kick me, but the fight is inextricably linked. On the open space of the company about 200 meters, people are close to each other, and there are scenes of cuddling and fighting everywhere. The male educated youth waved bricks, sticks and sickles at each other, while the female educated youth howled and tried to pull each other's hair, and the two rolled into a ball. The whole company is scuffling, gnashing their teeth and shouting. The scene of bleeding everywhere is tragic and heroic. It's almost 40 years now, and I still remember it clearly. Although some of the educated youth who participated in the war in Harbin are older than us, they are fewer than us, so as the saying goes, "A good tiger can't resist a pack of wolves." And we little wolves in Beijing really love them.