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What questions should Nortel prepare for the interview?
I live in a small county. Although it can't be said that the news is blocked, there is still a gap compared with children in some big cities. My idea of studying art was probably in my freshman year. I was excited for a long time. I rushed into an internet cafe to find out how many points these schools need to enter the exam. At that time, I simply thought that as long as my college entrance examination results were good enough, I could get in. But when I saw the enrollment brochures of these schools, I found that the first paragraph of almost all the brochures was to the effect that the art test of our school would be held in xx in xx ... Now I think about it, it was really embarrassing at that time. ...
Then, I faced a question, which I have been thinking about, and I believe everyone will think about it, and that is-what is the art test? What did you get in the exam? What's the difference with the college entrance examination? Let's compare the college entrance examination and art examination that everyone has to go through. In order to ensure the authenticity of the comparison, the college entrance examination process chooses the college entrance examination in our province-Shandong college entrance examination; The art test chooses the direction of drama in the literature department of Beijing Film Academy.
Main contents:
The order of college entrance examination is the first day of Chinese and mathematics, the second day of comprehensive foreign language, and the third day of basic ability.
On the first day of the art test, you will register, rest on the second day, try prose on the third day and rest on the fourth day.
On the fifth day, I read the list, on the sixth day, I tried the film review, on the seventh day, I rested, and on the eighth day, I read the list.
Try it three times on the ninth day. (If there is any discrepancy, don't sharpen my knife ...)
Finally, when we get the certificate, we will see that the biggest similarity between the college entrance examination and the art examination is that the final ranking is determined by the accurate scores, but the biggest difference is the cumulative way of the scores. There is no absolute influence between college entrance examination scores. For example, you didn't do very well in the Chinese math exam on the first day, but you can guarantee that you can get a good score in the foreign language comprehensive exam. (The actual mentality of the college entrance examination is much more complicated. Here is just a brief description ...)
However, due to the tight time, some people, or most people, had to be brushed off in the first and second tests. You say your prose is not good, what should I do if the film review is good? I'm sorry, God can't help it. You were brushed from the beginning, and you passed before the film review. ...
I met such a candidate when I reported to Nortel. When she blinked and asked me what to do, I mourned for her while comforting her ... This child died, quite a beautiful child, why ... Alas. As a result, as I thought, she bid farewell to the place where her dream began as soon as she tried. Similarly, if you can't reach any of the three steps in the interview, you are finished.
Therefore, to some extent, the college entrance examination is to raise pigs. When one pig dies, the others will gain more weight. Art test is like repairing bicycles, such as chains, handlebars and wheels. If you can't do this, you will have to fall down. So we can draw a conclusion that the art test needs a balance, and it is precisely because of this balance that the art test is much more cruel than the college entrance examination.
2. Good luck that everyone wants.
In the face of this cruelty, some people succeeded and some people surpassed it. But the point is, among those successful people, some people are really ... too. At this point, the loser can't help but come up with a word-dog excrement luck! !
Yes, I admit, I have had this idea myself, but why can't a big piece of shit in the sky hit you and me, so those people hit it? To paraphrase Mr. Ruan Cishan, "seemingly ordinary things are actually internally related". (Who is Ruan Cishan? Use Baidu yourself! )
Let me give you a real example. That was when I was admitted to the management of Nortel. Chatting with a young man who works nearby during the interview, saying it was a chat. In fact, after I said four or five sentences, the guy sent me away with a monosyllabic "grace". Finally, he told me that he used to stutter a little, okay. After that, he usually doesn't like to talk. I heard that this boy was in front of me, and the teacher met him who didn't like to talk, and then met me who liked to talk, and he was a little complacent (inferior), so the management certificate was ... stable.
However, I didn't guess the ending in the correct process. After the art exam, I met the guy in the Chinese opera again. I asked him how Nortel was doing (at that time, Nortel's grades had already come down, and I didn't manage it well). He told me that he had passed the management of Nortel, and I was very upset at that time. I remember it very clearly at that time. He came out in less than 5 minutes, and I went in 10 minutes. A very common answer makes me want to hit the wall. Later, I contacted him once, and his ranking was quite high. ...
This is a typical example of my luck. Obviously, I don't think he is strong enough, but he is better than me. It should be someone who has met himself or taken an art test around him. Now it seems that there are some jokes, but the reason for this kind of thing is worth exploring. When I was in class in Beijing, I asked many people seriously. The following are two versions that I summarized from what they said.
1 funny version
Why do you care so much? It is luck. Maybe the teacher likes you very much, especially coke. Specifically, it may be that her period has passed and the pain has stopped. He saw a beautiful woman on his way to school today. The beautiful woman ignored him and his spirit was frustrated. He sees you as a deskmate in primary school, but he bullied you before. In short, anything is possible. ...
A thought-provoking official version.
In the art test army, we can be divided into several categories.
(1) You have this strength. You can express this strength to your teacher through language and words.
(2) You have this ability, but you lack the way to communicate with teachers.
(3) You have no strength, but you can talk so much, which makes the teacher feel that you have strength.
(4) You have no strength, you are still shy, and your dialogue ability is poor.
The first category belongs to the top of the art test, but with all due respect, this category only exists in theory. Up to now, none of the candidates I am familiar with have counted this category according to my standards. In short, such people don't need luck. In the face of absolute strength, luck is shit.
The fourth category is as absolute as the first category, and it is absolutely impossible to pass the exam. Even if he prayed to God for shit every day in the street, shit wouldn't hit him on the head.
In addition to these two extremes, the second and third categories are more popular and will be discussed in detail later.
Third, "Is it necessary to take the prestigious art test?"
To understand these two problems, let's talk about examples first. In my opinion, Xiaohong has something in her stomach, but she can only say part of it. But Xiaohong is the best director of Nortel, and there is only one possibility that his expression ability can be accepted. Xiaohong didn't show himself when he was admitted to the director department, but the interview teacher at that time keenly discovered his artistic ability and guided Xiaohong to show this ability through dialogue. In other words, the teacher found him to be a piece of rough jade. This situation requires teachers to have high literacy and keen vision. Let's think again, which one has a higher vision, the teachers of ordinary colleges and universities or the teachers of famous schools? The answer is self-evident. So in Nortel, the second person is more likely to be found by the teacher, so you may be a rough jade. If you want to be discovered, you must be admitted to a prestigious school.
Art test is the best supplementary evidence of barrel theory, and your grades are determined by your weakest one.
I take myself as an example to illustrate how to grasp personality.
In the art exam, I first give myself a position. What are my own characteristics? After communicating with the teacher, I decided to be curious and childlike. Then, on this basis, I set the tone of my self-introduction. In my opinion, self-introduction is dispensable, because the situation that can make you talk seriously in the interview of Nortel Chinese opera will hardly appear unless you strongly demand it yourself. But during the interview, the teacher may ask you what you think of yourself. At this time, you can introduce yourself. )
Self-introduction (excerpt): I am actually very similar to the characteristic Chinese cabbage in my hometown. Although I'm a little sorry for my teacher on the outside, as long as I pull out the rotten leaves outside, my heart is still fresh and tender.
In this introduction, I tried my best to express my meaning clearly to the teacher. It's just that my appearance is not very good-looking, but my heart is beautiful. The purpose of using Chinese cabbage as a metaphor is to leave a deeper impression on the teacher, add a little joke and enliven the atmosphere of the examination room.
Then confirm reading books and watching movies. You should choose images that can better shape your curiosity and childlike innocence, and at the same time divide books and movies into several grades. The first grade is what you know best and talk the most. When these names are mentioned, you can pretend to pause for a while, and the teacher may interrupt you at this moment, "You just mentioned that you have met XXX, so please tell me …" Guide the teacher in this way in disguise.
The first-class books I chose at that time were Birds and Tales of the Jungle. One of these two works is imaginative, and the other is a story about a wolf child, both of which are in line with my curiosity and childlike innocence. I chose Angels Love Beauty and Edward Scissorhands for the movie. (The list here is only the first category, and the second category is as important as the third category. For example, you want to say that & gt is directed by tim burton, so you should watch at least three other movies in detail. )
Speaking of shame, I feel that among so many exams in this art test, the one that can best implement my concept of "grasping personality" is not in the third test of Nortel or Chinese opera, but in the first test of Beijing Normal University, and I regard it as training. The following is the detailed process.
Beijing Normal University should recite it first. I chose a Japanese fairy tale "Window of the Fox" (the theme conforms to the characteristics of childlike innocence, plus points). When reading, imitate the fox with a child's voice (the expression conforms to the characteristics of childlike innocence, extra points). The examiner is an old lady (in line with her mood, extra points). After reading it, the teacher smiled kindly and said that I was very childlike and read well.
At the beginning of asking questions, the teacher looked at the information I filled in and said to himself, you are from Shandong. At this moment I interrupted, my hometown is the hometown of Chinese cabbage, and the whole examination room burst into laughter (the atmosphere warmed up, plus points). Then the teacher asked you what famous books you have read. I replied that I like bird collections very much. She asked if there were any written in Europe. When the accident happened, I chose the second bibliography. ) I replied that I liked Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Before the teacher asked me, I added that I liked it because I had always had a romantic longing for France in the18th century and was curious about the humanities, culture and social customs at that time. The teacher smiled and nodded and commented, "You are a lively boy". (in line with their own curious characteristics, extra points; The teacher then asked, What do you like about China? In view of the vivid comments of the teacher in front, in order to meet this definition, I ruled out the four classic novels and chose the ghost novels. ) I said I like serial, and I like Ying Ning best. The teacher asked why, and replied that Ying Ning was naughty and lively, just like me. At the same time, we all like to laugh. After answering, I smiled again (very suitable for my own characteristics and special). The whole examination room laughed again, and three teachers nodded. The exam is over.
It was only because of the time conflict that I gave up the opportunity to take the second test. In this test, the questions asked by the teacher and my psychological activities when I answered the emergency were completely in line with the theme of "grasping personality". I can also say without blushing that as long as you make this state in the interview, all the interviews will pass! ! ! Of course, there is some luck in such a suitable situation.
In addition, I have to specify the criteria for answering. Is the stone-there is no standard (why did you take out the knife again in .............................................................................................................................................) because many problems have no rules, even the basic way can be changed. For example, during the exam, the teacher asked you, "Have you seen the Journey to the West? Why do you say that the Monkey King is surnamed Sun? " (This is the real question! ! )
You can have at least three answers:
1, teacher, I don't know (very sincere and honest), but I know why Pig Bajie's surname is Zhu and Friar Sand's surname is Sha ... (If you lead the question elsewhere, the teacher generally won't embarrass you)
2, teacher, at this time, his master of Samsung Xieyue Cave started it. His master said you were a monkey, but "Hu" means old monkey, which is not good for you. Then remove the monkey and call it "Sun" (the most orthodox answer at this time)
Teacher, I really forgot what happened, but I understand that when you take "Sun" apart, it means "Xiao" and "Zi". Isn't the Monkey King like a child? Sun's personality suits him very well. (I want to answer)
You can say without blushing, the first point is the same as the second point, five o'clock. The third is ten. Moreover, as long as you say a similar answer in the interview, your certificate will be guaranteed, and you have shown your resilience, which is the most attractive to teachers.
On the contrary, the most correct answer, Teacher No.2, can only give you a mediocre evaluation of "this child studies very hard". Why? Let's digress a little. This is actually a subconscious condescension of all art college teachers to the college entrance examination. Under the current college entrance examination mode, no matter how the exam changes, what falls on the paper is an exact number after all. The answer to this question is 2, so your writing 1 is wrong. After three years of exam-oriented growth in high school, our minds are just a string, and we don't know how to be flexible, but you have to remember that nothing in society is absolute! ! ! ! ! !
Therefore, the teacher wants us to be his students, not full of right and wrong, but with the spirit of comprehensive exploration of things. This is the essence of the above scoring standard! !
Well, speaking of which, the gossip is over, and my depression about the art test of the college entrance examination has also been swept away. Finally, I wish you all success and become the first! ! !
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