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Funny sentences about running.

1. If you are hit by bird droppings while running, it means that you are really pursuing speed.

2. What are the similarities between running and eating chicken? They can all make you stronger.

Don't be afraid to face your old running shoes, they will tell you a very interesting story.

One of the advantages of running is that you can feel an indescribable sense of accomplishment at the finish line. Another advantage is that you can eat whatever you want afterwards.

I don't run very fast, but my music is much faster than my pace!

6. Running can make you walk into the nightmare of just visiting, and it can also make you fly in the beautiful scenery.

7. Running can make you as powerful as Superman or as clumsy as a penguin.

8. Running won't make you give up, it will only make you stronger.

9. Running can make you as strong as a man and as elegant as a woman.

10, running can make you walk through the whole city like a bullet or walk slowly like a snail.

1 1. I'm not saying that running is easy, but I can definitely say that I glide more than those people on TV.

12, running is a kind of exercise to practice your mentality, because when you feel tired, you need to endure the pressure and let yourself move on.

13, running can make you have nothing to do with money, as long as you have a pair of good running shoes and a comfortable sportswear.

14, running is a very efficient exercise, because you can burn about 300 calories in about 30 minutes.

15, running is a way to improve IQ, because when running, blood will flow to the brain and stimulate creativity and thinking ability.

16, people say that running is good, but they never mention how good running is for dogs.

17, running is an important way of daily exercise, because no one will say that you are not good at running and make you feel uncomfortable.

18, running can make you feel every breath, every step, and make you realize how alive you are.

19. Running is all kinds of sports, because you can run on the streets of the city, in the forest or by the sea.

20. Running can make you feel a kind of inner peace and make you go further in the journey of life.