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I eat too many watermelons in summer and have diarrhea.
2. Hiding in watermelon and Wangzai crushed ice in summer.
Grow flowers in the garden, keep some dogs and eat watermelons in the yard in summer.
4. You watermelon taro! The abbreviation of taro watermelon is MB.
Watermelon lover is summer ice cream with strawberry storm, rainbow jeans with white half-sleeve skirt, cold beer with sandals with peanuts.
6. If you want to have a good summer, you must have watermelon.
7. Regarding summer, iced watermelons and sea salt soda, the wind is gentle and the rain is gentle.
I hope it rains like this. This is summer, and this is summer rain.
9. I hope it will be cooler this summer and watermelon will be sweeter.
10. I miss summer very much. I want to wear a little skirt, eat iced watermelon and sit by the sea and watch the sunset. I mean, with you.
1 1. Watermelon at home is sweeter than first love.
12. You are more interested in me than the air conditioner at 26℃ and watermelon in summer.
13. About summer, cold watermelon and sea salt soda, the wind is gentle and the rain is gentle. Be a melon girl.
14. Every class has a rule. The teacher just left and finished the homework [email? Protected melon
15. Summer and refreshing watermelon green are the best match! Buy it and smoke it. We need more bright colors at home.
16. Record the hot summer. Remember to eat more chilled watermelons.
17. I want to sink into the summer, skydive in the clouds, crackle and confuse one day with a hundred years.
18. It is most comfortable to eat watermelon in an air-conditioned room in summer.
19. I hope that in June, the weather will be cooler, watermelons will be sweeter and life will be smoother.
20. Watermelon is oval, bigger than a ball, with dark green and light green outside and dark patterns inside, as beautiful as aquatic plants. Watermelon has vines similar to pig's tail at its tail. After cutting, you can see bright red pulp and some heart-shaped melon pulp. There is a white pulp about 2 cm next to the red pulp to separate the watermelon skin.
A sad sentence of eating too many watermelons in summer with diarrhea (Chapter II)
2 1. In the hot summer, at the high temperature of more than 40 degrees, you will feel cool and comfortable as long as you eat a piece of watermelon.
22. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with the green leaves fluttering in the warm wind.
23. May you hold your favorite admission notice in the mosquito season.
24. I couldn't wait to take a piece of watermelon. I felt cold, sweet and delicious after taking a bite. It's really cool! I gulped down the watermelon. I never spit watermelon seeds when I eat watermelon. The red juice is full of blood. I can't help but let out a cry: Watermelon is so sweet!
25. It's so happy to drink soda and eat watermelon in summer.
26. With you today, watermelons have become particularly sweet.
27. Summer is the best match for watermelon. In summer, you can't live without watermelons and grapes. The sugar content is upup, so you give up losing weight.
28. Watermelon is not only delicious, but also delicious. Remove the green skin and leave the white part. Cut it into pieces and fry it. It is really a delicious side dish.
29. If you are like watermelon ice cream, I wish you could accompany me in summer.
30. I love watermelon, and I deeply love its delicious taste. It feels like a mouse loves rice. In hot summer, eat one, from mouth to stomach, from stomach to intestine, and shout one word in unison: "Cool!" " "
3 1. The sky is high and the clouds are light, and the sky is light and the clouds are light. Summer is coming.
32. Eating watermelon has many advantages. Watermelon is rich in vitamin C. Eating watermelon can supplement nutrition. Eating watermelon can moisten throat, clear fire, quench thirst, induce diuresis and eliminate toxins in the body. It is said that people with fever can cool down by eating more watermelons.
33. I bought two watermelons on my way to work, six and a half dollars! I shouted: master, forget 50 cents! The master nodded and said, then I will charge you seven dollars!
34. There are many varieties of watermelons, including sweet seedless melons; A melon with a particularly brittle skin; Watermelon with extra moisture; There are also small and exquisite phoenix melons.
I hope we can meet again in countless Xia Feng.
37. Watermelon, wearing a green coat and ponytail, really looks like a little gentleman. Take out a ripe watermelon and gently handle everything with a knife. "Poof!" "With a sound, the crispy melon skin will automatically crack, and the red melon sweat will flow out instantly, and a fragrance will come to the nose, which will definitely make you feel drooling.
38. In summer, we go for a cold beer, get drunk at a roadside stall, watch the waves and sunset glow on the hot beach, and walk barefoot in the street at three in the morning, chasing the girl's skirt and the watermelon-flavored wind. The moonlight is romantic and the summer night is long. I just want to waste time with you.
39. Watermelon is my lover, and wax gourd is my lover.
How can a season without watermelon be called summer?
Wechat mood of diarrhea on diarrhea classics
1, I finally have diarrhea after eating the night market for three days in a row.
2. Wife, I have a cold. Can you buy me some medicine? Hehe, your wife has just been discharged from the hospital, and she almost fell down because of diarrhea and dehydration, because she was afraid you couldn't bear it.
For two whole hours, I had a premonition that I would have diarrhea.
4, diarrhea, cold and fever are coming, headache is uncomfortable, do not want to move. I still have to draw, assemble and make confirmation sheets. I'm tired and a little broken.
5. Unexpectedly, in the early morning, two people had low blood sugar and diarrhea, and the baby almost fainted in the subway. Fortunately, a buddy gave me a seat to rest for a while. Thanks to my eldest brother who doesn't know his name. He is old and should pay more and more attention to his health. He should do more exercise and come on.
6. I was entangled in constipation the day before yesterday, and I began to have diarrhea today. How can I come back for a few days?
7, gastroenteritis, diarrhea, foot pain, cold, do not want to go to work tomorrow!
I feel dizzy and sleepy. I’m going home. I want to eat my favorite food. The food here really doesn't like diarrhea for more than ten days. I feel like I'm falling apart. I'm very hungry recently, and I don't have enough to eat. I just finished eating less than ten minutes. I am still hungry, fat, thin and healthy. Always dizzy and want to be blown down by the wind. I bought fast chocolate and it melted. I woke up in the morning and found my voice hoarse, dizzy and weak. I really want to go home and eat one.
9. I'm a little constipated after eating too well these days, so I asked Ma Ma to find me a constipation medicine. Ma Ma immediately handed me a jujube and said, Eat it. Food tonic is better than medicine tonic. I put the jujube in my mouth and said that ginger is still old and spicy. Mom knows so much. Mom said: this is not true. The main reason is that this jujube has just landed, and it can cause diarrhea after eating it.
10. Mid-term exam has been diarrhea and stomachache these days. I hardly ate anything. I am so happy to eat a roast duck leg now.
1 1. I have loose bowels at two o'clock in the morning and still complain in the morning. Then I finished a bowl of Lamian Noodles. As it turns out, this time's appetite has something to do with faith, not with physical condition.
12, I ate ice cream after dinner last night, which directly led to diarrhea.
13, I had hot pot with my mother last night, and I ate a spicy three-fresh pot. As a result, I still have diarrhea this morning. I don't know whether the spicy pot is too spicy or my level of eating spicy food is not good at all.
14, baby, on the 99th day, the centenary banquet may have caught cold or been frightened, and the baby has diarrhea. Today, my favorite grandma cried when she slept at night. My mother took it in love and immediately stopped crying for a while. She closed her eyes and fell asleep, not only recognizing people, but also recognizing her mother at first.
15, I know I have to go to work tomorrow and get up early tomorrow, but I can't sleep and have diarrhea.
16. As a child of Lu who has lived in Hunan for more than 20 years, she has been in Germany for half a year and has been unable to eat spicy food. She ate spicy noodles two days ago and got a lot of pimples on her forehead. I cooked a meal for myself on a whim today, and I really didn't feel spicy. It's really helpless to start diarrhea.
17, diarrhea, the restaurant really wants to say goodbye, never want to go to the restaurant to eat again, diarrhea, never come back, there are few restaurants in Tai 'an that don't like this. You should cook for yourself in the future.
18, every time I go out to eat, I will have diarrhea the next day. Yesterday's hot pot didn't arrive the next day, and it collapsed at midnight. From three o'clock to eight o'clock, my girlfriends said that I would not eat or drink boiled water when I went out in the future.
19, my husband cooked two spoonfuls of millet spicy, and we both have diarrhea today.
20. Our Mao Mao is ill. He vomits and has diarrhea every day. The dog that used to be so lively is now depressed. Help me wish him good health.
2 1, these illegal medical practitioners, I am really angry, early in the morning, had loose bowels all night last night, and especially wanted to rest.
22, people with gastritis can not afford to hurt, very sad reminder, prone to stomach cramps, diarrhea, esophageal reflux, suddenly feel that sometimes motion sickness is sometimes the cause of the stomach.
23. The past few days have been terrible. Xiaoyi's anxiety about going to kindergarten torments her and me, and she has nowhere to turn for help. I'm afraid she can't persist. I have trouble sleeping for several nights, dreaming and waking up. Today is my period, and I still have loose bowels. I don't know why. I went out without an umbrella in the morning, and then it rained after work. At the moment, I feel dizzy, my stomach hurts and my feet are cold.
24, eating grapes without spitting grape skin may cause diarrhea! Eat grapes only when you spit out their skins. You are a magician!
25. A colleague said that he has diarrhea on time from August 15 every year, and it takes several days to have diarrhea. Everyone thinks that the supernatural constitution has happened. Later, another colleague personally had a meeting with that colleague on August 15, only to find that he likes to cut the moon cakes when eating them, and then tear off the deoxidizer and desiccant attached to them and sprinkle them on them.
26, I'm so worried about my stomach. I don't even have diarrhea when I eat a big bowl of ice cream!
27. In class, Xiao Ming, teacher, I have diarrhea and need to ask for leave. Teacher, are you going to buy medicine? Xiaoming, no, I have already eaten. Teacher, do you go to the toilet? Xiao Ming, I'm going to change my pants. Teacher, get out of here. .
28. Why can't you break through the threshold of illness after a short rest? I got up at 5 o'clock this morning and had diarrhea. By the way, I made a drug plan and failed two credits. Now I seem to be back in the fairy tale world.
30, doomed to an unstable week, water and electricity cut off, diarrhea, headache, it should be a cold.
Let's talk about the diarrhea in the circle of friends.
1. I have diarrhea again. Is it because I ate turkey noodles with iced milk tea and iced coke for two days in a row? I'm so stressed.
The stomach trouble accumulated in a summer vacation finally broke out. Even if you have diarrhea, you will have a stomachache, then you will vomit and the pain will be unbearable.
3. Lactose intolerance is really a magical existence! Diarrhea has pulled out the vest line!
It's four o'clock in the morning, and I have a terrible stomachache and diarrhea. Is there anyone worse off than me? I really worked too hard.
5. Expired milk will have diarrhea, and you can't eat leftovers that you forgot to put in the refrigerator. It turns out that everything has a taste appreciation period.
6. Abdominal pain, diarrhea, abdominal pain, sudden bad cold, insomnia last night, top-heavy skull pain, I'm going to explode!
7. I have a stomachache, diarrhea and headache. Anyway, it hurts everywhere. I will never drink so much wine again.
8. It's been three days. I have diarrhea and doubt life. I also need breast milk. I dare not take medicine because of special circumstances. What should I do?
9. I have a fever, diarrhea and general weakness.
10. I drank this cup of milk tea. I have been peeing, but I still can't sleep. I still have loose bowels and my hands are numb, but I don't want to drink milk tea. Drink it and you'll get carried away. What should I do?
1 1. From the beginning of school to now, I haven't had a day when I have a bad day, I can't sleep, I can't eat well, and I have diarrhea. Is this school-starting syndrome?
12. I shouldn't have eaten ice cream yesterday. I ate ice cream for a while. I don't think I've eaten this cold for a long time. I have a stomachache and diarrhea when I go home at night.
13. I will never eat Laoganma mustard tuber again, and I have loose bowels until now.
14. I was wrong. I was wrong. I shouldn't drink two glasses of lemonade and have a barbecue just because I'm happy. Give me a break. I was really wrong. Don't give me diarrhea.
15. I have diarrhea at this time for two consecutive nights. Maybe the fate between me and pitaya is that I can't see the sun tomorrow.
16. Did I go against the current this week? I had diarrhea the other day. I've got a lot of big pimples on my thighs these two days, which tickles me to death.
17. When I am old, I have something to drink at night and have loose bowels the next morning. I have to drink hot milk tea and ice at room temperature all year round.
18. I woke up in my sleep, and then I had diarrhea and sweated, and my whole clothes were soaked.
19. It's time. I can't count how many times I went to the bathroom. I have vomiting and diarrhea, diarrhea and dehydration, but I still dare not take medicine.
20. Drinking probiotic drinks will cause diarrhea. Every time I don't believe in evil, I will pull it after drinking, and then I will drink it.
2 1. It started again, with diarrhea and extreme lethargy, and swollen gums into hamsters.
22. I want to have diarrhea after drinking a glass of red wine. My stomach is rubbish.
23. I had diarrhea three days before I started in Jinan, and then I had diarrhea in Qingdao for three days.
24. My stomach growled when I first started working. My colleagues thought I didn't have breakfast, but it was actually diarrhea.
I drank a glass of milk before going to bed. Half an hour later, I unexpectedly began to have diarrhea and collapsed. There is nothing wrong with drinking milk when I was a child. Now I suddenly become lactose intolerant. Well, I gave up pure milk.
26. I caught a cold these two days. I ate too many watermelons yesterday, and I have been having diarrhea. I really wish I could lose weight.
27. Laxi went directly to the infection ward. Why? I have to be hospitalized. Why doesn't this doctor come to help me? I have a stomachache.
28. I had my period on the day of my last physical examination, and I had diarrhea on the day of this physical examination. I am really unlucky.
29. If you have a bad stomach, you really don't eat anything on the side of the road, you have diarrhea and despair, and your stomach hurts.
30. Who would have thought that one minute ago, my hungry chest was against my back, and one minute later, I had diarrhea. It's too difficult for me.
3 1. I ate hamburger chicken nuggets and popcorn last night, drank milk and ate a Momo, and today I have loose bowels.
32. Why is it so difficult for me to feel comfortable for the rest of the holiday after I have toothache or diarrhea for one day?
33. It is too difficult for me to have diarrhea four or five times a night. My sister said that my stomach has cried because I left Liupanshui.
34. Forget about diarrhea. Why do you have diarrhea in the middle of the night? Just have diarrhea in the middle of the night. Why do mosquitoes bite me in the toilet?
Have diarrhea, talk about your mood, and talk about the sentence of diarrhea in a circle of friends.
1. Why do people who love milk tea have diarrhea when they drink milk tea?
I like drinking ice so much that I have diarrhea all summer.
3. Start soaking Lycium barbarum in a thermos. Who can stand diarrhea every day?
4. I ate a plate of fried shrimps with broccoli at noon. I suddenly had diarrhea just now, and my stool was green.
Recently, I have loose bowels and doubt my life. This weighs less than 90 Jin.
No wonder I have a stomachache, diarrhea, listlessness and a bad mood this morning. It turned out that relatives came and came early.
7. I found that eating too many peaches had diarrhea. I ate two peaches and a pear at a time.
8. I have diarrhea and a nervous breakdown. I want to be strong.
9. What makes me feel the pressure of age is not hair loss, aging and wrinkles, not eating a catty of ice shrimp after 00, but having loose bowels now.
10. Toothache, stomachache, diarrhea, cold, stuffy nose and sore throat are too difficult for me.
1 1. I had a headache, runny nose and diarrhea the day before school started. Sleepless nights during menstruation. My boyfriend asked me if I had swine fever.
12. I'd like to have a spicy hot pot at the risk of diarrhea the next day.
13. School will start in a day or two. My baby has loose bowels and a cold and runny nose. It's really a demonstration to me: let you go to work instead of staying with me at home.
14. I think if the chef in the restaurant wants to poison me, he can be straightforward and make me have diarrhea in another way. I live too hard!
15. I had a nightmare for three hours, had diarrhea all the time, and even vomited once. My sister insisted that I was scared by my old man and my mother this morning.
16. I really want to eat spicy and drink ice unscrupulously. Don't worry about feeding, diarrhea, enough milk, and whether the baby will be uncomfortable.
17. It hurts, it hurts. I feel like my waist is going to break. I always feel that I have diarrhea, but I don't. My back is covered with cold sweat.
18. I had diarrhea just after eating pizza. Colleagues asked me why I was so thin, and I also wanted to ask about my stomach.
19. Sure enough, you can't drink cold water after waking up, otherwise you will definitely have diarrhea. What kind of stomach do I have? If you don't believe me, I really have a stomachache today.
20. Jujube is so delicious that I can eat it all at once. Just don't eat too much. Eating too much will cause diarrhea. Last time, I learned the lesson of eating too many dates!
2 1. I've had diarrhea for a week. I'm dehydrated and now I have a cold. Oh, my God, it's been so hard recently.
22. Never fart if you have diarrhea! Because! You may not only fart, but also shit! ! ! Take care of your stomach.
23. I can't I don't know what to eat these days Have loose bowels every day and go to the toilet once every half hour. It's too difficult for me.
24. Although I didn't go to exercise for two days, I still lost weight because of diarrhea. Although it is water, I am still very happy.
25. For several days, I have loose bowels after lunch. I think it's caused by nervousness. Yes, I don't want to start school. I find it hard to be nervous at the thought of starting school.
God bless me not to catch a cold when I pull out my wisdom teeth and have diarrhea. I'm not swollen. Sneezing will kill me!
27. Diarrhea in the morning made me doubt my life, but I didn't see all kinds of Changyanning tablets on the table.
28. Gastroenteritis really recurred. I can't stand eating it. But I'm relieved that the internship fee has been solved.
29. My stomach is bad. I have diarrhea several times a day, and I haven't lost weight.
30. Being a woman is too difficult. My menstrual period is bleeding and diarrhea, so I have to endure it at work.
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