Humorous jokes in primary schools

A complete collection of humorous jokes for primary school students

A complete collection of humorous jokes in primary schools 1:

Eggs hit rocks.

Goose eggs compare with duck eggs, duck eggs say, I don't compare with you, I compare with eggs. ? The egg said:? Look at your beauty, I won't compete with you, I want to compete with quail eggs. ? Quail egg said:? Than what? Goose eggs, duck eggs, eggs, quail eggs, skills are almost the same, do not believe, who dares to let the stone touch?

How much is the bonus?

At the sports meeting, the rabbit fell behind the tortoise again. The audience cheered together, and the rabbit said disdainfully, don't shout. How much money is there in this game? Give me a reason to run away.

Shake your ass and show off.

Cats are very dissatisfied with the modeling steps taken by those beautiful women, and often say: I am not a good teacher! Originally, I taught them to walk the catwalk to show their beauty. Therefore, they like to show off their hips. What a pity!

An ideal bigger than an egg

Every morning there is a goose singing, but the gosling doesn't know what it means. She inculcated: live with lofty ideals! I am challenging the sun, and I will lay bigger eggs in the future!

Scratch one's ears and cheeks

The monkey found the fox sneaking in front of the henhouse, and immediately picked up a sketch and stuck it on the big tree in front of the henhouse. The raccoon, the wolf and the tiger saw it and surrounded the monkey in unison. The monkey glared and said, you have ulterior motives! Look at the mouth you drew for the fox, just like mine! ? The wolf stared at the monkey and said, you are talking nonsense! Why did you sketch my old friend? Tigers are the most angry. He tore up the sketch and shouted at the monkey. You're hinting at me! Fox and tiger have similar pronunciations. Your finger is pointing at me! ? Monkeys can't argue. Confused: I clearly drew a fox. Why should raccoons, wolves and tigers be angry? It is said that monkeys often scratch their ears because they don't understand this problem.

The results are often unexpected.

A family of three is watching TV on the sofa. The father was thirsty and asked his 3-year-old son to get a glass of water. The son climbed down from the sofa. After a while, he came back with a glass of water. The father took a sip of his glass and praised his son. Mom asked: he is not as high as the water tank. How can he get water? Father thought hard for a long time and came to a painful conclusion: there is only a toilet!

I need a Gao Fushuai.

The work is boring, and my colleague said, I am short of money now. I said: I just need a woman. The master spoke: You are too young. I just need a rich woman. Alas, ginger is still old and spicy.

Beauty, you really misunderstood.

A male colleague named so-and-so Ping, one day I want to call him and shout? Brother Ping? But I suddenly feel that a female colleague next to me is looking at me with murderous eyes?

Humorous jokes in primary schools 2:

Earn more money than opening a restaurant

In high school, the teacher asked Zhang San and Li Si who were fighting to find their parents. Both Zhang San and Li Si hired the owner of the hotel as their parents at the door. When Ban Ren saw it, he collapsed and said, I've been a teacher for years, and I've seen you at all the parent-teacher conferences in N classes. Is it more profitable than opening a restaurant?

Can't keep up with other people's thinking

Manager:? Xiao Li, you study computer, right? . ? Well, yes. ? It's good. Come and help me move these computers. ?

Aunt, thank you. You are a good man.

After beginning of winter, the weather became colder and my clothes were very thin. I want to buy a cotton-padded coat, but I am short of money. My aunt who sells clothes asked me: Is the child cold? Do you want a coat? Happiness came so suddenly that I was moved to tears when I put on my coat. Turn around and run away so that my kind aunt doesn't see my weakness? The kind aunt shouted at the back:? Children? Money? The money for a coat is enough. How can I ask for your money?

Aunt is very fierce.

One day, an aunt came home. Xiaoming's mother is very polite? Come on, kid. Go and pour some water for aunt! ? I'm not going! Aunt is fierce! ? Why did my aunt slap me as soon as my father touched her PP, and my father's face turned red?

China, good mother.

Call and chat with mom:? Mom, I haven't enough money recently. ? Mother asked reproachfully: Why didn't you tell me earlier? I was a little touched when you didn't have enough money. I thought I could get more points this time. My mother said, if I had told you earlier, I wouldn't have answered the phone call and saved you some phone bills. ? Then hung up the phone.

Why can't I be cheated?

After lunch, a buddy asked me enviously: Now there are so many swindlers and so many means, which sounds very attractive. Why can you always see through a liar's tricks at the first time and never be cheated? So powerful, can you teach me? I showed a hint of disdain at the corner of my mouth and proudly said a word to my buddy: poor!

Talking so much is poverty.

Dapeng went on a blind date yesterday, and the woman asked as soon as she opened her mouth. Do you have money with you? Dapeng:? There is a laundry list. ? Woman:? So many! ? Dapeng:? No, I only have a laundry list. ?

One thing wins one thing.

The final exam is coming. I said to my son: the final exam is coming soon. If you don't do well in the exam, I'll break your leg! Are you ready? My son looked at me and said, Dad, don't worry! I'm prepared. ? I nodded with satisfaction and said:? Good son, tell me how you prepared. My son rubbed his hands for a long time and said, I have told my grandfather that if you dare to break my leg, he will skin you! ? .

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