Are there any jokes about cs?

Joke 1: I also encountered this kind of thing in the Internet cafe: the children who went to the Internet cafe next to me were probably in grade three or four, and we were all warehouses where CT played. I died first, so I watched him play. He still went out with a flash. Suddenly I saw a very funny action. He put his hand down and covered his eyes and lay down! I said: Actually, just turn your head away (I'm talking about people in CS). He said: thank you, brother! In the second game, he took out a flash and threw it out. Another sudden action is very funny. He twisted his body! When I twisted it back, I lay down. He looked at me helplessly, and I was helpless. . Joke 2: A man in a straight suit walks into an Internet cafe and sits next to my friend, clamoring for the boss to give him the greatest pleasure. Boss enters the fairy sword. He saw my friend and many people in CS, so he asked the boss to come in and give him CS. (N hours later) The man asked my friend: Why is my gun so short and yours so long? Show me the longest one. My friend bought him a sniper without saying anything. This is the longest joke in history. ............ stayed up all night in the Internet cafe. I'm in a battle. Net. I attacked the path alone and squatted at the corner for 2 minutes. Without CT and footsteps, I leaned forward slowly. Suddenly two CT's jumped out and used AK. I was so scared that I hit the drink bottle next to me with the mouse and turned over. My foot kicked off the wire plug. This row of machines was cut off and my stool gave a bang. The whole Internet cafe stood up and looked at me. Joke 4 will give you some information: once I took awp to kill people crazily in the local area network, and a person next to me looked at me with admiration and asked: Hey, buddy, did awp throw a gun with a mouse or a keyboard ~ ~ ~ Joke 5 I downloaded a classic DEMO study in an Internet cafe a few days ago. While watching it, I used the mouse to simulate the DEMO. After a while, I heard a person behind me shout: Come XXX (presumably! After a while, after watching the demo, I said, does anyone in the Internet cafe play CS? . . Just look at the CS who just quit the game and checked out of the plane. Before leaving, he said: Do you want to play CS in this room when you come up with us? I can see from his eyes that he worships me a little. Joke 6: I forgot the name of the map, but I'm not familiar with it anyway. I made a T, bought a gun, and wanted to run with my teammates. It's a pity that everyone looked at each other and probably didn't know the way. But when I saw a T shouting: Come with me, then I took out my knife and cleared the way crazily. My heart is full of joy: I met a master! ! ! Then a bunch of t's went out with him, running like a string of hairtail, and I followed the third. T, who takes the lead, seems to be a master. He runs very fast, and I also shout: gogogo. . . . Entering a corridor, there is a corner in front, but seeing that guy jumps a lot and switches to AK and papapa in the air, the jumping posture, the action of changing guns and the sound of AK shooting all show that he is a master. After three shots, Ren Xiong, a big bend, disappeared. Running in front of me, a big brake, a group of people behind stopped to make a wish, but when they saw an elevator pit in front, there was no sign of that person. Everyone ran to the pit and saw the guy jumping at the bottom of the pit. I looked at it with a scope, and 45% of the blood passed out. The bottom of the pit is so deep that I can't jump out. Fortunately, T is very smart. He pressed the elevator button, the elevator rose slowly, the CT back road came, and T was completely destroyed. At the beginning of the second game, countless T's were played: XXXnishisb! ! Joke 7. I have always been very kind to my wife, but once when I went to CS, my wife called: What are you doing? * Go away, I'm blocked. What? * *, go away and get out of my way. Why is there so much nonsense? 1 What did you say? Bang, a Grenade blew me up. *, blocked me again, Nai Nai, still so wordy. You . . . . . . My wife hung up the phone, and it took me a long time to realize that I was answering her phone myself, but I continued with CS. When I went back that day and saw my wife crying there, I finally persuaded her not to let me play CS in the future. I gave many examples, such as playing mahjong without playing cards after playing CS, and then being coaxed and cheated. Finally, I kept the right to play CS, hehe ~ ~ ~ but it left a sequela. Every time I play CS, I jump up nervously. Joke 8: Dust, C4 is about to explode, so I jumped into WC at Gate A .... . . . . . . . . . There are n CT in it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I immediately pressed m, 300, and I won't let them die! ! ! Joke 9 1: Thieves can't bury mines ... I thought it would be over if I threw mines at the burial site ... As a result ... we made many vows ... At that time, he was the only one left ... We were helpless ... (I met him in the counterattack of Fang Hao police the day before yesterday ...) Joke 10: In the Internet cafe, the machine was full. One CSER used AK to sweep (note that it was sweeping), and four people were killed. The second set, the third set and the fourth set are all the same. The best thing is that he still has three or four rounds of bullets and will not change them. I went up and asked, why not change the bomb? 7, 8 rounds don't change, you don't change 3 rounds? He said this game can also change bullets? . When the joke 1 1 was only a CT and a T, CT took an AWP. This guy is really in good health. He made two rounds from A to B, ran and walked, picked up the sand eagle to change his gun, and quickly turned around from time to time. In a corner, a beautiful jump squatted down and opened the mirror, no one was there. T in the back is holding a small pistol. . . . . Joke 12: I once accompanied a lovely mm 1vs 1 ... I walked around her with a knife ... She couldn't find me when she was fighting ... I stood behind her and watched her run out ... I buried C4 and ran away ... She was too busy to have time.

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