A collection of 80 humorous and funny blessing sentences for Dragon Boat Festival

As the Dragon Boat Festival is approaching, send your own text message blessings to amuse your friends! Below is a collection of 80 humorous and funny blessings for the Dragon Boat Festival that I have collected for everyone, for your reference! Hope It can help everyone!

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Humorous and Funny Blessings for the Dragon Boat Festival

Classic Blessings for the Dragon Boat Festival

Classic Dragon Boat Festival Moments Sentences

Dragon Boat Festival Humorous and Funny Blessing Sentences

1. Red gourds, red dates, red omens of good luck, sweet Sweet rice dumplings, sweet dates, and sweet glutinous rice are sentimental. The happy Dragon Boat Festival reports to you, and happiness surrounds you. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

2. Although bikinis are not suitable for your sexy, Although high heels are not suitable for your laziness, and although small balls are not suitable for your cute giggle, you have your advantages. The skin is soft and sweet when you peel it off. How are you on Dragon Boat Festival?

3. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! I give you a good-luck rice dumpling, which contains: healthy fragrant rice, good luck, egg yolk, safe mushrooms, happy shrimp, longevity, peanuts, lucky chestnuts; if you receive it, you will have good luck!

4. The flowers are full and the moon is full, and the beautiful scenery is always there; the Dragon Boat Festival cannot be without you; thousands of words, blessings forever; rice dumplings convey affection, and sachets ensure peace; realgar wine adds good luck; I send you blessings and wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

5. Mix the sweet and wishful stuffing, put it on the auspicious and good-luck clothes; tie the health and safety thread tightly, and put it in the big happiness steamer; take out the happy rice dumplings, exuding peace and harmony in the house. May you have a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

6. The afterglow of the setting sun reflects the colorful clouds, faces the breeze, and looks towards the sky. The soft breeze carries the holiday greetings to you in the distance. I wish you spend all this wonderful time and have a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

7. The rice dumplings are sweet, the mouth is sweet, the heart is sweet, the happy smile is added to the face, the life is sweet, the career is sweet, and the young and promising are happy events; The gods also come to give you gifts. During the Dragon Boat Festival, spread the friendship while eating rice dumplings.

8. I will give you a rice dumpling in advance: luck is covered with fresh leaves, and happiness is wrapped in delicious fillings. It smells warm, tastes sweet, swallows it is happiness, and the aftertaste is happiness. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

9. Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, I give you a sweet rice dumpling: with fragrant blessings as leaves , with generous tolerance as the rice, gentle admonitions as the stuffing, and then wrapped with the thread of friendship, I hope you can taste the beauty of life!

10. You don’t have to have a lot of money, just enough is enough. ;Friends don’t have to be in constant contact, just keep them in your heart; you don’t have to eat rice dumplings during the Dragon Boat Festival, just have a happy time. So you must be happy during the Dragon Boat Festival!

11. Get out of the way, get out of the way, my Dragon Boat Festival blessings are coming! The person who sends it is sincere, the person who receives it is extremely happy, and the person who reads it will have good luck. The one who saved it is sweet, the one who forwarded it is all the best, and the one who deleted it is still going well!

12. It seems that these days, I can only believe in friendship, so I sent a text message to wish you, Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! Dragon Boat Festival blessings go quickly and fresh rice dumplings are coming out! I express my love with sincerity and you receive it with a smile. It's delicious, hehe.

13. The waves of joy make my heart roll, neither light nor salty; thinking of your footsteps is imprinted on the beach, neither deep nor shallow; it’s Dragon Boat Festival, rice dumplings wrap my wishes and hang among the coconuts. Take it off, my dear, and you will be happy every day.

14. A rice dumpling with a heart, I wish you all the best in everything, a rice dumpling with a love, I wish you a good mood every day, I send my wishes during the Dragon Boat Festival, the whole family is happy and full of happiness, and the mobile phone text messages send blessings. I just wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

15. Take a mugwort leaf bath and soak your feet in mugwort leaves, and you will feel comfortable and your worries will go away; I love you truly and deeply. , life will not be boring if you are there. Dragon Boat Festival, help you hang mugwort leaves, it’s great to love you.

16. You are the mung bean, and I am the passionate toad. I gaze at you tenderly - bursting into tears; you are the swan, and I am the enthusiastic toad, serenading me all night long - — Guaguagua!

17. The fifth day of May is the Dragon Boat Festival, and the fragrance of rice dumpling leaves spreads through the nose. A piece of reed is a piece of love, and a little bit of red bean expresses friendship. Every drop of red dates brings joy to my heart, and every drop of realgar brings auspiciousness. Every year, every Dragon Boat Festival brings happiness every moment.

18. The afterglow of the setting sun reflects the colorful clouds, faces the breeze, and looks towards the sky. The soft breeze carries holiday greetings to you in the distance. I wish you spend all this wonderful time and have a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

19. The fragrance of rice dumplings is fragrant in the kitchen; mugwort leaves are fragrant. , the house is full of fragrance; peach branches are stuck on the gate, and when you go out, you can see the yellow wheat; here is the Dragon Boat Festival, there is the Dragon Boat Festival, there is the Dragon Boat Festival everywhere. Wish my dear friends a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

20. The Dragon Boat Festival is here again, and the fragrance of rice dumplings is flying again. Add glutinous rice with red dates and wear moxa leaf clothes. Wear a red belt, it’s beautiful and generous. Take a hot bath, it's refreshing and pleasant. Sending blessings on the Dragon Boat Festival is both practical and auspicious. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

21. On the Dragon Boat Festival, blessings from friends are quietly sent to you. May your career be as fast as a dragon boat, your family as warm as a sachet, your personality as elegant as a rice dumpling leaf, and your momentum as realgar. Jinba, happiness sticks to you like glutinous rice!

22. The Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon, I will give you an "Ai-flavored rice dumpling", which is full of fragrance; I will give you a "Mint-flavored rice dumpling", which will be cool in summer; Give you a "lotus seed rice dumpling" and your health will be better; give you a "ham rice dumpling" and your appetite will be twice as good.

23. Let the sunshine enter your window, and let happiness fly to your side! Draw a thread of joy in happiness and weave you a piece of good luck clothes; grind a needle of wish in happiness. , sew eternal good luck to you, and wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

24. The peaches are red, the wheat is yellow, the rice dumplings are fragrant and the Dragon Boat Festival is over, the moxa incense is inserted, the willows hang in the hall, health comes and people are prosperous. The dragon boats soar and the drums sound joyful, and the morale of the dragon boat race is high. Zong leaves are fragrant, wrapped with grains, and the family and business will prosper for thousands of years!

25. Joking about the Dragon Boat Festival: Because of a basket of eggs, Gou Jian attacked Wu; because of a cup of realgar wine, Jing Ke attacked Qin, because Because of a dragon boat, Qu Yuan jumped into the river; because of a rice dumpling, I harassed you!

26. A touch of mist and sadness, a touch of bright moon rising to the west tower, a touch of fish swimming in the water, a touch of butterflies falling on hydrangeas , a touch of rouge, a touch of wine, a touch of wine to relieve a touch of sadness, a touch of longing for friends, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

27. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea, don’t forget Throw yourself a rice dumpling! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

28. With you at work, I feel relaxed; with you in life, I feel warm! With you in study, I feel sweet! With you in the festival, Feeling happy; I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival, eat rice dumplings with a smile, and earn more RMB as much as you like!

29. The price of glutinous rice is strong, and the rice dumplings go up during the Dragon Boat Festival. A friend sent me rice dumplings via text message, hoping to compete with God. I wish you have a high vision and a high level of means. The body does not grow taller, but the career grows taller and taller. Your blood pressure does not rise, be happy!

30. There are always some friends you cherish the most in your life, and there are always some days in a year that are unforgettable; from summer to autumn, from stranger to familiar, although I can’t greet you all the time, but on a special day, I say softly: Happy Dragon Boat Festival, my friend!

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31. If a grain of rice represents missing you, I would like to be a handful of rice, thinking of you all the time; if a date represents loving you, I would like to be a candied date, sweet every second. you. I will keep you company for a long time during the Dragon Boat Festival.

32. Stop and rest when you are tired. Don’t blame yourself when you make a mistake. Suffering is the ladder to happiness. Know how to cherish when you are hurt. Don’t torture yourself when you are drunk. Try your luck when you think about it. Just laugh. Have fun, if you feel bored, just check out my messages!

33. Don’t forget during the Dragon Boat Festival, your friends are thinking of you; although you don’t accept gifts during the festival, you are willing to give some if you want; ten yuan or eight yuan is not enough I dislike it, but I would be more satisfied with it if I don’t have it. If you really don’t have enough to give it to me, a text message will do! Happy Dragon Boat Festival.

34. The fragrant rice dumplings attract all good things; the paddling of dragon boats drives away all worries; everyone gathers together to spend happy moments; happy days bring many blessings, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival , good luck rice dumplings around you, happiness around the boat!

35. The fifth day of May is the Dragon Boat Festival, and every household is busy wrapping rice dumplings. Add candied dates and sweet honey, and life will be as happy as honey. Put in the red beans and they will turn bright red, and your life will become more prosperous. The glutinous rice is sticky with longing, and blessings come to you. May you be a happy Dragon Boat Festival person and live a happy life forever!

36. Wrap you gently with the charming banana leaves, embellish you with the pleasant fragrance, wishing you happiness, good luck, success and health, and then send you thoughts. The thread is firmly tied: a happy rice dumpling is born. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

37. May you face it every day with the mind of the ocean, sleep like a piggy, bask in the South African sun, spend with Gates’ dollars, and get drunk with Bush’s daughter. , use Bin Laden’s method to evade taxes! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

38. The blue sky represents desire, the green trees represent tranquility, the birds represent laughter, and the wind represents me slowly walking past you. , my friend! The Dragon Boat Festival is coming, I give you happiness, and wish you happiness every day!

39. There is a kind of feeling that never goes out of style and will last forever, that is friendship; there is a kind of concern , never tired of taste, heart throbbing, that is for you; there is a kind of festival that the whole family can enjoy, cherish and be grateful for. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, I wish you and your family joy and eternal happiness!

40. The fifth day of May is the Dragon Boat Festival, and all my blessings are sent to you: I wish you happiness, smile, and happiness. Joy, "粽" is good luck, "粽" is success, "粽" is happiness, "粽" is beauty.

41. The fragrance of light and light wine makes me sad and thoughtful; the simple and simple feelings remain unchanged, and I miss you from thousands of miles away; I will never forget the love that lasts forever; it’s another Dragon Boat Festival year Festival, although it is difficult to see each other, a text message expresses my longing for you. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

42. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, I will give you some rice dumplings. I wish you a good mood, smooth work, prosperous wealth, comfortable friendship, sweet love, and strong family ties!

43. Watching the honey bees hovering among the bushes, watching the butterflies jumping among the trees, I miss you even more when I am lonely. I sent a text message to convey my thoughts, and asked by the way: The Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon, when will the rice dumplings be delivered to me!

44. I bring five gifts to you on the Dragon Boat Festival: eat rice dumplings to bring good luck; hang gourds to collect all your fortune; tie colorful ropes to make life colorful; drink realgar wine to make your career brilliant. It will last a long time; wear a sachet, it will be sweet!

45. Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, and I wish you countless happiness: the rice dumpling leaves represent the "always" endless money, and wealth surrounds you; the glutinous rice symbolizes all the troubles "moved away" ", the mood is bright; jujube indicates that health will get up "early".

This text message wishes you a peaceful Dragon Boat Festival and happiness!

46. I use a portion of mung beans to prevent heatstroke, a portion of happy glutinous rice, a portion of beautiful red beans, and a portion of red dates for beauty and health, and wrap it up into a lucky Zongzi is given to you, and I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

47. I will accompany you all my life, I miss you in two places only, I am lucky enough to meet you in three lives, I miss you in the four mountains and five mountains, and I am surrounded by good fortune. You, you are the only one in my heart. I care about you during the Dragon Boat Festival and wish you happiness!

48. A monk who can run can’t run away from the temple; Dragon Boat Festival, let’s see where you are going! Hurry up and send a bunch of rice dumplings with sincerity and blessings to ensure that you have a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

49. One of the folk customs of the Dragon Boat Festival is called "hiding five". In other words, people will show their true colors on Dragon Boat Festival, so they must hide and not be seen. I feel sad that you can no longer be on earth. Go back to your planet quickly!

50. The Dragon Boat Festival is here at the beginning of the month, and I miss you even more. The luxuriant mugwort hangs in front of the door, and the fragrance of rice dumplings spreads through the nose. With perfect hope, the whole family is reunited day and night. The text message blessing comes quietly, wishing you a happy Dragon Boat Festival and family fun.

51. The flowers are beautiful and the wine is mellow. If the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. The water is clear and the honey is rich. If the honey is not sweet, everyone will be sweet. Charming people are obsessed with themselves. Everyone enjoys themselves during the Dragon Boat Festival!

52. The layers of rice dumpling leaves are fragrant, the sticky rice is sticky, the red dates are full of luck, and the heat is The rice dumplings are warm and affectionate, and the Dragon Boat Festival is celebrated happily.

53. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, and I send you blessings from thousands of miles away: the glutinous rice is sticky and fragrant, the affection is deep, the rice dumpling leaves are fragrant, the red dates are sweet in the heart, the fragrance is wafting in the nose, the blessings of friends are with you, the mugwort leaves are with you, and the dragon boat race is coming , be safe and happy!

54. Layers of rice dumpling leaves, layers of love, are given to you layer by layer: the first layer is for good health, the second layer is for you to have a smooth career, and the third layer is for you to have a beautiful life. The fourth floor will give you sweet love, the fifth floor will give you abundant wealth, and the sixth floor will give you a harmonious home!

55. Life does not need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; friendship does not need sweet words, just thinking about it; money does not need to be in the car Money does not need to be in the car, just enough is enough; friends do not need to be all over the world, just have you, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

56. Money does not need to be in the car, just enough is enough; friendship does not need sweet words, just think about it Good; life does not need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; friends do not need to be all over the world, just have you. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

57. During the Dragon Boat Festival, the apricots are yellow, and the palm leaves are fragrant in the streets and alleys. I pick three Put mugwort branches in front of your window to let the wind blow in the wind. One branch will ward off evil spirits and ensure health, two branches will make you rich and prosperous, and three branches will bring you good luck. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

58. The rice dumplings are wrapped with five-color new silk; the palm leaves are wrapped with the love of friends, and the friendly and caring rice dumplings are feelings; put the incense of mugwort leaves by the door, for peace and health forever.

Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

59. The blessings of friends are quietly sent to you on the Dragon Boat Festival. May your career be as fast as a dragon boat, your family as warm as a sachet, your personality as elegant as a rice dumpling leaf, and your momentum as realgar. Jinba, happiness sticks to you like glutinous rice and never falls off!

60. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, I will give you a pack of rice dumplings: the green leaves represent pure friendship, and the red and white fillings represent endless care for you; Take a gentle bite and show a sweet smile. May you be happy every moment and every day

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Classic sentences for the Dragon Boat Festival in the circle of friends

1. I give you a rice dumpling on the Dragon Boat Festival; use sincere concern as the rice dumpling leaves, sincere blessings as the glutinous rice, sincere wishes as the stuffing, and then wrap them with the thread of friendship. May you taste the deep love in the rice dumpling. Friendship, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

2. Happy Dragon Boat Festival rules: focus on rest and relaxation, put health and safety first, feel comfortable is the key, travel around the mountains and rivers should be used as a moderator, and shopping can be a pastime. Greetings and blessings are desserts, don’t be busy, don’t be idle, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

3. Dragon Boat Festival blessings: May is the day when the orioles sing and the swallows dance, and it’s the time when the rice dumplings are fragrant, the reed leaves are full of love, and you have a good mood every day. A few red dates and a few hearts make you happy and contented. The money is like a grain of rice wrapped together, all for you!

4. The Dragon Boat Festival rice dumplings are fragrant, and blessings should come in pairs. Shipped by Ankangfu, treasure as soon as you receive it. If you send it as you wish, it will be auspicious to treasure it. The Dragon Boat Festival is approaching, may your life be sweet and your career go smoothly! I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

5. Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, and I have countless emotions in my heart. I still remember when I was a child, you and I held hands. I hold the rice dumpling in my hand and the sachet beside me. People on the riverside are jumping for joy, just for the dragon boat dance. Now that we are separated into two places, it is no longer possible to sing and dance together. Text messages convey your thoughts and send countless blessings. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

6. A clever combination of rice dumplings makes for a healthy meal. Fungus and spinach protect the stomach and promote digestion. Lean meat and vegetables prevent high blood sugar. White radish mixed with vegetables is refreshing and delicious. A cup of tea after a meal is the way to relieve tiredness. Concerns sent to you, have a safe holiday!

7. Dragon Boat Festival herbal tea is a good story for health preservation. Drink chrysanthemum for improving eyesight, and wolfberry is a perfect match. Drink rose for skin care, and your complexion will look like a peach blossom. Chamomile is a sleep aid, fragrant and protective. Hair, refreshing mint leaves, considerately promote digestion. With care and concern, may you have a healthy holiday!

8. The Dragon Boat Festival food is greasy, snacks can help you relieve the heat, carve yam to cool, put it in the refrigerator to eat as candy, use lotus seeds to steam steamed buns, a good recipe for strengthening the spleen and calming the nerves, honey contains Nourishing the organs, lemons and drinks, warm care is given, happy and safe holidays!

9. Although what is sent is only greetings and what is received are only words, what is opened is concern and happiness. Read out It is thoughts, blessings and care. Have you realized all of this? Happy Dragon Boat Festival to you!

10. Although bikinis don’t suit your sexiness, high heels don’t suit your laziness, and small balls don’t suit your cuteness. Smiling, but you have your advantages. The skin is soft and sweet after you peel it off. How are you on the Dragon Boat Festival?

11. Send a sachet and a purse, make a few kilograms of homemade rice dumplings, and ask someone to come. I picked mugwort leaves in the mountains and bought a bottle of realgar wine on the street. With a little care from the bottom of my heart, I gave it to you as a gift. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

12. Send the Dragon Boat Festival rice dumplings; untie the auspicious knot Rope; peel off the lucky rice dumpling leaves to reveal the happy glutinous rice; taste the healthy fillings; paired with the happy sauce and vinegar; just to wish you a happy holiday!

13. Send a triangular rice dumpling, Everything is safe and smooth. Send four-cornered rice dumplings, may you be safe and healthy. Sending white rice dumplings brings peace of mind for a long time. Sending colorful rice dumplings brings good fortune. The rice dumplings are here, bring blessings!

14. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, even though you are very strong. But Qu Yuan said: Play less mahjong and exercise more, so that you can eat more rice dumplings, have a good appetite, eat them deliciously, and be healthy every day.

15. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, put a blessing coat on the rice dumplings, add healthy seasonings, draw symbols of peace, fill them with auspicious effects, and give it to you: make you smile and eat well. Be reliable, feel good, and wish you a happy holiday in advance!

16. Occasionally being busy does not mean forgetting; with the arrival of summer, I hope you are in a good mood; all the missed greetings will be compensated at this moment; all care , condense this message. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

17. Although I have many friends, I cherish you the most; there are many days, and the festival is the most meaningful; from winter to spring, from spring to summer, although I cannot greet you often, I am here I send a message on the traditional festival, sincerely wishing you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

18. Every reed leaf and every piece of love, every red date and every heart, every grain of glutinous rice and every grain of love, and bursts of fragrance. happiness. On the Dragon Boat Festival, I bundle my blessings into a text message and send it to you. I wish you: many hearts, many loves, many joys, many harvests!

19. Let my blessings ride on the dragon boat of Miluo River and fly over Dongting. On the shore of the lake, slip through the tips of wormwood leaves, slip through the colorful threads of purses, and taste the sweetness of the Dragon Boat Festival through the softness of white sugar! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

20. Life is like a rice dumpling. If you don’t peel it off layer by layer, you won’t know the pure and sweet taste inside. Your career is still a rice dumpling. If you peel off the difficulties and setbacks, you can still see the joy of victory. It’s almost the Dragon Boat Festival. I hope you will see happiness once you peel it off. !

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