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There are more than 80 homophonic stalks in Zhihu.
I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?
3. The rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, and muttered to himself when he went to see it in autumn, but it didn't bear fruit, and it didn't bear fruit.
The Monkey King fell into the lake and went ashore to become Liu Er's macaque. It turned out that he fell into the quilt of Bitter Lake.
One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "
I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.
7. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?
8. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"
9. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.
10. It's raining. I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell down. I hate mud, do you hear me? I hate mud.
1 1. My friend keeps urging me to marry a rich man, which is so funny. Can you stop urging me? Advise Fu, I am willing!
12. I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.
13. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?
14. Pangu was the first product manager in history: Tian Kai PD.
15. Candle: Mom, why is our flame jumping? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!
16. Men are not lustful, so what? Okay, what about you?
17. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?
18. I knocked over a bottle of pills, and I don't know what it is. At first glance, I really want to go out.
19. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud!
20. I said I made ceramics. You said everywhere that I touched porcelain on the road?
Zhihu's homophonic brain teaser II 2 1. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid and I am a baby?
22. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.
23. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.
24. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!
25. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?
26. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said with grievance, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.
27. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?
28. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."
29. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.
30. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.
3 1. I made a plan for the winter vacation, because Lan (lazy) finished a P.
32. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?
33. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen
34. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Miss Shi.
35. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.
My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.
37. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife who suffered from kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?
38. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?
39. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.
40. I don't know how long I have been drinking a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to soak. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise. It turns out that milk tea is delicious.
There are so many homophonic brain teasers on Zhihu. 3.4 1. I bought a steamed stuffed bun to eat on the way. I can't stop crying. It turned out to be a quiet bun!
42. I bought a skirt today. It feels comfortable to wear. It feels comfortable to wear. Did you hear that? All the time.
43. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
44. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.
45. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?
46. I am a little sheep. I lost a lot of hair tonight, so I lost sleep.
47. Just after eating the medicine given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I put some jujubes in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube.
48. "Do you choose thesis or theory" and "I choose theory"
Alice was ill, so I played "Treat Alice".
50. There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, it began to get dark, and occasionally it rained in Mao Mao. My mother told me to hurry home for dinner, and I couldn't hear anything. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"
5 1. I really don't recommend you to take the bus. I took six stops and liked fifteen boys.
52. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?
53. Even I don't care. What do you care about, Hulunbeier?
54. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?
55. The ducklings line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says anxiously, I'm sorry if it can't align with the duck.
56. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a want want quilt when it is hot!
57. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"
58. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.
59. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?
A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.
Zhihu has a lot of homophonic brain teasers. 4 6 1. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what are you tying today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"
62. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says I can't eat them. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.
63. Do vampires like spicy food? No, because they like blood.
64. "I said I like buttonwood, and you told others that I like living with gay men."
65. My mother asked me to rub clothes. I said I did, did you hear me? Missed it!
66. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.
One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."
68. If you have a stomachache in the middle of the night, discuss it with your stomach. Me: Stomach, can it stop hurting? Stomach: My name is Chu Xun Yu, not stomach.
69. Why is a flower funny? A: Because it has a stalk.
70. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?
7 1. One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."
72. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.
73. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."
74. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. The result was boring.
75. One day, I died while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.
76. The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: Don't duck.
77. Want Want Snow Cake will become a want want quilt when it feels hot.
78. When a deer takes a picture of a rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."
79. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.
80. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that Bu (not) can get out!
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