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A cold joke about apples and oranges
One day, the proud apple said to the pear, "Look at you, you are uneven and there are black spots on it." How ugly you are! " However, Yali said quietly, "Friend, although I am not as good as you, I also have my own strengths! ""Orange also advised them to say, "Yes! Everyone has his own advantages and disadvantages! "Apple said angrily to oranges and pears," I am better than you! " Just then, a mother picked some pears in a hurry and left, thinking, "Hurry home and make some tremella and Sydney soup for the baby to get rid of the fire. "
Hearing this, Apple said to everyone in shame: "It seems that I only see my own strengths and don't see the strengths of others. I am really sorry! "
PS: After writing this composition, Duo said, "Mom, you often make me tremella and Sydney soup when I cough. The mother I wrote in my composition is thinking about you. " Ha ha!
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