Girlfriend wants to hear jokes. Say one and help me.

1. One day, persimmons and pears argued about who was sexy. Please comment on passing peaches. Peach said disdainfully, "Gee, are you still so sexy?" Come here! Look at my body hair! ! !

2. Wukong is sucking on the ground with a magnet. Friar Sand said, Brother, what are you looking for? Wukong: Hey! I dropped my golden hoop, and it didn't take long to grow!

3. A group of space tourists landed on a strange planet, and the little Lisi God warned: "Don't pee anywhere here. Careless will create a new world. "

In court, Xiao Qiang stood in the dock, and the judge asked majestically, "Xiao Qiang, why have you been making counterfeit money?" ? Xiao Qiang said very grievance: Your Honor, if I can make real money, will I still make counterfeit money?

5. At lunch time, Xiaoming pushed the bowl to Xiao Gang next to him: "Try the rice I brought …" Xiao Gang scooped up a spoonful and put it in his mouth. Xiao Ming added: "How about it? After two days, can I still eat? "