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The story of putting girls to sleep

A short story to his girlfriend before going to bed 1 A king issued an announcement: whoever can make his daughter tired of eating figs can marry her. So, a suitor went with a big basket of figs, but she ate the whole basket of fruit before she could give her one. When she finished eating, she said, "Bring it here again!" There are three brothers digging in the field. The boss said, "I don't want to dig any more." I will try to make the king's daughter tired of figs. "He climbed the fig tree with a big basket, filled with figs, and then took the basket to the palace. On the way, he met a neighbor. He said, "Give me a fig." "That won't do," he said. I want the king's daughter to get tired of eating figs, which may not be enough now. "Say that finish, he walked on. He went to the palace and was taken to see the king's daughter. He put the fig in front of the princess. At the moment when she finished eating, she would have swallowed the basket if he hadn't lifted it quickly. The boss went home. The second child said, "I've dug enough, too." I want to take a chance and make the king's daughter tired of figs. " He climbed the tree, filled the basket and left home. He also met his neighbors. The neighbor said, "Give me a fig." The second shrugged his shoulders and left. However, in front of the princess, he quickly lifted the empty basket, or she bit it off. Then, Lao San also said that he wanted to try the palace. Tell his girlfriend a short story before going to bed II. When Mr. Snail appears, he is often laughed at for walking too slowly. His neighbor, Miss Ant, said, "No wonder you can't walk fast. So you think your stomach is your foot. If you are asked to do express delivery, a letter will be sent to 10 miles away. When did you send the bedtime story to your girlfriend? Mr. Snail is not angry: "I am in no hurry to do anything, there is no need to walk very fast." "However, Miss Ant's words still touched him: it is not appropriate to deliver letters by yourself, but starting a courier company and hiring some fast runners to deliver them can make a lot of money! As a result, a fast courier company was established, and Mr. Snail began to look for a courier. He saw that Miss Ant had six feet, which made her walk much faster than herself, and felt that the more feet she had, the faster she ran. So whenever the applicant comes, he first counts how many feet people have. The first applicant is the ostrich "Scud". Mr. Snail ignored him and said, "You only have two feet, and you call yourself' Scud'! When you have more feet, come here and try your luck! "Scud patiently explained," You can't just look at a few legs. I run at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour! " "Mr. Snail is no longer interested in him, so he doesn't believe what he said. Then there are kangaroo "spring legs". Mr. Snail said coldly, "There is only one with two legs left, and here comes another with two legs!" " ""I'm standing now. You think I only have two legs. If I fall, I will have two more? "Spring legs lie down." Your forelimbs are so short, it's not interesting! "Mr Snail smiled. The story of putting a girl to sleep 2 fairy tales told to her girlfriend before going to bed 1 The little tree stands on the ground alone. It wants to escape from the ground because it wants to play with friends. It doesn't want to grow on the ground forever. Slowly, the little tree becomes more and more unhappy. Friends want to help it, but the little tree will wither when it leaves the ground, which makes the small animals very embarrassed. When the dog heard about it, it took a pair of shoes from humans and gave them to the little tree. "This is really great! ""The animals said happily that the little monkey and the elephant picked the small tree from their shoes and covered it with soil, and the small tree became a walking tree. The little tree plays happily with its friends everywhere. It came to the river, played with the small fish in the river, came to the grass, played with butterflies and played hide-and-seek with friends. The young tree had a happy day, but the young tree slowly withered and the leaves became dim. Young trees leave the soil and the nutrients of the earth. Without water, young trees can't keep running. The friends put the young tree back into the embrace of nature, and the young tree immediately recovered its vitality. As usual, the young trees grow up slowly in the embrace of the earth. The difference is that it was a small tree that used to run freely. Many years later, when it grew into a big tree, it proudly said to its descendants, "I once left the ground and ran freely on the ground with the help of my friends." This is the pride of my life. Fairy tales told to my girlfriend before going to bed 2 The annual animal sports meeting is about to begin, and the animal that wins the long-distance running championship will be awarded the title of "Little Maxima". A year ago, the little white horse and the little red horse began to prepare and made an appointment to practice long-distance running together. This year, the little white horse practiced three volts in summer and three or nine in winter, and kept running every day, rain or shine; As for Little Red Horse, he asked his mother to watch the weather for him every morning. It's too cold or too hot for him to practice. His reason is that if it is too cold, it will catch a cold, if it is too hot, it will cause heatstroke, and if it is neither too cold nor too hot, it will run. At the end of the sports meeting, the white horse won the championship in the praise of everyone and won the title of "Little Maxima". When the gold medal was hung on her chest, Little Red Horse was very envious. He ran to the little white horse to ask the secret of success. The little white horse said modestly, what is my secret? If anything, it is that I have a good habit. "Little Red Horse asked eagerly," What good habits? " The little white horse smiled and said, "I just feel uncomfortable if I don't run for a day!" " "Little red horse said incredulously," liar! How can I have such a habit? If you let me play every day, it will be comfortable. " The little white horse said seriously, "Really, I won't lie to you. Let me ask you, do you brush your teeth every morning? What does it feel like not brushing your teeth for a day? " Little Red Horse said, "If you don't brush your teeth, your mouth will be uncomfortable." The little white horse continued: "Yes, no one is born to love brushing their teeth. Since we can get into the habit of feeling uncomfortable without brushing our teeth for one day, we can certainly get into the habit of feeling uncomfortable without running every day! " The little red horse suddenly realized, and he said firmly, "Thank you, little white horse. I see, and I will form such a good habit. " From then on, Little Red Horse also insisted on running long distances every day and never stopped. Later, my grades got better and better, and I finally became a "swift horse". Fairy Tales to My Girlfriend Before Sleeping 3 Behind the Glass Mountain, in a secluded forest, there lived a female bear. She has two children. When these two little bears grow up, they will go outside to see the world and find their own happiness. When she left, Mother Bear held them in her arms and said, "My children, don't be apart when you are outside. Friendly and loyal to each other. " Say that finish, she let go of them and saw their backs getting farther and farther away from her. Two little bears walked out of the forest and came to the plain. Go, go, day after day, month after month passed. Their food has also run out. Brother Xiong said, "Brother, I am very hungry!" " "As he spoke, he began to cry." Hey, I'm hungrier than you. "Brother Xiong replied angrily, so Brother Xiong had to follow him. After a long walk, they found a naan on the side of the road. The two of them quarreled because of uneven distribution, and they also got entangled in fighting. At this moment, a fox slipped out from behind the tree. "Hey, kids, what are you arguing about? "They told the reason for their quarrel." That's the thing! All right, I'll split it for you. The two little bears agreed with the fox and gave the naan to the fox. The fox broke the naan into two pieces, but one was big and the other was small. Two little bears cried at the same time, "You got a big one and a small one! """Don't worry, boys, now let's divide it into the same size." He took a big bite, and this one became smaller than that one. He took another bite of that piece, which was smaller than this one ... so he took turns eating two pieces of naan, and only a little remained in the last two pieces. So he handed two small pieces of candy to two little bears and said, "It's even. I will give it to you. " After that, they ran away. Because I forgot my mother's instructions, I was cheated by the fox. Story of putting a girl to sleep 3 bedtime story told to her girlfriend 1 Once upon a time, there was a Taoist temple on Qingping Mountain. There are three disciples living in the Taoist temple, a white-bearded Taoist priest and two little disciples. The elder apprentice is older than the younger apprentice 1 1 month. He is steady and mature, studying hard and practicing hard. The little apprentice is quite naive and unrestrained, and his eyes are as bright as deer. All I think about all day is how to draw the host's inattention to practical jokes. One day, the young apprentice fell asleep with the master and shaved off half of the old man's white beard. The old man was furious, carrying a few shaved white hairs, and punished the young apprentice to keep the Dan room. If the furnace fails, he will not be able to step out of the Great Dan Room, let alone get wind of the figure. The little apprentice, who has always been free and easy, was oppressed, but she saw the teacher elder sister knocking at the door and taking a seat in front of her, holding a scroll of scriptures. The little apprentice waved in front of her and asked, "Don't you feel tired of practicing every day?" The big apprentice didn't answer the little apprentice and asked, "Do you hate me very much?" The disciple put down the scroll and looked at her with heavy eyes. "Why do you ask?" The little apprentice hung his head and rubbed the floor tile with his toes. He said, "I make trouble all day and often hold you back." Scrolls are so boring. You would rather practice all day than play with me. It's okay if you don't hate me ... "The older disciple replied," I practice all day because of my teacher Fu Shuo. Only when I become strong as soon as possible can I protect the person I like. I don't know. I only tied a high bun at my senior's place. I gave a gentle "Oh" and wriggled and said, "Really, really ... why are you touching my face ..." I gave my girlfriend a bedtime story 2. In the forest, there are a group of small animals. One of the rabbits doesn't like to brush his teeth and likes to eat snacks before going to bed. One night, Mother Rabbit asked Little Rabbit to brush her teeth again: "Little darling, it's time for you to brush your teeth! """No, no, I don't want to brush my teeth. It doesn't matter if I don't brush my teeth once! "So the little rabbit didn't brush his teeth for another night. In fact, it has been brushing its teeth for almost a year. The next day, the little rabbit heard something singing in his mouth: la la la! We are tooth monsters! Settle in the mouth of a child who doesn't brush his teeth. I am tired every day and settle down every day. We are tooth monsters! The little tooth monster who settled in his mouth! Little Nutbrown hare was afraid: "Mom! Mom! There is something singing in my mouth, and it still hurts! " "Really? Hold on, I'll go to the doctor! " The doctor will be here soon with a first aid kit. The doctor checked and said, "It's the Tooth Monster that's making trouble. They live in the mouths of children who don't like to brush their teeth! Their food is teeth! Go brush your teeth! " The little white rabbit shouted in fear, "well, I'm going to brush my teeth!" " ! I'm leaving now! "The doctor drove Tooth Monster away and said," Rabbit, you must brush your teeth every morning and evening, otherwise Tooth Monster will come back! Little Nutbrown hare said, "I must brush my teeth well in the future, so that Tooth Monster will never come near me again!" " ""how lovely! Remember to brush your teeth well in the future! Don't let the tooth monster come near you again! "From then on, the rabbit obediently brushed his teeth every day, and Tooth Monster never dared to go near it again! Son, do you have a bad habit of not brushing your teeth? If there is, correct it quickly and don't let the tooth monster near your teeth!