Tell me some jokes! There must be color, no color!

There is a girl who works in an IT company. One morning, the weather was so fine that the IT girl was so absorbed in her work that she didn't even notice that her skirt was caught in a drawer. When she stood up, her skirt hissed and was torn. Colleagues have all heard about fame, and IT girls quickly picked up an IT magazine around them to cover it. Unexpectedly, my colleagues burst into laughter. It turns out that the cover of the magazine is an online game advertisement: "Super capacity, which can accommodate100000 users at the same time". IT girl picked up another magazine. Colleagues laughed again. The cover of this magazine is anti-virus software: "Beware of viruses". IT girls are going to faint. She fainted when she picked up the third magazine. The third magazine is a hardware magazine, and the cover is a U disk advertisement: "Plug and Play". I vaguely remembered to protect the key parts, so I pulled the fourth magazine cover. When I woke up,

In an open-air bathhouse, a group of strong workers are taking a bath, and some good monkeys climb the tree next to the bathhouse to watch. One of them laughed while watching, and the more he watched, the more funny he felt. Finally, he fell from the tree and rolled on the ground. The other monkeys were surprised and helped him. They asked him why he was laughing, but the monkey kept smiling and said, "Haha ... Hee hee ... Humans are really strange.

A young man from a village in Henan went out to work and his family saw him off. The old father secretly confessed: "Don't mess around outside after going out, especially women, be careful of getting sexually transmitted diseases!" " It will bring disaster to our village, and the lives of the whole village are in your hands. "The son asked," Why? " The old father said, "Silly boy, think about it! "As soon as you get sick, your daughter-in-law gets sick. As soon as your daughter-in-law gets sick, I get sick. As soon as I get sick, your mother gets sick. Then the village chief gets sick. As soon as the village chief gets sick! The whole village will be finished! " Son: "..."

When my daughter woke up, she found her father sleeping on her mother's stomach. At that time, she was very angry and pushed her father down. She climbed up and somehow rolled down.

Dad said I'd better come. The daughter was surprised to find that her father couldn't get down. Suddenly she found a pile of things under her father and shouted:

"Dad, high heels, there is a pile below, let's not roll down."

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