100 humorous story: the truth

Humorous stories, humor, will enrich your character; Each story department is very close to your life and can bring you happiness and relaxation after your intense study life. Some short stories just shocked? Luggage? , stimulate your laughter; And more short stories are wise jokes, which need a sharp turn in your mind, and then you will laugh. The following is a humorous story I collected for you. How much have you learned from it?

100 humorous story: the truth

Chasing hens

In order to chase a hen, two cocks fought, and one of them beat the other away.

The defeated side had to hide in a covered place, but the winning side flew to the high wall and shouted.

Then an eagle flew over and caught him.

After that, the defeated cock caught up with the hen safely.

Headline joke "I love you goodbye"

Pu Shu's "I Love You Goodbye"

Goodbye from Ding Wei. I love you.

Go well, don't send. ? Classic humorous jokes

100 humorous story: the truth

1, in math class, the teacher talks about permutation and combination. One of the ways to solve problems is called? Binding method? . The math teacher said:? When you encounter permutation and combination in the future, you must bind it first.

Before the teacher finished speaking, he saw the math class representative sleeping and told him to get up and answer questions. The teacher asked: Where was I?

The class representative replied:? Speaking of bundling. ?

? What's next? The teacher asked.

The class representative replied sleepily:? Tie it and smoke it! ?

The teacher was angry and said, do you smell heavy? ! ?

Is the whole class laughing?

2. There is a pig in my classmate's house that is a breeding pig. This pig is very capable and makes a lot of money for their family. However, my classmate is a master eater and doesn't care about things. He doesn't spend enough money to do any work.

One day we were all chatting in their yard, and an aunt came, holding a sow, and said, "Match a match for our pig."

My classmate replied with special courtesy and embarrassment: My dad is not at home today! ? Classic humorous jokes

memoirs

A critic wrote the memoirs of a famous politician: his memoirs proved two things: first, he had a rich imagination; Second, he still has a bad memory. This enabled him to achieve the goal that everything he did in the past was right.

Wuya yu maque

Crow said sparrow: love to gossip, like to take other people's right and wrong over mouth addiction.

The sparrow said to the crow: Don't say auspicious words, don't attract people.

mortgage slave

Yesterday, I passed by the door of the real estate company and saw a gecko looking at the house price at the door of the real estate company. It happened that a big crocodile crawled over. The little gecko came forward and hugged the big crocodile's leg and shouted at his mother.

Crocodiles shed tears: Son, buying a house and saving money is so thin. Classic humorous jokes

I have nothing to do today, chatting with a girl. She said indignantly: My boyfriend is ugly. ?

I said, don't say that about your boyfriend. Classic humorous jokes

She said:? Well, I'm not modest. Everyone agrees that it is ugly. ?

So I asked:? How ugly is it?

She said:? This is hard to say. ?

I then induced:? Let's just say, you give me 60 points. How many points do you give him?

She said without hesitation:? 58 points! ?

I had a roommate who was a branch representative when I was in college. What teaches us is a young female teacher. In other words, one day my buddy was walking on the road with a cigarette in his mouth when he suddenly saw the teacher. He stepped forward to say hello, and the teacher took two steps back and said, I'm pregnant! Female teachers are afraid of cigarettes? My buddy didn't understand the meaning. He petrified in an instant, and all the smoke fell out. He said something with trepidation? Not mine! ? .

? Classic humorous jokes

100 humorous story: the truth

Many fish

I go home with a couple every day, and the man silently gives me a box of fish every time. When I received the fourth box, I seemed to know something ... a lot of fish, unnecessary ... I left silently. ...

knife and fork

Crabs and mantis eat western food.

Crab: As usual, give me and the mantis brothers a western-style food without a knife and fork. We have our own.

History test

After the end, the whole country resumed unified recruitment. A history exam, out of a question:

Why did the Paris commune fail?

A student replied: Because I didn't study in Dazhai. ? Classic humorous jokes

100 humorous story: the truth

1. One day, an abbot gave a lecture to everyone, and the students asked several questions as usual: Q: Master, does this course have a name? A: I didn't ask: Master, did you take this course? A:No. Q: Master, what about the final grade? A: Let nature take its course ~ ~ ~

My sister took a bag of crispy rice in the yard and ate it with relish. My brother watched eagerly. He wanted to eat and was embarrassed to say it, so he asked his sister if she was crispy. My sister took a piece and put it in her mouth and said? Will you listen?

Eggs and life

? Eggs are broken from the outside, which is food; Breakthrough from the inside is life.

Life, broken from the outside, is pressure; Breakthrough from the inside is growth. ?

Angry hens? Classic humorous jokes

A biologist gave the hen a new medicine he invented, which made the hen's eggs very large.

? That damn guy should be a hen for a day. The hen was very depressed and shouted angrily. Why doesn't he let my ass grow proportionally?

Judy Dou, a popular China Poker; Dou dizhu, a popular Chinese poker; fighting the landlord

Grandma is over 80 years old One day when I went out, she asked me where I was going. I said to fight the landlord.

Grandma is very happy. She picked up a shovel and said, take me with you and I'll go! ?

? Classic humorous jokes

I asked my mother: Why do you need so many potatoes?

My mother said:? Eat, don't you forget to grab potatoes with pigs when you were young?

I was shocked and quickly stopped my mother. Don't tell anyone about it. ?

My mother is very proud: What are you afraid of? Have you forgotten that you won?

A few days ago at work, a young colleague asked for a large sprite and poured it for everyone. When it was his turn, the bottle was empty. So my colleague shook the sprite bottle and said to the waiter:? Is this still available? The waiter ran over, took the bottle and examined it carefully, and said sincerely, no. ?

5. At that time, everyone was talking about the computers on their computers? Inventory? How many? Others say that they have a lot of G movies in their computers. Later, I asked my friend how much he had, and my friend answered calmly. 20G？ . Everyone laughed at him. He only has a little. Later, my friend calmly added a sentence? Seeds? . . .