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Li Jing, King of Tota (Legend of Man and God of King of Tota)
Especially in The Journey to the West, King Li Tian of Tota was described as a commander-in-chief of "coward": he led 1, heavenly soldiers and generals, but he failed to win the Monkey Sun, which became a joke for readers. Moreover, this person holds a "small tower" in his hand all day, which makes the westward journey fans think that he is very pretentious.
Especially in the twenty-second episode "Four Explorations into a bottomless pit", because he spared the life of the golden-haired mouse essence, he was privately recognized as an adoptive father by the golden-haired mouse essence, and was also enshrined in his life.
Later, the Monkey King went to the Heavenly Palace with his adoptive father in his arms, and King Tota was forced to be "timid" by monkeys, which was really cute. If it weren't for Taibai Venus: "One day in the sky, one year on earth." Remind Monkey Sun that the Tang Priest will have children of his own.
Whether it's Romance of the Gods, The Journey to the West or even Nezha, the prototype of King Tota is the famous Tang Dynasty Li Jing.
King Li Tian of Tota
People are old and affectionate, which has been the case since ancient times, even the emperor.
Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty, is old, and he always thinks of the past eventful years, that is, the days when he conquered the world. In order to commemorate the heroes who fought the farmland together (which can better set off his own great achievements), Li Shimin built a Lingyan Pavilion and hung up the portraits of twenty-four heroes. When it's all right, look at these twenty-four men and recall the days of our lives who swallowed the world. Li Shimin must feel pretty cool. Li Jing is one of them.
The twenty-four Lingyan Pavilion will be:
Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji, Wei Zhi, Wei Chijingde, Li Xiaogong, Gao Shilian, Li Jing, Xiao Yu, Duan Zhixuan, Liu Hongji, Qu Tutong, Yin Kaishan, Chai Shao, Chang Sun Shunde, Zhang Liang, Hou Junji, Zhang Gongjin, Cheng Zhijie, Yu Shinan and Liu Zhenghui.
The top three most well-known and famous:
The third place: Wei Zhi, a remonstrator who is not afraid of death (not a swordsman, not a lowlife, but a remonstrator). Tang Taizong's mirror often reminds and blocks Tang Taizong, and it looks like he is not afraid of heaven, the earth and the emperor Lao Tzu.
Second place: Wei Chijingde and Qin Shubao: These two goods are so bold that they are not afraid of ghosts and gods, and finally they become a pair of door gods. It has been posted by ordinary people for more than 1 years, and it will continue to be posted.
First place: Li Jing, not only became a god, but also became the father of Nezha, the head of a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, holding the golden pagoda given by the Tathagata in his hand.
Li Tianwang and his son Nezha
Li Jing are demigods in my mind.
Li Jing was born in an official's family. His grandfather was a secretariat and his father was a prefect. Like a tiger, like a son, Li Jing is handsome and tall, and he is self-motivated. At the end of the Sui Dynasty, Li Jing served under Li Yuan, defending against the invasion of the Turks. In troubled times, and Tang gaozu is already a satrap, and he has the right to have soldiers in his hands. Naturally, he is unwilling to wait for people, secretly recruiting and waiting for opportunities. After Li Jing knew that Li Yuan was going to rebel, he was going to Jiangdu, where Emperor Yangdi was located, to tell him.
(Actually, Li Yuan and Emperor Yangdi Yang Guang are cousins. Do you want Li Jing to worry about them? )
But there was chaos in Guanzhong, and Li Jing was stuck in Chang 'an and couldn't get out.
after Li Yuan set out, he quickly captured Chang 'an. How can we not catch and kill the traitor Excavate?
Li Jing's ambition was not rewarded, and he was unwilling. He was about to be beheaded, and he shouted at the execution ground:
"The Ming Dynasty raised a volunteer soldier to eliminate riots for the world. Why didn't he accomplish the great things, but killed the strong men with personal grievances?"
this is full of confidence.
Li Yuan was right when he heard this. It belongs to a loyal minister and can be used.
Li Shimin, in particular, appreciated Li Jing's talent and tolerance very much, and took the initiative to plead for Li Jing, which was used under the account of Qin Wangfu.
Li Jing is a loyal minister. It conforms to the idea of "loyalty to the monarch" advocated by feudal society.
refused Li Shimin's wooing and did not participate in the "Xuanwu Gate Change". This was a complete misunderstanding. At that time, Li Jing had been recognized by Li Yuan-Li Jing had proved his ability in actual combat (pacifying the rebellion in the world). Moreover, at that time, Excavate worked as the general manager of Lingzhou, and was resisting the Turks, so he couldn't go to Chang 'an to support Li Shimin. Besides, he doesn't know who will win, so there is no need to choose a sideline. Whether Li Shimin wins or Li Jiancheng wins, what does it matter to me to excavate?
People who are talented and capable don't need to be sycophantic. Who comes to power should be reused as well?
Li Jing knows his specialty-fighting. Therefore, the place where the gods are sealed is also on the battlefield. From the earliest following Li Yuan to the later Li Yuan proclaimed himself emperor, Li Jing never left the battlefield, both internally and externally. However, the pinnacle of Li Jing's life is the foreign military exploits, especially the capture of the Khan family and the destruction of East Turkistan, which gave Li Shimin a bad breath and made an indelible and brilliant military exploits for the stability and prosperity of the Tang Dynasty and the happy life of the people in the Central Plains.
He who knows the times is a hero, who knows the advance and retreat, and who knows the honor and disgrace. Li Jing has a very high level in this respect. Knowing that birds are exhausted, good bows are hidden; A wily rabbit dies and a running dog cooks.
In Li Jing's later years, the Tang Dynasty was at peace with the rest of the world (except for Koguryo and others who occasionally made trouble).
Li Jing chose not to leave home. After all, thanks to Lord Gao Zhen, he is easily envied and suspected by the emperor. If he is not careful, he may die of old age. Since then, God has become the king of Tota and will not be laughed at. Therefore, he must die a good death.
However, when Emperor Taizong made an expedition to Koguryo, Li Jing still expressed his determination to follow the emperor's expedition, which made Li Shimin quite moved.
In 649 AD, Li Jing died of illness and enjoyed 79 years on earth. Then he went to another world and became his Tota Lee King.
By 22, King Li Tian of Tota will be 1449 years old.
A pair of goalkeepers: Wei Chijingde and Qin Shubao.
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