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The fifteenth time, Wu pedant said that three Ruan bumped into Gongsun Sheng, and the seven stars should gather righteousness.
Which way did you come from? Liu Tang way:? I will only go tonight. ? Wu Yongdao:? Live. He was born on June 15, and now it's early May, and there are still forty or fifty days left. I went to tell you that when Brother Ruan came back, he asked Brother Liu to go. ? Classical way:? That's right. Brother Liu is only waiting at my villa. ? Don't worry. He ate wine and food for a long time that day. In the middle of the night, Wu got up to freshen up, had some breakfast, took some money and hid it in his body, and put on sandals. Classical, Liu Tang out of the gate. Wu Yong voted for Shi Jiecun overnight.
Go to the village early at noon. But see: green peaks and green mountains, green Dieyun. Water flows through the lonely village from all directions, and there are several places scattered along the path. Mao Yan is next to a stream, where ancient trees grow into forests. Hanging wine B42F outside the fence, Liu Yin idle cable fishing boats.
The scholar Wu came and went to Ruan Xiaoer's house without asking anyone. In front of the gate, I saw a few small fishing boats tied to the dead pile, a broken fishing net hanging outside the hedge, and there were about a dozen straw houses by the mountains and rivers. Wu Yong shouted:? Is second brother at home? I saw a man coming out of it. How's it going? But see: the master's face is erect, his mouth is slightly open, and he punches all around. The chest is covered with bile yellow hair and the back is covered with two ribs.
There is a thousand pounds of strength in the arm and a thousand cold lights in the eyes. People say they are too old, and they are really the embodiment of the devil.
At this moment, Ruan Xiaoer came out, wearing a tattered headscarf and the collar of an old dress, barefoot, and came out to see Wu Yong, saying quickly? Where does the professor come from? What brought this? Wu Yong replied? There are some small things, especially meeting Jiro. ? Ruan Xiaoer way:? what can I do for you? But let's talk about it. ? Wu Yongdao:? I left this room two years ago. Now I work as a doorman in a rich family. He wants to hold a banquet, with more than a dozen golden carp, weighing 14 or 15 Jin. So, I've hit it off. ? Ruan Xiaoer said with a smile? The villain and the professor said after three drinks. ? Wu Yongdao:? I also want to have three drinks with my second brother. ? Ruan Xiaoer way:? There are ten hotels across the lake, so we will go there by boat. ? Wu Yongdao:? The best. If you want to talk to goro, I wonder if you are at home. Ruan Xiaoer way:? Let's go find him together. ? Two boats that came to the shore, the dead pile on the cable, untied one and helped Wu Yong get off the boat and sit down. The root of the tree scratched and wanted to swing. He would swing away early and look at the lake. Just as he was swinging, Ruan Xiaoer waved his hand and shouted, Brother Qi, have you seen Goro? Wu Yong looked at it and saw a boat shake out of the reeds. What about Han Sheng? But see: the pimple on the face is full of strange meat, and the exquisite eyes are prominent. Cheek length is light yellow, and body color is dark. Muddy as pig iron, suspected to be made of stubborn copper. Don't say that Yue Temple is an evil god, but it is a straight man on earth. The village is called the living underworld, and there are really five ways to be born in the world.
Ruan wore a black bamboo hat to cover the sky, a chess piece cloth vest and a raw cloth skirt around his waist. He rocked the boat and asked, Second Brother, what do you want with Fifth Brother? Wu Yong let out a cry:? Air billow, I'm here to talk to you. ? Ruan Dui said, Professor, please forgive me. I haven't seen you for several times. ? Wu Yongdao:? Yitong and his second brother went to drink. ? Ruan said, the villain also wants to have a drink with the professor. We have never met. ? Two shipmates followed in the lake. In a short time, we rowed to a place full of water, and there were seven or eight straw houses on Gaogang. Ruan Xiaoer cried:? Mom, is brother Wu there? Then the mother-in-law said, it's hard to say, there is no fish to catch again. I went gambling for a few days and didn't lose anything. I just lost my hair and went out to town to gamble. ? Ruan Xiaoer smiled and rowed the boat away. Ruan said in the boat behind him. Brother, somehow gambling is losing. But not bad luck! If my brother doesn't win, I will lose naked. ? Wu Yong thought:? Fell into my trap ? The two ships joined together and plunged into Shi Jiecun. After rowing for half an hour, I saw a man coming down from the wooden bridge with two strings of copper coins. Ruan Xiaoer way:? Goro is here. ? When Wu Yong looked at it, he saw that his hands were like iron bars and his eyes were like two bells. There are often some smiles on the dough, and there is poison in the heart.
It can cause disaster, and goodness is not a disaster. The monkey was beaten chilling, and the snake was kicked discouraged. Where can I find the messenger of the plague? Only this is short-lived Jiro.
Ruan Xiaowu wore a tattered headscarf, pomegranate flowers hung on his temples, and an old cloth shirt, revealing a leopard with a thorn in his chest. Pants are carved inside and surrounded by a cloth towel. Wu Yong shouted:? Does goro have to choose? Ruan Xiaowu way:? He turned out to be a professor. I haven't seen you for two years.
I've been watching you on the bridge for a long time. ? Ruan Xiaoer way:? The professor and I went to your house to find you, and my mother said that we had gone gambling in other places. ? That's why I came here to find you. Let's go to Shui Ge for three drinks with the professor. ? Ruan Xiaowu hurried to the bridge, untied the boat, jumped into the cabin, grabbed the paddle, rowed only once, and the three boats rowed side by side for a while, and arrived at the Shui Ge Hotel early. Looking around, I can see that the lake light is in front and the wave heart is reflected behind. Dozens of willow trees are as green as smoke, and one or two lotus flowers are as red as water. The pavilion is surrounded by bright windows, and the water pavilion is as clear as a few. When you are a beautiful woman, a red skirt sets off a green tulle shirt, a Shan Weng washing machine and a linen coat with white hair. Don't say you are drunk in Yueyang Tower, which is the only guest in Pengdao.
Now three boats are propped up in the lotus swing under the Shuige. All three boats are moored, and Wu Shusheng is helped to the shore and entered the hotel. Go to Shui Ge and choose a pair of red oil benches. Ruan Xiaoer service road:? Don't blame me, sir. My three brothers are all vulgar. Please ask the professor to sit down. ? Wu Yongdao:? But it doesn't work. ? Ruan said, my brother only cares about sitting in the main seat, so please ask the professor to sit as a guest. My brothers and I sat down first. ? Wu Yongdao:? Air billow is quick. ? Four people sat down and asked the bartender to bring a bucket of wine. The bartender spread out four headlights, spread four pairs of chopsticks, put four kinds of vegetables, and put a bucket of wine on the Zhuo Zi. Ruan said, What can I do for you? The second brother said that the new ox was slaughtered and the flower cake looked so fat. ? Ruan Xiaoer way:? Cut ten catties into pieces. ? Ruan Xiaowu way:? It is not very filial of the professor to joke like this. ? Wu Yongdao:? It bothers you and annoys you even more. ? Ruan Xiaoer way:? To be fair, Hugh said. ? Urge the second brother to just sift the wine, cut the beef into two plates and put it on the future Zhuo. The three Ruan brothers let Wu Yong eat a few pieces, and they ate badly. The three men wolfed down a meal.
Ruan Xiaowu asked? What is the professor doing here? Ruan Xiaoer way:? The professor is now teaching in a rich man's home. Today, I have to deal with more than a dozen golden carp, weighing 14 or 15 Jin, so I came to see us. ? Ruan Xiaoqi said? If there are thirty or fifty tails at a time, let alone a dozen. I want more and my brothers can do it. It's rare to weigh ten catties now. ? Ruan Xiaowu way:? When the professor is far away, we will also deal with a dozen five or six pounds. ? Wu Yongdao:? I have a lot of money here, so I can calculate the price. Just don't use small ones, just 14, 15 kg. ? Ruan Dui said, Professor, but I didn't ask for a position. Even the five or six pounds promised by Brother Wu can't be found out. You have to wait a few days to get it. I have a bucket of small live fish on my boat, which I use to eat wine. ? Ruan took a bucket of small fish from the boat, about five or seven pounds, put it on the stove, made three plates and put them on the table. Ruan Dui said, Professor, take some. ? Four ate it again. Look at the night. Wu Yong thought:? It's hard to talk in this hotel. It must be his home tonight. When you get there, you ignore it. ? Ruan Xiaoer way:? It's very late tonight. Please authorize me to stay at my house for one night, but I'll be worried tomorrow. ? Wu Yongdao:? It's extremely difficult for me to do it once. Fortunately, your brothers made a place today, and when they saw it, they refused to let the young man pay back the money. Borrow Jiro's house for the night. Some of my students need money here. If they are bored, how about selling a jar of wine in this shop to buy some meat, finding a pair of chickens in the village and getting drunk at night? Ruan Xiaoer way:? What they teach there is bad money. Our fraternity will sort it out by itself. Don't worry, don't deal with it. ? Wu Yongdao:? I'd like to invite you three. If you still don't follow the instructions, you will only be forgiven. ? Ruan replied, when the professor said this, he ate it and ignored it. ? Wu Yongdao:? Or air billow is straightforward. ? Wu Yong took out a silver or two and handed it to Ruan. I asked my host to sell a jar of wine, borrowed a big jar and bought 20 Jin of raw and cooked beef and a pair of big chickens. Ruan Xiaoer way:? I'll pay you back as soon as I pay for the drinks. ? Shopkeeper humanity:? Best, best. ? Four people went out of the hotel, got off the boat again, put all the wine and meat in the cabin, untied the cable and rowed away until they reached Ruan Xiaoer's house. At the gate, go ashore and put the boat on the pile. With wine and meat, four people sat in the back. He called to light candles. It turns out that among the three Ruan brothers, only Ruan Xiaoer has the youngest son. Ruan Xiaowu and Ruan Xiaoqi have never been married. There are four people sitting on the Shuige behind Ruan Xiaoer's house. Ruan slaughtered the chicken and asked her sister-in-law to beg the little monkey to arrange the chicken under the kitchen. After about another time, all the wine and meat were moved and put on Zhuo.
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