How to be humorous?

1. A couple was suspected to be mentally ill, so the mental hospital did a test. They pretended to be kidnappers, tied the couple to a chair, and then told them that whoever won would live, and whoever lost or tied them would die.

The two agreed to die together with a hammer, but the man had a burden and the woman had scissors.

In fact, this only shows that the couple are crazy, because normal people will untie each other's ropes with their hands and run away. ...

2. One day, Plato asked Socrates, the teacher, what is love?

The teacher asked him to go to the wheat field first and pick the biggest and golden ears in the whole wheat field. He can only pick it once, he can only go forward, and he can't look back.

Plato did as the teacher said. As a result, he walked out of the field empty-handed.

The teacher asked him why he couldn't pick it. At the same time, I'm going to educate him.

But the student's answer surprised him. The student said, I picked an ear of wheat, but the villagers found it confiscated.

Then one day, Plato asked his teacher what marriage was.

His teacher told him to go to the forest first and cut down the largest and most lush tree in the whole forest, which is most suitable for making a Christmas tree at home.

In the meantime, you can only cut it once, and you can only go forward and not look back.

Plato did as the teacher said.

The teacher is ready for his return, and is also ready to answer the students' unexpected questions.

But Plato did not come back. He was taken to prison by the Forestry Bureau.

Q: What do you think of these two stories?

When I made this up, I thought the story was quite good and joyful, but when I think about it carefully, there is philosophy in it.

You may find the best love, but you may not be able to keep it.

You may find a marriage that suits you, but it may also be your own cage.

One day, the rabbit was writing in front of a cave, and a wolf came up and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?"

The rabbit replied, "I'm writing a paper."

The wolf asked again, "What topic?"

The rabbit replied, "I'm writing about how rabbits eat wolves."

The wolf laughed and said he didn't believe it.

The rabbit said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave and the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. Then another fox came over and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?"

The rabbit replied, "I'm writing a paper."

The fox asked, "What topic?"

The rabbit replied, "How does the rabbit eat the fox?"

The fox laughed after hearing this, expressing disbelief.

The rabbit said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper.

At this time, in the cave, a lion is sitting on a pile of bones and picking his teeth, while reading the rabbit's paper: the ability of an animal depends not on its strength, but on who is its boss behind the scenes!

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