Who can give me some super difficult riddles and brain teasers? It must be extremely difficult to bring the answer.

I'm not super difficult, but mine is a little more difficult:

1. A pit. There is no water in the pit. Someone fell and drowned. What's that pit? manure pit

You haven't spoken for a year and a half. What have you been doing these days? Crying at birth.

3. Why are there no fleas on dogs? Dogs only have paparazzi.

4. What has two heads, six legs, a tail and seven hands and barks while walking? huge

5. Foreigners are long, but China people are short. My father-in-law doesn't want it, and monks don't want it? name

6. Ask you about the third race of the tortoise and the hare. The rabbit is not proud. He doesn't sleep and runs like hell. The finish line was not in the water, but he still lost. Why? The tortoise is a ninja turtle.

7. Why is a person's ass born in the back? Bullshit. You can smell less.

8. Why do you want to quit smoking twice? Quit your left hand, quit your right hand.

9. What car is the least prone to accidents? hearse

10. Meiling goes out to sleepwalk every night. Why didn't her husband take her to the hospital for treatment? Every time she comes back, she brings $2,000.

1 1. What kind of eggs in the world are inedible, undercooked but cracked? Eggs for the exam

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After reading that, I wish you a brain teaser! !