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Make people cry, be lovelorn and sad, talk about the pain of suffocation, and let go when there is no way out.
Sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.
When I was a child, I cried and laughed, but when I grew up, I cried and laughed.
When I took off my disguise and walked towards you, I realized that I was a joke.
5. Your departure will definitely hurt your bones, and it will be bloody and painful.
6, no noise, no noise, a good beginning should have a quiet end.
7. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.
8. My illness is a person's name, and so is my life.
9. The sea level in the distance begins to haze. How can sadness be calm and pure white?
10, loneliness is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.
At this moment, I don't want to start the next relationship with my feelings for you.
13, getting out of an old relationship is like recovering from a serious illness.
14, if you want to break up with me, just say so and use your parents' refusal to let you play with me as an excuse for paralysis. Don't think how rare I am.
15, I'm not firm enough to hold you tight.
16. At the beginning of the story, we met strangers, and at the end, we ran counter to each other.
17, I gave up the person I loved, and the person who loved me also gave up me, and I had nothing.
18, happy breakup, who will be happy after breakup.
19, I can love you till my heart breaks, or I can dry it till it's crisp.
20. Leaving silently may be the beginning of giving up on you.
2 1. To commemorate our parting today, can you take me to Quanjude to eat roast duck again?
22. The best may not live together, but what can live together must be the most suitable.
23. He doesn't understand your heart. Why can't he breathe when he cries?
24. Why lie to deceive an infatuated person?
It is the stupidest thing for a man to fight because he thinks his wife will earn money, because a successful man will never abandon his woman who is too good unless he can't control it! Just like a woman will never dislike that a dress is too beautiful, unless she can't wear it or can't afford it, two people don't need to win or lose. Win or lose, you lose the future, so quit!
26. Except yourself, no one will understand how much happiness or sadness you have had in your story, because that is just your feeling after all.
27. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.
The most common result we see is that when we finally understand who we are looking for, when we look back at the dim light, there is no one left.
29. After all the hardships, one doesn't expect to be with anyone.
30. In this life, you can't be my poem, and I can't dream about you.
Life is hopeless. Speaking of despair.
Life always drives people to nowhere. Although you are a person, you must be strong. It's not easy to get through this. Good things will come. There is no way to share life with everyone. Let's have a look!
1, when life makes you have no choice, you will certainly cure your affectation and affectation.
When you learn to control your temper, you will find that life has cornered you.
3, do not pursue life, do not expect reality, I am still me, go my own way, let others have no way to go.
No one can be stubborn all his life. In the end, I was forced to bow my head by life, helpless and sad, because life had no way to go.
5. There will be no way out and no turning back. Life will keep pushing you forward.
6. Have a desperate life. When people reach middle age, they find that there is no way out and they can't start over.
7. Maybe the person in your life has quietly appeared in your life for a long time, but you always have to wait until there is no way out before you find out that he has been with you for a long time.
8. These days, whenever I feel why life is so troublesome and desperate, it seems that there will always be a turn for the better.
9. Life is like this. It makes you sad, makes you desperate, and makes you feel that there is no way out. But be sure to cheer up, make yourself strong and find a way out!
10, I should face what life has given me. But this time, there is no way out. I have no intention to face it, and tears flow into my heart. Walking will forget the pain.
1 1, I just want life to be easier, so I've been trying, but it's getting less and less like me. I can't let go more and more, and I am forced by myself to have no way out.
12, growth means that life pushes you into a corner step by step, and when you reach the bottom of despair, you have to force yourself out of a way.
13, life forces people to grow up. Only when there is no way to go can they learn to fly.
14, life is full of surprises and beauty. Pain can make people grow. If not, it still doesn't hurt enough. When there is no way out, it will change and grow.
15, I finally know how to live, but nothing can be undone. This is the biggest sorrow in life, and there is no way to go after waking up.
16, I am afraid that one day I will be forced by life, so I can only say not to be friends with people who are very sad, but I also want to be sad. I tried and failed before I stopped struggling.
17, hard work, in exchange for a crashing ending, life played a big joke on myself, it seems that I have no way out.
18, life forced me to have no choice but to jump into the abyss of bliss.
19, it seems that everywhere I go has become a joke. I have tried, but I still feel that there is no way out.
20. Life is not a dead end, but a turn. No, life is hopeless, but we should change. Pursuing the meaning of life and transmitting positive energy.
2 1, good chicken soup, we have no choice but to win. No one can give you the life you want without hard work. In the future, you will definitely thank yourself now.
22. Life always pushes people into a corner. Be a man, but be strong.
Unwilling to let you go.
1: I always think of you so easily at every happy and bright moment in the world.
2. Actually, meeting skills is a romantic story. With the beginning and process, if you still want the ending, you will feel too greedy.
3. Raise your head, laugh, bow your head and shed tears. Nobody knows. I don't care.
4. Night is similar to the past, but you are different.
5. The boundaries that have been drawn are no longer so easy to piece together messy memories, and the memories are no longer fresh.
6. Behind every Berserker stands an auction house with sky-high equipment.
7: The man who makes a woman cry is not a man, but a bitch. In the end, the prince will marry the princess, and the mermaid will only become a bubble, and it will be gone at dawn.
8: I look up at the blue sky again and again. I will think of your gentle smiling face.
Please don't judge my love, you don't deserve it.
10: Maybe you were on my lawn when it rained, and it will evaporate naturally when it clears up.
1 1: If you love someone, you must have a tacit understanding. I thought you knew every time I looked at you.
12: No matter how bright the light is, I will hug you. If your hands are still so warm, if the tears didn't fall.
13: The meaning of love is not how many painful farewells you have experienced, but only when you are separated from Qian Shan.
14: The more gorgeous things are, the easier it is to be destroyed and disappear.
15: Anyway, there is only one you and one me in this world. This is our story.
16: Love has a shelf life. Even if they are put in the refrigerator and coated with preservatives, they will eventually expire.
17: I will also force myself to do all the disguises, even if I will be haggard in the dead of night, even if I will cry in the rolling sea of people.
18: I always laugh exaggeratedly on the surface. Who knows, in fact, I am afraid of loneliness, I am afraid of being alone.
19: I always feel that I am not good enough. I admit that I am not perfect, but I am real.
A deeply hurt heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.
2 1: I don't want to let go. I don't want to let you go. I watched you walk out of my life not far away.
I believe I can travel many times, but there is only one lover.
23: The sofa you sat on was very wide, and the music you loved stopped. I waited for you that day and became a decoration.
I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.
I have loved you for a long time and waited for you for a long time. Now, I will leave you for a long time.
26: Time makes the deep things deeper and deeper, and makes the shallow things shallower and shallower.
27: At the end of the years when roses are in full bloom, the silhouette of your smile is the only glimmer of silence.
If time can't make you forget those people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?
29: I loved my heart once, but I hurt it once. What about memories?
I want to remember your smile and every move with my whole life.
3 1: No matter how many degrees below zero, as long as you are around, it is warm.
I have no gorgeous words to describe our love, but I have a heart that loves you.
If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.
34: Whether you love her more or me more, you don't like those who die for love-why do you love others if you don't love yourself?
People always change because of many factors, not entirely the fault of each other.
Pain for all love, pain for all hate = I can't tell love from hate.
37: Being in love for a long time is not love, but dependence = when it is lost, it is even more reluctant.
Sadness and lovelorn make people cry. Tell me about it.
Sadness and lovelorn make people cry. Tell me about it.
1. I just saw a very popular girl in Weibo recently. Her name is Jia Yi, not Shen. What a beautiful girl! She broke up in love and traveled to Tibet. If I don't study now, I will also travel. Her tearful eyes are beautiful and distressing. Love is really beyond my control. Don't let yourself be injured. Relax your heart.
2. Please don't cry for those who don't love you, and don't break your heart for those who don't love you, because I know what it's like to be lovelorn, and sometimes it will make people no way back!
3, 4 years, whether it's long or short, I graduated. Recalling our four years together, I was sad, hesitant, lovelorn and tearful, and I was also sad when I left ... After graduation, parting was always so sad and annoying. Looking at the figure of a good friend in the distance at the train station, I couldn't help crying, thinking that I didn't know when I would get together again. .......
4, this is the only place where I can speak freely, and it should be myself in the end. We have all grown up to be adults who want to talk, but we don't know how to talk. We used to think that the score of lovelorn is the greatest pain. Maybe it is. When things that make people cry become all the details in life, we also lose the person who will find you to dry your tears no matter where you hide. Sorry, thank you. Goodbye.
Not long after coming, another friend fell in love. Why can't the person I love the most grow old with him? There is always a time when tears make people grow up instantly. Maybe this is the way to find the right way to love someone, and I am willing to break up happily.
6. Everyone will be lovelorn. When I am lovelorn, I will go running, because running can evaporate excess water in my body and make people cry less easily.
7, lovelorn can always make people learn a lot, such as being in a daze, such as tears, such as insomnia, but why, even if you fall in love again, these problems can't be changed, and that heartache can't be changed.
8. I never thought that one day I would be lovelorn and look at each other's happiness, but I was crying and licking my wound silently, and my heart ached. It turns out that love is so painful and helpless. Being lovelorn will make people decadent and depressed, and people will no longer believe in love and be impulsive to it. If this is the only way to grow up, then it is not bad to experience lovelorn, at least let me know that we are not suitable!
9. Looking at a girl from love to lovelorn, along with her lovelorn, seems to be infected with some kind of emotion. I can't get rid of the picture of her singing last night, which really hurts. I can really feel her emotions. Although other people's wounds are torn, the onlookers will still be dazzled and shed tears. Women are always spoony.
10, there is something more tearful than being lovelorn. It's the voice of refusing to call after estrangement from parents. Dozens of seconds of talking made me despair of the world. It rained without a trace of warmth. All right. I am my own savior, and I can only rely on myself.
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12, listening to the rain is a faint sadness, recalling that when I was a child, I had a little touched tears. When I was lovelorn and frustrated, there were so many girlfriends who could cry and shout together regardless of the image. We agreed not to part, but to stay together.
13, I turned to what I wrote when I broke up and began to cry. Shit, they say that love makes people become singers, and lovelorn makes people become poets, which is not strong at all. I think I am in a state where I can neither sing nor write. I really want to say, Boya, let yourself die. When you fall to the end, you will know whether to rebound or continue to go down. I like that sentence very much, love is a hundred years of loneliness, until I recognize the person who accompanied you to watch the flowing water.
14, I woke up from my dream at 4: 30 in the morning and found myself really crying. I just fell in love in my dream and cried my eyes out. Dreaming is really strange, which makes people experience many feelings that have never been experienced in reality, and it is so real. Tossing and turning, watching the sky slowly turn white, get up.
15, seeing that Jerry Lee is so happy now, I suddenly thought of Zhang Yinfa's sad Weibo. The content is probably that I don't want to cry alone in a foreign land and want to fast forward. How sad it was to be lovelorn at that time, but the happiness I get now is beyond my dreams. So, don't be afraid of lovelorn people. No matter how hard it is now, I was dumped by Zhang Xin because God arranged for you the future of Fan Bingbing.
16, really, a lovelorn person becomes a poet. Honey, where are we going? Loving you never stops. No tears, no arguments, you are thinner than steam and can evaporate instantly. Friends said, Google said, even his own brain said, forget it. He doesn't really love you that much. My heart keeps scooping out troubles, thoughts and pains, but I can't find a place to look. Just like the sky now, the gray ground has no color.
17, someone makes you cry, and then you say it's nothing but lovelorn. Then everything in the past is just the past, and true love will be so sad. Are those loves that don't make people cry love?
18, lovelorn is a compulsory course for people. I can't comfort people. I always feel that it will make people weaker, so I can only give you a tissue with tears in my eyes, so please hurry if you are lovelorn.
19, I remember a friend told me that she would go running every time she was lovelorn. Because running can evaporate the water in your body, making it difficult for people to cry.
20. It's still midnight, and the feeling of being lovelorn really makes people cry and give up in despair. I wonder how she is now! I really want to hold her. What a loser! Cheer up and work hard! I decided to record the truest state of my lovelorn love for 33 days, because then I won't forget her. But the feeling of insomnia is really hard, please, let me fall asleep quickly!
2 1, the word lovelorn will eventually make people cry.
22. I didn't go home that night when I was lovelorn, and I came back very haggard the next day. We were supposed to sing together. I want to cancel when I see that she is so sad, but she keeps smiling and saying nothing, so let's play together. After yelling at ktv, she sat next to me and lay on my lap, saying that she was a little tired. Everyone was very high that day, but all the songs she sang were love songs that made people cry.
23, so beautiful, so beautiful, unfinished dreams, unfinished love, always make people cry. Han Xiaozhu is so beautiful that I can't even bear to see it. It seems that the end of the progress bar is lovelorn.
24. I am used to being lovelorn. If I am unhappy, I will part, making people cry in the middle of the night.
25. It's very literary to see a classmate's lovelorn diary in qq space. Let me feel the same way, it hurts. Only then did I find out that I have always been bad at expression and words. Why can others write my sadness so calmly, but I am just used to being alone, crying silently in the middle of the night, and then quietly re-strengthening, so I rarely make people sad. So after tears, I seldom bring sadness to others.
26. I don't sleep at night and I'm not sleepy in broad daylight. I sleep and dream as long as possible. I sneeze when I'm fine. I have a runny nose occasionally. I cry when I hear sad songs, and I want to cry when I see sad TV dramas. Lovelorn is like a bayonet stuck in your heart, which makes you unable to breathe.
27. Bitter medicine makes people cry, which is more desperate than lovelorn.
28. Being lovelorn makes people cry, disappointed, sad, listless and even lose confidence in love life. However, something good will always happen after lovelorn.
29. Love makes people cry, but friendship dries up. Thanks to the person who can comfort me until dawn, I think I will be fine. Will I recover after I have finished all the things that a lovelorn person can do? . .
30. Although the onion has no heart, it will make people cry when it is cut. The person who secretly loves tears because of the entanglement of secret love, the person who loves is sweet because of the sweetness of love, and the person who is lovelorn is bitter because he has lost his taste.
3 1, lovelorn seems to be a very painful thing. People can't help but cry and feel sad. So, it seems that I have never been in love. The saddest time is also self-righteous pain, immersed in imaginary sadness. I am really a selfish person, and I love myself the most, haha.
32. Being lovelorn and losing a good and important friend is the saddest and most tearful thing.
33. It is said that birth and death are irresistible, and old age erodes life. Who doesn't understand. But who can really be prepared to lose anyone in life? You know, it's death, never to be seen again, never to return, which is so shameful. You don't know if there is really a heaven. You don't know anything. You failed the exam and fell in love, so many things that make people cry can be saved. As for the word death, you can't touch it, and you can't afford it.
34. Today's Youth Day, I watched youth. There is a saying that youth is nostalgic. Watching movies to recall our youth, going crazy, playing together and crying together with roommates, those past events are really hard to forget, as well as the distressing first love, the germination of love and the heartache of lovelorn, which have become our infinite memories in the future.
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