Kneel for funny jokes ~ ~ ~ Friends are tour guides. How fast you tell jokes on the road! ! !

1. A junior boy shouted to the chef in the dining hall window A: "What beans did you fry for me?" "Meat", the master replied. "What?" Boys are louder. "Meat", the master is a little impatient. The boy asked loudly again three times. The master finally understood and added a spoonful of meat to the boy's lunch box. I love you all my life! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! Life can't live without you! Only I know your heart best! Your eyes are the gentlest! ! To understand my mind, please look at the third word of each sentence. The milk sold in a shop is heavily watered and tastes extremely weak. A customer reported to the Quality Supervision Bureau. After the test, mix the milk with 5 times of water. The quality supervisor asked the shopkeeper, "Is this called milk?" The shopkeeper said with a straight face, "It's really milk, but it's buffalo milk." One day, Wang Laohan bought a donkey from the market. On the way home with the donkey,

Two thieves followed quietly, one untied the rope leading the donkey and put it on the other thief.

Around his neck, and then took the donkey away.

When he got home, Wang Laohan looked back and saw that the donkey had disappeared, but behind him was a young man.

People.

"Where's my donkey?" Wang Laohan asked in surprise.

"That's the way it is." The thief replied. If I am not filial to my parents, the gods will turn me into.

I met a kind person like you and bought me. The gods turned me into a man again.

"Let's go!" Wang Laohan untied the rope and said, "I can't be filial to my father in the future."

Mom, or she will become a donkey. "

The next day, Wang Laohan came to collect the bill again and accidentally found the one that was released yesterday.

Donkey, a person is selling.

Wang Laohan went over and said loudly to the donkey's long ears with his mouth, "Young man, this time is ok."

Nobody can save you! Three turtles came to a restaurant and asked for three cakes. As soon as things were served, they found that there was no money.

The tortoise said: I am the oldest, of course, I don't have to go back to withdraw money.

The tortoise said: it is most suitable to send a small tortoise.

The little turtle said, I can go back and get the money, but after I leave, none of you can touch my cake! The tortoise and the tortoise promised, and the little tortoise left.

Because their bellies were empty, the tortoise quickly ate up his cake. However, the little turtle has been missing for a long time. On the third day, the tortoise was so hungry that they all said, let's eat the tortoise's share.

Just as they were about to start eating, the little turtle's voice came from next door: "If you dare to touch my cake, I won't go back to get the money!" " "