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A short story on the bus
"I can't drink any more, I'm already drunk!" At the toast party for the start of the new school year, Professor Zhen, who was over 50 years old and couldn't drink enough, frantically escaped from the banquet hall, wandered all the way to Chrysanthemum with a serpentine pace and got on the No.38 bus.
Professor Zhen is really a little drunk. He sat in the seat behind the back door and clung to the armrest. The swaying bus made him almost vomit several times, and he held back.
There are several old people standing on Yunshan Station. After the seats were full, there was still a white-haired aunt who didn't sit down. Some young people in the seats pretend to sleep, some play mobile phones, some listen to music and turn a blind eye. Professor Zhen couldn't sit still, thinking that young people would give up their seats if they didn't. Compared with my white-haired aunt, I am still young, so I stood up and said, "Old man, come and sit with me!" " "
The white-haired aunt sat down and looked at Professor Zhen gratefully: "Thank you, young man!" " "
"Ha ha ha ha old man, I'm over 50 and still young!" Professor Zhen's dizzy joy.
"I'm over seventy years old. Aren't you a young man in front of me? " The white-haired aunt praised gracefully: "But you really can't see that it is not easy to give up your seat at this age after 50 years old!"
"The old man's house, I am an educator, precept by example, first of all, you should set an example, what you do can work! Young people will give me a seat in the future. " Professor Zhen grabbed the back door pole and shook with the car, trying not to vomit.
Buses are becoming more and more crowded. When the bus arrived at the station of the Third People's Hospital, several pregnant women and women with children got on. Those young people who pretend to sleep, play mobile phones and listen to music still pretend not to see them, as if they are not going to give up their seats.
Seeing this, Professor Zhen was so angry that he couldn't bear it any longer. He shouted through the wine, "Hey! Young people who pretend to sleep, play mobile phones and listen to music don't see pregnant women and women with children? Even my 50-year-old man gave up his seat. Why are you still indifferent? No wonder Yun-peng Yue's cross talk "I can't stand it" was so popular this Spring Festival Evening, so it was you who approved it! You'll be old, too. You also have a wife, children, and children. What should you do when you need help at home? Don't give your seat to pregnant women and women with children! "
"Yes, citizens of national civilized cities should not be like this, which is a disgrace to our city! ..... "White-haired aunt and other passengers in the car also echoed the condemnation.
Those young people who pretend to sleep, play mobile phones and listen to music are suddenly awakened and flushed. They were embarrassed. When they looked at Professor Zhen, they were all angry. Finally, they stood up and left. ...
When the bus arrived at Watergate Bridge, the white-haired aunt smiled and blessed Professor Zhen who was about to get off the bus: "Young man, you are not an old man, you are a kind person, and you will have good luck!"
"Grandpa, thank you!" The blessing of my white-haired aunt, like a clear spring, moistens Professor Zhen, who walks home with a pleasant whistle. It seems that the wine has awakened. Go straight. He feels that what he did on the bus today is still in place. He thinks he is really still a young man! ……
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