Jokes about typos and typos

Dinner: "Madam boss, how much does a bowl of dumplings cost?" (How much does it cost to sleep for one night?)

Woman boss: "Rogue!" (60 cents)

Dinner: "It's so cheap! I want three bowls!" (I want three nights)

I went home on the weekend when I was in school. I got addicted to cigarettes after dinner, so I planned to use it as an excuse to go for a walk. When I was changing my shoes at the door, my dad asked me why I was going there. I said, "Go smoke a cigarette!" As a result, my father found a pack of 555 from me and beat me severely.

2. Once I went to my wife after coming out from my mother’s place. When I saw my wife, I habitually shouted: “Mom!”

3. When I went to work in the morning, I found that my bicycle was not there. I was angry, so I wanted to ask my mother to push me outside the door to cheer me up.

In the end, I said: "Push my tire out." Mom was confused. I smiled and quickly corrected it, but the result was: "Put some air in my car!"

4. Once I was driving, and the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: "Why are you driving without a condom?"

5. Once when I was in the toilet, I ran out of paper. I said to my wife: "Bring me the paper towel!"

6. A girl was heartbroken, and I advised her: "Two-legged toads are hard to find, but there are plenty of three-legged men!" "

7. Two people were arguing, and suddenly someone next to them said: "You are really full and have nothing to do!"

8. Colleagues are arguing with others and are anxious. He opened his mouth and said, "Do you think I grew up eating?" I have always wondered what he grew up on.

10. I was reading posts while eating, and reading classics to my wife, which made her laugh to death, so she said to me: "Read it after you finish eating, otherwise your brain will suffer from indigestion!"

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