Funny sentences about waiting until I get rich

When I have money, I will buy two laptops, one for mobile games and one for QQ.

When I have money, I will buy multiple airplanes at the airport, one to fly during the day and one to fly at night.

When I have money, I will build two swimming pools, one for hair washing and one for foot massage.

When I have money, I will wear a facial mask every day, one for my face and one for my butt.

When I have money, I will become a beggar and hire 100 beggars to throw money into my bowl.

When I get rich, I will build two private villas, one for people and one for farming.

When I get rich, I can buy all the luxury cosmetics and don’t have to wait for them to expire. I will use Dabao.

When I get rich, I will fight professionally on the street. I will slap him in the face and see who doesn’t slap him. I will spend money to stab him to death.

When I get rich, I will marry another wife, and one will make money for the other to spend.

When I get rich, I will go to the mobile building every day to buy China Unicom cards!

When I get rich, I will buy two BMW 5 series, and one will drive in front of me. , one is driving behind, and I am still riding a bicycle in the middle!

When I have money, I can buy 1.3 billion bicycles and get one for each person in China. I will take the bus and see who it is. How dare you squeeze me!

When I get rich, I will hire two nannies, one to serve me and the other to take care of me.

When I have money, my wife will marry two, and one will be used during the day. Use it overnight.

When I have money, I will build two bathrooms. If I want to go to the men's room, I go to the men's room, and if I want to go to the women's room, I go to the women's room.

When I have money, I can hire dozens of people and divide them into two groups. Half of them will help me make deposits and the other half will help me with withdrawals. The financial institution will only ask for my services and let you arrange them. It’s hard to wait in long lines!

When I have money, I can buy two pairs of the same underwear, one on the inside and one on the outside like Spider-Man.

When I have money, there will be three cars parked side by side under the green light at each intersection. Stop there every day to make life difficult for others. I pay the penalty and pay it in advance. It works.

When I get rich, I will set up two companies, one with me as the boss, and one with me as the employee. If I want to fire the boss, I will fire the boss, and if I want to fire the employees, I will fire the employees.

When I have money, I will buy two basins for foot massage, one to wash my left leg and one to wash my right leg.

When I have money, I will install two central air conditioners in the house. Turn them on full, one for cooling and one for heating. It will blow warm air, cold air, and warm air.

When I have money, I will buy a large apartment with two bathrooms, one for defecation and one for peeing.

When I get rich, I can buy all the luxury cosmetics and don’t have to wait for them to expire. I will use Dabao.

When I have money, I will buy two mobile phones, one for listening to music and one for taking pictures.

When I get rich, I will buy several pairs of shoes and wear one pair on the sole of my foot.

When I had money, I bought two computer keyboards, one for typing and one for foot massage. I typed when I wanted to and massaged when I wanted.

When I get rich, I will definitely go to an area with beautiful scenery to live in seclusion.

If I have money, I will buy two candies. You can watch me eat one, and I will eat one for you!

When I have money, I will go to the street in broad daylight. When I fell into the trap of being a beggar, some people would bow to me and I would give them banknotes. I would go to a hotel to perform on the street at night, and I would give banknotes to anyone who listened to my full erhu.

When I have money, I will be late for work every day - isn’t it just that I will deduct 10 yuan for being late? I will give you 1 million, and you can play with it!

Wait for me If you have money, you can send a short message twice, allowing you to save one and delete one.

When I have money. Buy 2 of the same underwear, wear one on the inside and one on the outside like Spider-Man.

When I have money, I will buy two BMW 5 series, one will clear the road in front, one will protect the car behind, and I will ride a bicycle in the middle!