Jokes about 520, jokes about 520

1, let me say one thing seriously now: if you didn't buy a gift on May 13, your mother must still be your mother. 5.20 If you don't buy gifts, it's hard to say whether your girlfriend is your girlfriend!

2. It's almost 520, and I have a small wish that can come true: lovers can't stay at home!

3, everyone is looking forward to 520! 520 is actually a five-minute relationship, and the things of two people are all equal to 0 in the end. 520 is fake, only 502 is real, and a drop will last for three seconds and will never be separated. Even if it is separated, it will peel off.

4. The best actor who accepted the breakup order 520 years ago and earned extra money in acting, can play the former rich second generation, and the chairman who doesn't agree with your marriage, was born to be a younger brother with intellectual problems and dependent on you. If you want to break up but can't open your mouth, dare to find me and place an order quickly!

5. I recently found a perfect marriage age difference and gave it to men and women in love. 520: A 20-year-old beauty married a 50-year-old rich man. When a beautiful woman was 50 years old, the rich man died and the beautiful woman became a rich woman. Then the 50-year-old rich woman raised a 20-year-old handsome boy. Thirty years later, the rich woman died and the handsome boy became a rich man. Then a 50-year-old rich handsome guy marries a 20-year-old beautiful woman.