Examples of slip of the tongue

1. When I was a cashier, a woman once took a pack of sanitary napkins to pay the bill. After checking out, I wanted to say "please take care", but I accidentally said "please enjoy yourself" ...

2. In high school, a classmate talked about the situation in the Middle East in a chat and suddenly said: Hussein, the monkey kingdom of Jordan. burst into laughter ...

3. Anyone who collects duck feathers is called "collecting duck feathers" on the street, and have a chat with acquaintances. Speaking of acquaintances catching a cold, he shouted "catching a cold".

4. The most classic thing is to watch Tao tell an anecdote about his first time as a host. He never said that the opening ceremony was a curtain call ... What impressed me most was that he said that when he was hosting a party, he calmly walked up and said affectionately, "Friends, have you seen the Yellow River? Do you know it is our mother river ~ ~ "After introducing the Yellow River affectionately, he said," Let's listen to the songs of the Yangtze River. "

I remember I went for an outing with my colleagues. Colleagues got married, and then we had a barbecue. My colleague shouted to her husband: Honey, I don't know if peeling this onion is too exciting or something ... The result is: old onion ~ ~ You peel this man ~ ~

6. I remember that in junior high school, there was a class about the Great Northern Wilderness. The teacher asked us to read this text. There is a saying like this, "the pheasant flies into the rice cooker when the roe deer is caught for fish." When reading the text at the same table, I accidentally made a slip of the tongue and read it as "catching roe deer to catch fish, pheasant flying to bed" I was almost dizzy with laughter. Before she realized it, she seriously asked me what was going on.

7. I remember once telling my colleagues in the office that XXX was like a farmer, rustic, silly and cute. Everyone agreed, like a farmer, and suddenly the phone rang. The colleague who answered the phone actually said, hello, farmer! ~

8. I have a shy male classmate who goes to the canteen for breakfast. The man in the window asked him, what do you want? He lowered his head and said, I want ... I want ... a steamed stuffed bun. The guy stared at him for a long time and said, what do you want? Say it again? I want a steamed stuffed bun and a steamed stuffed bun ... Oh no! A bun and a loaf of bread! Dude, faint!

9. One day, I watched Muslim Funeral in my dormitory. The classmate asked, "What books are you so obsessed with?" I rushed to watch Stalin's Funeral, which made me laugh. Before I finished laughing, he said, "Hey, the screenwriter is Radar." Well, we were just studying radar collision avoidance class, and I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt.

10, I am most afraid of my uncle. I saw him on the album one day. I was so scared that I blurted out: "Collection! Are you here to arrest my uncle, too? "

1 1 in the Chinese class, the teacher said, "Turn your books to 120 yuan."

At the CCTV Spring Festival Gala on 12 and 20 15, Shen Teng called the last sentence "flattery" as "table tennis", which caused controversy.