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A happy story with parents, about 500 words

This is from my home, you can refer to it! !

I have a happy home, where my mother, father and I live. Each of our families has its own characteristics.

"Chameleon" Mom

My mother is a "chameleon". When my test score is above 95, my mother will smile and become a gentle mother. He and I were jumping up and down; but when my test scores were below 90 or I made undue mistakes, it would turn from cloudy to heavy rain, my face would turn red, and I would be scolded loudly. Is this what the legend says? "Hitting is affection, scolding is love"?

"Humorous" Dad

My dad is a "humorous king", and one thing made me change my view of him. Another time my dad came back and said to me with a smile: "Lele, after you finish eating, dad will tell you a joke." I looked at dad in surprise and thought to myself: "Why is dad so happy?" After dinner Finally, my father said: "It's time to tell jokes!" I saw him saying: "In class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming to use "dilemma" to make a sentence. Xiao Ming said, I was in a dilemma during the exam. The teacher asked again, it was the question "You can't do it, so you're in a dilemma?" Xiao Ming said, "No, it's because the answers from the left and right students are different, which puts me in a dilemma!" I burst out laughing, and even my usually serious mother burst out laughing. This is my dad.

"Timid" me

My biggest characteristic is timidity. I'm afraid of the dark and caterpillars... On a Wednesday afternoon, after waiting for a long time, my mother didn't come to pick me up, so I had to go home by myself. On the way, for some reason, I always felt that someone was behind me. When I turned around, there was nothing there. I secretly said to myself: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we'll be home in a minute." But my legs couldn't help but tremble. Suddenly, a rustling sound came to my ears. This sound was loud for a while, small for a while, close for a while, and far for a while. Not to mention how scary it was! My heart was pounding as if it was going to burst out of my body. I thought: Oops, the kind of ghost my grandma always talked about is coming. I held my head tightly and ran forward as hard as I could. After running for a while, I found that the ghost didn't catch up, so I slowed down. At this time, I noticed another black shadow slowly floating towards me. I immediately stood still, not even daring to breathe out, but my heart started beating wildly, as if I was carrying a rabbit. The black shadow was getting closer and closer to me, and I closed my eyes... "Is it Lele?" Hearing this familiar voice, I opened my eyes, and it turned out to be my mother! I threw myself into my mother's arms and burst into tears.

Some are nervous, some are lively, some are happy, and some are troubled. This is our happy family.