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What does it mean to write a composition with a stomachache?
It didn't hurt too much at first, and I didn't care much. At this time, my brother came running to me and said, "Let's go running!" " "I didn't want to promise at first, but I was afraid that my brother would ask me why. I'll tell him I have a stomachache. It's embarrassing.
I managed to squeeze out a smile and said, "All right!" We went downstairs and started running. "Why doesn't your stomach hurt?" I muttered under my breath.
This time, I was happy. I overtook my brother at once and flew like an arrow on the sidewalk. But after a while, my stomach suddenly trembled violently and began to hurt.
I have to stop. If you run any longer, your stomach will be gone. "Why don't you run?" The younger brother grinned. "Is it a stomachache?" My face turned red, and I said intermittently, "Mom, mom is calling us!" " "Still warm work at home! Why do I have a stomachache? Maybe I drank too much frozen strawberry milk yesterday! At that time, my mother also advised me to say, "Don't drink so much!" "But I heard with my own ears-I didn't hear it! Hey, if only I had listened to my mother.
What? The stomach is attacking! I rolled on the bed with my legs in my arms, and there was an unspeakable pain in my stomach. "What are you doing?" My brother asked me with a smile.
"Brother, why do you always appear at this time!" I said to myself. "No, it's nothing! I am practicing my stomachache! " "I see!" The younger brother said as he walked.
At this time, my stomach is a little better, but my throat feels like a piece of cotton and I can't breathe. I wrapped myself in a quilt and tried to close the window.
Just touching the window, my brother suddenly shouted, "Oh, my God! You can't do this! I am hot! " My brother came to stop me while screaming. "good! If you want to give me a stomachache, there is no way! " I pushed his hand away and slammed it off.
My brother suddenly became blindsided. Shit, my stomach hurts again! What shall we do? I shrink my stomach and finally feel better, but it still hurts.
Turn around inadvertently. Why is the window still open? Can I turn it off? So that's why I suddenly have a stomachache! I stood up to turn it off. Suddenly, a cold wind blew, cold! It seems to be winter in my stomach, and it's going to snow.
I squatted down and let my hands reach the limit. Enough! I pulled hard and turned it off a little. At this time, my stomach broke out! "ah!" It hurts me to death! Maybe it's because I snubbed it and wanted to get back at me.
After a while, my stomach finally calmed down. I secretly relieved.
2. A statement describing stomachache. A sharp oil suddenly rises, which makes my nerves ache. My stomach seems to have been stabbed by ten thousand burning sharp knives, and a stabbing pain spread all over my body. A burst of pain came at me like the tide of Qiantang River, wave after wave. I put my hand on my stomach, turned over on the bed, turned over, and uttered a heart-rending cry of pain in my mouth: "Ah-pain! Pain-pain! " I feel like I'm rolling in hell. As if in a cloudless clear sky in Wan Li, I suddenly tore a hole. In an instant, the darkness pierced my heart and spleen like a sharp knife, and the rotation stung, and the pain suddenly occupied my stomach.
After a while, the pain gradually disappeared. However, before long, another round of pain hit my body. For an instant, my stomach was like a devil at work, tumbling over the river, as if there had been a "nuclear explosion" in my stomach. Suddenly, my stomach seems to have been run over by a double-decker bus, and it seems that thousands of meteorites have pierced my gastric mucosa, and it seems that thousands of insects are gnawing at my stomach.
My stomach hurts more and more, my hands are tightly holding the quilt next to me, and my whole body keeps shaking, even the muscles on my face are shaking slightly. My face is pale, and my red face has become like a blank sheet of paper, without any luster. Suddenly, I felt cold all over and my face was soaked with cold sweat. I covered my stomach and rolled on the bed, and the quilt sheets were in a mess, as if I had a fight. At this time, I can't help but see myself in the mirror. The muscles on the face are twisted into a ball like a twist, the eyebrows are wrinkled, the muscles in the middle are like a hill, and the wrinkles on the forehead are like ferocious cracks on dry land. A few drops of cold sweat came out from my forehead. I tried to close my eyes, and tears came out of my ferocious eyes. I couldn't help it anymore, crying "wow-wow-". Pain torments my stomach again and again.
3. The story of stomachache, the composition can be fine and the description is delicate. This morning, I don't know why, I just got up and my stomach hurt.
I lay in bed, covering my stomach with my hands, covered with a quilt, and bent down to relieve the pain caused by my stomach. However, my stomach still hurts, as if there are bugs in my stomach, and the bugs are jumping around in my stomach; It seems that the bugs in my stomach are having a big party and eating happily in my stomach; It's like my stomach is crawling with bugs, and bugs are eating my stomach.
I was so painful that I rolled on the bed, wrapped all the quilts around myself and turned myself into a big zongzi. My mother saw a bowl of hot tea as hot as a torch and said to me, "Maybe it's because you accidentally opened the quilt to sleep last night and now you have a cold." Hearing this, I drank this bowl of tea while it was hot. After a while, my stomach finally stopped hurting. I thought my stomach would get better gradually. Who knows? I don't know why suddenly my stomach hurts again. Last night, my cousin who lives in my house came to me and said, "Maybe your stomach hurts again, hurry up!" " Maybe eat a loaf of bread and your stomach won't hurt. Hearing this, I remembered the last time I had a stomachache, which was a stomachache. I just ate a bowl of rice, and then my stomach stopped hurting. I picked up the bread while thinking and began to eat. However, after eating bread for a long time, my stomach still hurts. At this time, I suddenly want to go to the toilet. I rushed into the toilet and took a shit. Alas! It is much more comfortable now.
4. Looks composition My father has a stomachache. He has a chubby head and a pair of boss glasses on his watery eyes. What a poor nose! I really owed my eyes in my last life, carrying its armor for my eyes.
As soon as I took off my glasses, there were two small pits on my nose. My father has a big mouth, too, but his mouth is very protective. My father has a strong mouth. A mouth is a joke, which makes everyone laugh hard.
Is there any magic in his mouth? I want to see what happened. So, while my father was sleeping soundly and his mouth was wide open, I climbed into bed carefully. My horse's head was in front of my father's face. I reached out and touched it and pulled his mouth.
"Oh, oh ... what are you doing?" Dad woke up and shouted at me. I quickly said, "I'm looking for your magic."
"What a mess, what does this have to do with my mouth?" I watched my father touch his mouth inexplicably and felt very funny. I said to him, "I'm curious, how can your mouth say so many interesting things?" "Silly boy, it's not a matter of mouth, it's a lot of knowledge in the stomach." Dad opened his mouth wide and smiled again.
5. What are the sentences describing stomachache?
1. I put my hand on my stomach and rolled over on the bed. My mouth creaked and gave out heartbreaking pain: "ah-it hurts!" Pain-pain! " I feel like I'm rolling in hell.
2. Roll in your stomach.
Her face turns from yellow to red, purple and then white. Sweat dripped from the palm of her hand, and she kept trembling, even losing the strength to speak.
4. It seems that my intestines hurt so much.
Xiao Ming suddenly felt his stomach tighten, and then the sudden pain woke him up from his dream. His stomach seemed to be playing tricks on the devil, so Xiao Ming had to put his hand over his stomach and cry loudly.
6. There is no one in the class. I was sweeping the floor, and my stomach suddenly hurt, and then I felt a dull pain.
7. Colic, chills, and cold sweat.
I have a terrible stomachache. Sweat ran down my head. I'm not hungry. I'm in pain
9. He covered his stomach with his hand, sweaty and pale, and then went to the toilet fifteen times.
10. My stomach hurts like a knife.
1 1. There seems to be a hundred old rats biting in their bellies.
12. A sharp pain oil rose and stung my nerves. My stomach seems to have been stabbed by ten thousand burning sharp knives, and a stabbing pain spread all over my body.
13. I have no strength at all, and I feel in a cold sweat. I feel like I'm pulling my stomach.
14. The brain stops working completely, the eyes are sparkling, or sometimes it is dark, and the whole face has no half silk color.
15. A blunt knife cut back and forth in the stomach and stabbed it intermittently.
6. The composition teacher with a stomachache still comes to class with a stomachache.
This afternoon, Mr. Han came to our class sick. That's the second class in the afternoon. As soon as Mr. Han entered the classroom, he rubbed his stomach there. I thought it was strange, and I thought, hey! Why does Mr. Han rub his stomach as soon as he enters the classroom door? I looked at Mr. Han doubtfully. Teacher Han found me looking at her and said, "What are you doing?" ! Why are you looking at me like that? "Then, the whole class helped me say," Miss Han, why are you holding your stomach? "Korea's teacher said with a smile on his face," don't worry. Come and do your class homework, the group leader. "As soon as the students' classroom homework was handed over to them, Teacher Tan came. He said to Teacher Han," Why don't I do it? " Teacher Han said, "OK, you can go! I happen to have a stomachache. " It suddenly dawned on us that we had cracked Miss Han's secret. Why is she covering her stomach? Because teacher Han has a stomachache. Teacher Tan added: "When we get home, our diary will say' Teacher Han is in class with illness'." Teacher Han said, "Why don't you go to the third quarter! Forget it! You go! " Teacher Tan came back to give us lessons again. This lesson mainly talks about how to keep a diary, which is a good diary.
In order to let us study, our teacher, Miss Han, kept us in class. If he tells us, we'll let Mr. Han rest, and we won't be able to attend this class.
Our teacher is the best and greatest teacher!
I am still at home today. Do you know why? Are you still taking the long vacation of 10. 1? Number. No, no. This is because I have a stomachache, so I didn't go to school. I felt very uncomfortable at school yesterday morning, listless and my head still hurts. In the second class, my stomach began to hurt and I wanted to vomit. It's really hard! After the third class, I rushed out of the classroom with my school newspaper. Unfortunately, it is still too late. On the first floor corridor, I threw up. Seeing that the situation was not good, I took the school newspaper and went straight to the toilet, throwing up enough.
I'm really upset with my stomach. I'll call you after I vomit. My mother promised to pick me up. During the music class, she came to take me home. /kloc-0: 30, my mother took me to the Second Affiliated Hospital (Children's Hospital) to see a doctor. After waiting for more than four hours, it's finally my turn! My mother woke me up from my sleep.
The doctor told me that my illness was gastroenteritis. I shouldn't eat greasy food, I shouldn't be angry and I shouldn't have indigestion. The most important thing is not to drink more water. How strange! I have a fever, and my mother took me for an injection. Hey, I haven't had an injection for a long time, and I'm a little at a loss. Fortunately, I have grown up and am not afraid of pain. An injection is like being bitten by a mosquito, and it's nothing.
I finally finished eating, but I still have a stomachache, alas! ! ! I tried. Now I have a small bag in each hand.
8. I have a stomachache In the afternoon, at school, I had a stomachache.
Began to have a stomachache under the basketball stand in the playground. There was a classmate next to me, and I endured the pain and went back to the classroom. We ran back to the classroom together. When I got to the classroom, I sat in my seat. My classmates didn't ask me if my stomach hurts. I told my deskmate that I had a stomachache, and my deskmate told Mr. Xiao, and then the whole class knew.
After class, my stomach hurts again when I walk and bend over. It doesn't matter if you move your hands, feet or head, it hurts when your body moves your stomach. Later, I had a terrible stomachache and began to cry. Teacher Xiao called my mother and asked her to take me to see a doctor. Mom's here. Take me to the hospital. My mother drove me to the hospital, and my stomach still hurt on the way. After I saw my mother, I cried even harder than before. Mom said I had a relapse.
I went to the hospital for a B-ultrasound and learned that it was lymphadenopathy. The doctor prescribed some medicine for me first. There is a white potion, and the doctor said, "Drink the white potion if you have a stomachache." I drank the potion and my stomach stopped hurting.
9. Describe the scene when he had a stomachache 1. Xiao Ming suddenly felt his stomach tighten. Then, the sudden pain woke him up from his dream, and there seemed to be something in his stomach.
The devil was at work, so Xiao Ming had to cover his stomach with his hand and cry.
2, a sharp pain arises spontaneously, * * * my nerves.
My stomach seems to be stabbed by ten thousand burning sharp knives, and a stabbing pain spreads all over my body. A burst of pain came at me like the tide of Qiantang River, wave after wave.
4. My stomach is like a devil at work. It seems that there was a "nuclear explosion" in my stomach.
My stomach seems to have been run over by a double-decker bus, and it seems that tens of thousands of meteorites have pierced my gastric mucosa, and it seems that tens of thousands of bugs are gnawing at my stomach.
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