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Seeking campus ghost stories
Everyone said yes after listening. At night, everyone was lying in the bed where they slept ten years ago, so someone suggested telling ghost stories. At that time, the dormitory owner first said that there was an old tree behind their old house, which was cut down and blood flowed straight out. When it was dug out, a female corpse was buried under the tree ... everyone said it was boring; The second child told a strange story that happened in their city: a young man rode home late at night and met a single woman. She asked for a ride, so he let her sit in the back seat of the car. Later, I happened to look back, but I saw the woman with pale face and red tongue ... everyone said the story was a bit interesting; Next, the third child went on to say. The third is the host of the "Sleeping Party" in our dormitory, and telling jokes and dirty jokes is the most active. However, this evening is a bit boring. First of all, I refuse to talk about it. After a long delay, I said, "It's not that I won't talk. I'm afraid I will scare you. " Everyone said it, so you should talk more. I can't sleep for a long night. Say it. The third child couldn't let go, so he told the following story: You still remember "Asai", that is, our monitor, the fourth child in our dormitory, committed suicide before graduation. The direct reason why Lao Si committed suicide was to break up with his girlfriend Hong Er, who was originally an affectionate person and liked beautiful girls very much. In fact, no one likes beautiful girls. Because I like them so much, everyone calls him "Asai". However, he was moved by his true feelings for Honger. The blow of lovelorn love is also very heavy. I think everyone still remembers the scene of that day: when I woke up, my fourth son disappeared from the dormitory, only to find that he left a suicide note on the shop, about 5,000 words, to the effect that Honger no longer loves me, and really doesn't love me ┅ ┅ ┅ ┅ ┅ ┅.
Yes, that morning, the school mobilized all the teachers and students to look for the fourth child. Thinking about "hanging the southeast branch", I went to several scenic groves; Thinking of "lifting the body to clean the pool", I went to the pool in the west of the school to breed turtles. We have traveled almost all over the city. Finally, someone thought of Honger. She should know the clue. However, according to some girls, Honger was in a bad mood these days and went to another university. So a large crowd gathered at the university at once. When we arrived, Honger was still having breakfast. When she heard the news, her beautiful face turned white at once. After a period of calm, she led everyone to a building where they often chatted on the roof. She said she must be there, but she was really scared and didn't even want to go to the scene. We got there, and sure enough, Old Four wandered in front of the building. Seeing us, I immediately made up my mind to commit suicide. He ran quickly to the fifth floor and waved. However, the moment he jumped down, he seemed to think that the fifth floor was a little too high (Lao Si said he was afraid of heights). Later, Lao Si chose the fourth floor, then the third floor, the second floor ... Finally, Lao Si seems to have committed suicide from the steps on the first floor. Burying his face when he jumped down, he shouted that none of you should leave me, and then plopped down on the ground and cried. Many people watch, many people laugh.
Well, this is the first time that Old Four "committed suicide". Of course, he failed. But Lao Si's self-abandonment directly affected his low prestige in everyone's mind. The story of Lao Si's "suicide" has been a joke for a long time. I remember that the second child created a painting specially for this purpose. The fourth child in the painting presents us with a sad back with black high-heeled shoes clearly printed on it. During that time, a topic was specially set up at the "Sleeping Party" in our dormitory at night, and it was agreed to comfort the old man: the boss said that the old four should not be too sad. I don't remember the famous saying when a young tutor came to give a speech at school last time. Why don't gentlemen marry! I also said, there are plenty of fish in the sea, so why do you need a university to find someone? Not only the quantity is small, but also the quality is not very good. The boss is right, old four, relax, men don't flick when they have tears! The fifth said that the fourth cried. Don't talk nonsense Old four can easily see crying under the covers, don't you think, old four? Old six said don't be discouraged, old four, no one sympathizes with you, we sympathize with you; Before everyone could fully express their opinions, Old Four came out of the bed, with a crying and vicious voice: "Don't underestimate me, one day I really committed suicide, because you bastards forced me!" This has a spooky smell. Later, we finally understood that the words of Lao Si foretold a tragedy. Yes, and then fourth committed suicide for the second time. It's still such a bright morning, still such a sad suicide note, or the building I went to. When Lao Si committed suicide for the second time, to be honest, all of us didn't take it seriously. I remember Lao Wu and I shouted at him: Jump, didn't Du Qiu jump! I didn't expect this boy not to be afraid of heights this time. He really jumped off the fifth floor and fell like an adult. Blood and brains flowed in such a big pool. I was the head of the dormitory at that time. Remember taking a group photo in our dormitory before graduation? Later, I told you that the photos were not well developed, but they were not at all. I didn't want to tell you at first, but you forced me to tell a ghost story tonight, so I had to tell you clearly. The reason why I don't give you photos is that we can clearly see the photos of seven people, but after the photos are developed, there are obviously eight people in the photos! That man is-old four!
The story of the third child was finished, and the dormitory was silent.
Suddenly someone was laughing, laughing in the dark for no reason. This is the laughter of the old four!
Look, in the bed of Old Four, I don't know when a person has been lying. ...
Isn't that him! ! !
This year's "May Day" is the 50th anniversary of S School. After the activity, several of our old classmates came to their dormitory 1 14. In a hurry, I graduated for ten years, and when I mentioned the past, everyone was deeply touched. In the evening, the students in this dormitory said that since there are several senior sisters living here, it is a holiday for school today, so it is very memorable to stay here for one night.
Everyone said yes after listening. At night, everyone was lying in the bed where they slept ten years ago, so someone suggested telling ghost stories. At that time, the dormitory owner first said that there was an old tree behind their old house, which was cut down and blood flowed straight out. When it was dug out, a female corpse was buried under the tree ... everyone said it was boring; The second child told a strange story that happened in their city: a young man rode home late at night and met a single woman. She asked for a ride, so he let her sit in the back seat of the car. Later, I happened to look back, but I saw the woman with pale face and red tongue ... everyone said the story was a bit interesting; Next, the third child went on to say. The third is the host of the "Sleeping Party" in our dormitory, and telling jokes and dirty jokes is the most active. However, this evening is a bit boring. First of all, I refuse to talk about it. After a long delay, I said, "It's not that I won't talk. I'm afraid I will scare you. " Everyone said it, so you should talk more. I can't sleep for a long night. Say it. The third child couldn't let go, so he told the following story: You still remember "Asai", that is, our monitor, the fourth child in our dormitory, committed suicide before graduation. The direct reason why Lao Si committed suicide was to break up with his girlfriend Hong Er, who was originally an affectionate person and liked beautiful girls very much. In fact, no one likes beautiful girls. Because I like them so much, everyone calls him "Asai". However, he was moved by his true feelings for Honger. The blow of lovelorn love is also very heavy. I think everyone still remembers the scene of that day: when I woke up, my fourth son disappeared from the dormitory, only to find that he left a suicide note on the shop, about 5,000 words, to the effect that Honger no longer loves me, and really doesn't love me ┅ ┅ ┅ ┅ ┅ ┅.
Yes, that morning, the school mobilized all the teachers and students to look for the fourth child. Thinking about "hanging the southeast branch", I went to several scenic groves; Thinking of "lifting the body to clean the pool", I went to the pool in the west of the school to breed turtles. We have traveled almost all over the city. Finally, someone thought of Honger. She should know the clue. However, according to some girls, Honger was in a bad mood these days and went to another university. So a large crowd gathered at the university at once. When we arrived, Honger was still having breakfast. When she heard the news, her beautiful face turned white at once. After a period of calm, she led everyone to a building where they often chatted on the roof. She said she must be there, but she was really scared and didn't even want to go to the scene. We got there, and sure enough, Old Four wandered in front of the building. Seeing us, I immediately made up my mind to commit suicide. He ran quickly to the fifth floor and waved. However, the moment he jumped down, he seemed to think that the fifth floor was a little too high (Lao Si said he was afraid of heights). Later, Lao Si chose the fourth floor, then the third floor, the second floor ... Finally, Lao Si seems to have committed suicide from the steps on the first floor. Burying his face when he jumped down, he shouted that none of you should leave me, and then plopped down on the ground and cried. Many people watch, many people laugh.
Well, this is the first time that Old Four "committed suicide". Of course, he failed. But Lao Si's self-abandonment directly affected his low prestige in everyone's mind. The story of Lao Si's "suicide" has been a joke for a long time. I remember that the second child created a painting specially for this purpose. The fourth child in the painting presents us with a sad back with black high-heeled shoes clearly printed on it. During that time, a topic was specially set up at the "Sleeping Party" in our dormitory at night, and it was agreed to comfort the old man: the boss said that the old four should not be too sad. I don't remember the famous saying when a young tutor came to give a speech at school last time. Why don't gentlemen marry! I also said, there are plenty of fish in the sea, so why do you need a university to find someone? Not only the quantity is small, but also the quality is not very good. The boss is right, old four, relax, men don't flick when they have tears! The fifth said that the fourth cried. Don't talk nonsense Old four can easily see crying under the covers, don't you think, old four? Old six said don't be discouraged, old four, no one sympathizes with you, we sympathize with you; Before everyone could fully express their opinions, Old Four came out of the bed, with a crying and vicious voice: "Don't underestimate me, one day I really committed suicide, because you bastards forced me!" This has a spooky smell. Later, we finally understood that the words of Lao Si foretold a tragedy. Yes, and then fourth committed suicide for the second time. It's still such a bright morning, still such a sad suicide note, or the building I went to. When Lao Si committed suicide for the second time, to be honest, all of us didn't take it seriously. I remember Lao Wu and I shouted at him: Jump, didn't Du Qiu jump! I didn't expect this boy not to be afraid of heights this time. He really jumped off the fifth floor and fell like an adult. Blood and brains flowed in such a big pool. I was the head of the dormitory at that time. Remember taking a group photo in our dormitory before graduation? Later, I told you that the photos were not well developed, but they were not at all. I didn't want to tell you at first, but you forced me to tell a ghost story tonight, so I had to tell you clearly. The reason why I don't give you photos is that we can clearly see the photos of seven people, but after the photos are developed, there are obviously eight people in the photos! That man is-old four!
The story of the third child was finished, and the dormitory was silent.
Suddenly someone was laughing, laughing in the dark for no reason. This is the laughter of the old four!
Look, in the bed of Old Four, I don't know when a person has been lying. ...
Isn't that him! ! !
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