Seek classic dialogue jokes, not many, but fine.

The conversation between the boss and the employees on vacation

When I asked my boss for leave, the boss wrote this letter and answered me like this:

Do you want to take a day off? See what you want from the company.

You can work 365 days a year.

52 weeks a year, you have two days off every week, leaving 26 1 day to work.

You are absent from work every day 16 hours. If you subtract 170 days, 9 1 day remains.

You spend 30 minutes drinking coffee every day, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 68 days.

The time you spend on lunch every day is 1 hour, 46 days and 22 days.

Usually you take two sick days a year, so your working hours are only 20 days.

There are five holidays every year, the company doesn't go to work, and you only work 15 days.

The company generously gives you 14 days holiday every year, and you work 1 day.

You want to take a day off?