The funniest yellow joke.

1 The man said to his female colleague, "I put 300 yuan on the ground. Can you pick it up and let me insert it? "

The female colleague made up her mind and called her husband.

Her husband thought, "How long will it take? I guess I can't take off my pants, so I agreed. "

Half an hour later, her husband called her and asked how it was going.

But I heard my wife panting and saying, "This goat, him!" " Him! He put all the coins! "

2. A beautiful woman came to admire the new laptop bought by a male colleague.

After reading the computer and computer bag, the beauty suddenly said, "Your foreskin is so soft!" " "

The male colleague was shocked after listening! !

Then the beauty said, "Let me open it."

Chatting with a group of female colleagues this afternoon. Suddenly someone said that I am not a man. I am very angry. I said, you say I'm not, then I'll show you. The girls all laughed, and one of them was the best. He said: ~ ~ ~ ~ I took out my ID card.

4. A man went to the business hall to renew the fee.

Man: "I pay the broadband fee for half a year."

Waitress: "It's best to pay once a year."

Man: "but I only brought money for half a year!" " "