A joke that amuses a girl in a bad mood.

A joke that amuses a girl in a bad mood.

A joke that makes a girl in a bad mood happy. If a boy can make a girl happy with his humorous chatting skills, then she can improve her affection for you and bring them closer together. Let's look at a joke that makes a girl sad and makes her happy.

The girl is in a bad mood, which makes her very happy. 1 1, I sang lonely sandbar, and I was out of tune. The first two sentences were miserable. I used to sing "Grandpa" night after night. My grandfather in the sky must be very warm to hear.

2. Chatting with a big brother in the hospital at noon. He was called mentally retarded at night, and now he doubts his IQ.

I just dialed 10086, and the customer service girl asked me what I needed. I said to her, "Nothing, just to pay a New Year call to you." I heard the customer service girl almost cry, and then gave me her phone number.

4.o said to Q: Look, brother, we have only been in the bureau for a few years, and our waists are thick and our stomachs are round. Only you and I know what we have done, but don't let people hold on to you, or we will both be finished. On the surface, I was naked and had nothing. I thought it was zero.

5. Tofu mother came to the kindergarten to pick up the children. The teacher asked, Mrs. Tofu, do you like hot pot? Mother Tofu: I like it very much! Teacher: Great! ..... When playing hide-and-seek in the afternoon, your children hid in the refrigerator.

6. A cockroach passed by you that day. You greet it and say, "Xiao Qiang, where are you going?" Xiao Qiang was dumbfounded, looked at you in surprise, and then said to you, "Pig head, how do you know my screen name?" You also want to know why even Xiao Qiang knows you are a pig. I'm watching. I feel guilty. I told him. Is it shameful to let others know that you are a pig? Why can't Xiao Qiang know?

7. Feng Gong: "Audience friends, I miss you so much. Did you add me to Weibo? " Jiang Kun: "The times have developed and science and technology have advanced. Hey, I recently used a new gadget called Weibo. " Huang Hong: "The Internet is so popular that everyone wears a scarf. If you find a college lover, don't tell your wife. " Guo: "Wife, I really didn't add her Weibo first!

8.Q said to Q: Stand up straight and don't get down. Q said to q: it's too rigid, easy to fold and difficult to confuse.

9. A good gay friend recently wanted to rob because of lack of money, but he didn't have stockings at home and couldn't afford equipment, so I took out a mask and put it on him thoughtfully!

10. A cat caught a mouse and was about to bite. The mouse begged, Brother, if you let me go, I will tell you a big secret. The cat asked, What's the secret? The mouse said: I found that your wife had an abnormal relationship with a cat. If you let me go, I will tell you who he is. The cat bit the mouse angrily and said, How dare you lie to me? I've been divorced for a year.

A joke that makes girls happy when they are in a bad mood. A mental patient fishes in an empty fish tank every day.

A nurse jokingly asked, "How many fish did you catch today?"

The mental patient jumped up and shouted, "What's the matter with you? Can't you see that the fish tank is empty? "

2. "You see I am as strong as a bull, because I eat beef every day."

"Really, but I eat fish every day. Why can't I swim now? "

3. Let's chat: Where there is water, there should be fish.

Lao Li: I don't think so. Is there any fish in the open bottle?

4. "section chief, I sent you some fat and big carp."

"Oh, it's the company's rectification. I can't accept this fish."

"Then I'll give it to your wife!"

"I can't control this, she is a mass."

5. "Hey, why did you pour the medicine into the lake?"

"I want to feed the fish some appetizers. The fish here have a bad appetite and don't eat the bait I made with sesame oil. "

6. My classmate is plump and likes singing. He sang Richie Jen's song while washing clothes: "I am a fish ..."

I smiled: "How can there be such a fat fish?"

He said with a straight face, "haven't you seen dolphins?" ! "

7. Sleeping in class: A student sleeps in class and is found by the teacher. Teacher: "Why do you sleep in class?" A student: "I didn't sleep!" " "Teacher:" Then why do you close your eyes? "A student:" I'm closing my eyes! ""Teacher: "Then why do you nod?" A student: "What you just said is very reasonable!" " "Teacher:" Then why are you drooling? A student: "teacher, you speak with relish!" "

The girl is in a bad mood, which makes her very happy. 3 1: Sleeping in class: A student sleeps in class and is found by the teacher. Teacher: "Why do you sleep in class?" A student: "I didn't sleep!" " "Teacher:" Then why do you close your eyes? "A student:" I'm closing my eyes! ""Teacher: "Then why do you nod?" A student: "What you just said is very reasonable!" " "Teacher:" Then why are you drooling? A student: "teacher, you speak with relish!" "

Two: I am happy to think that all the children are afraid of me, but my wife later said: Only you are the most obedient and obedient at home! Go buy me a bag of salt.

Three: Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao, who disappeared one day. Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went to Bala and said, I'll find Xiao! The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am!

Four: The mother called her son to get up again: Jacques, good boy, it's time to get up. You have heard the cock crow several times. What does it have to do with me? I am not a hen.

Five: The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the stool pulled by the gibbon. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

Husband holding an orchid bowl said solemnly to his wife, "You can't break the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. There are only two left at present, and the others have been left behind by you. " The wife gave her husband a white look and said, "Then don't be angry with me in the future. I was dumped by my mother, too, leaving me alone. "

Seven: I have four children, all very naughty. One day, I came home from work and the children were quarrelling at home. My wife was very happy to see me back and said, you finally came back. That's great. I am very happy to think that the children are afraid of me. Unexpectedly, my wife later said: only you are the most obedient and obedient at home! Go buy me a bag of salt.

Eight: the so-called love at first sight is just a matter of seeing the color; The so-called long-term love is just weighing the pros and cons. The so-called buddies are the best, but they are just arrogant. The so-called sisters are the biggest waves, but they are only pretending. Have a good time.

Nine: Khrushchev visited the farm, and the reporter took a photo of him and the pig in the pigsty. The next day, I saw a postscript in the newspaper: the third from the left is Comrade Khrushchev.

Ten: Children are thinking about "heredity and environment". Mom interjected: This question is very simple. As we all know, children who look like their fathers are inherited. Like neighbors, that is the environment.