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The classic lines in A Chinese Odyssey made Zunbao famous.
2. But after a quarter of incense, the lady of the sword fell in love with me completely, because I decided to tell a big lie. Although I have talked a lot in my life, I think it is the most perfect one.
My lover is a world hero. Since God has arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person and can't be wrong! I know that one day he will appear in the high-profile occasions, wearing golden robes and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to marry me! -Xia Zi's fairy tale "A Chinese Odyssey"
4. You don't know me. I'm that Indian Sam. You like it. Take it. (Give him the burning mine, which explodes) Did I tell you not to play with fire, goodbye? A Chinese Odyssey
Love is so beautiful and fragile that it can't face the triviality and tenacity of life. Which relationship does not have gorgeous moments and difficult long-term, will it be happy together? Not necessarily. Not necessarily not necessarily, not necessarily.
6. Who do you mean? Say it. There are people everywhere now.
7. Do you need a reason to love someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? Don't you want it? ..... A Chinese Odyssey
8. That man is like a dog. Neither love nor hate can escape the fate of this world. -A Chinese Odyssey "A Chinese Odyssey"
9. Supreme Treasure: Master! Disciples used to be sinful, but thanks to the guidance of Master Guanyin, they have now converted to my Buddha wholeheartedly and will never miss the slightest feeling in the world again. Disciples are willing to shoulder the heavy responsibility of escorting Master to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures!
10. But I really don't understand that hating someone can last ten, fifty or even five hundred years. Why can hatred be so great?
1 1. Fairy or monster? My sword can only be drawn by me and my sweetheart. Even if he is a monster, I will follow him all my life without hesitation. If I can't be with the person I like, I won't quit even if I have to be the jade emperor. I only admire mandarin ducks, not immortals. If I disappear, I will disappear!
12. My soul mate is a world hero. One day, he will marry me on the colorful clouds. I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end ...-A Chinese Odyssey.
13. I have seen through your heart, spleen, lungs and kidneys. You want to sit in my seat, right?
14. People and goblins are born by their mothers, but the difference is that people are born by their mothers and demons are born by their mothers ... What's your mother's name?
15. He can't protect his beloved when he takes off the spell, and he can't love her when he wears it. Just like the sentence "That man seems to be a dog" at the end of the film, it tells how many people are warm and cold, and gives it to men who are working hard outside!
16. I admire you. Admire me? Not just admiration? I'm afraid of losing you. A Chinese Odyssey
17. Do you know that I am no longer a fairy!
18. It's useless to be unhappy even if you live forever.
19. People! Always have a little pursuit!
20. When one day you find that you like someone you hate, this relationship is the most deadly.
A Chinese Odyssey to Zunbao Scenic Spot (2 1). I saw that she left a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad she was at that time!
22. We should grasp youth. Don't wait until you lose it to regret it. If we want to add a time limit to youth, I hope it will be forever. -"A Chinese Odyssey"
I miss you, I really miss you, I really miss you.
24. Just like you said, it's no use being unhappy even if you live forever!
25. How can I save you without a golden hoop? How can I love you with a golden hoop?
26. I once had a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to put a deadline on this love, I hope it will be ... ten thousand years-Stephen Chow's westward journey.
27. That man looks like a dog. Neither love nor hate can escape the fate of this world.
28. I don't want memories. If I do, I just want your people.
29. Only you can take me to read western classics.
30. My lover is a world hero.
3 1. It's just cheating, just like a moth throwing herself into a fire, knowing that she will get hurt, she still has to throw herself into the fire. Moths are so stupid. A Chinese Odyssey
32. Being born in He Huan, why bother to die?
33. My lover is a world hero. He will appear in conspicuous occasions, wearing a golden robe and stepping on seven-color clouds to marry me.
34. I will be your husband in 500 years. 500 years later, you came back here through a lot of hardships because of me. Everything you do here is for you.
35. Who is not the supreme treasure at the age of wanton debauchery? Not afraid of the height of the sky, not afraid of the thickness of the earth, laughing and cursing, to be a degenerate person, even if sometimes so flustered, there is no lack of hearty. Round and round, who is not the Monkey King? Put away your arrogance, put down your self-esteem, conform to God's will, behave moderately, put down your love and hate. You live like a dog with its head hanging down and its tail dragging.
I guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending. -Xia Zi's fairy tale "A Chinese Odyssey"
37. "It turns out that my lover is a hero in the world" and "A Chinese Odyssey"
38. A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue 2
39. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God gives me another chance, I will tell her that I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years. -Stephen Chow.
40. No wonder I have been having the same nightmare for a long time. In a dark and lonely environment, a pair of very bedroom eyes have been staring at me, which makes me very embarrassed. It was your eyes that made me blush several times. I'm destined to hit a demon today!
Classic lines of Stephen Chow's film Odyssey series
Classic lines of Stephen Chow's film A Chinese Odyssey Series (I) 1. When you put on the gold ring. You can't stir up any lust in the world. If you are emotional, the golden hoop will get tighter and tighter until you stop talking about A Chinese Odyssey.
He can't protect the person he loves when he takes off the spell, and he can't love her when he wears the spell. Just like the sentence "That man seems to be a dog" at the end of the film, it tells how many people are warm and cold, and gives it to men who are working hard outside!
From now on, you are mine, just like my donkey, I will stamp you.
4. Xia Qing: Ha, I also said I'm not crazy! Xia Zi: This is not a mental illness, but an ideal!
It's no use being unhappy even if you live forever.
6. Your conscience tells me that the person you love most is not me, but another woman. When I saw what she left in your conscience, I felt that it was not me but her that you came back after 500 years. You and I have to believe that this is providence, which is the legendary fate. A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding
7. Whether it's a fairy or a monster. My sword can only be drawn by me and my sweetheart. Even if he is a monster, I will follow him all my life without hesitation. If I can't be with the person I like, I won't quit even if I have to be the jade emperor. I only admire mandarin ducks, not immortals. If I disappear, I will disappear!
8. I guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending. -Xia Zi's fairy tale "A Chinese Odyssey"
9. Cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!
10. When one day you find that you like someone you hate, this relationship is the most deadly.
1 1. I'm a perfect match. It's your turn to object, you monster?
12. "I'm so happy to run so handsome!" -Xia Zi's fairy tale "A Chinese Odyssey"
13. Love and hate rise in the ocean of suffering and cannot escape the fate of this world. -A Chinese Odyssey
14. Master Guanyin, I'm beginning to understand what you said. I used to see things with the naked eye. But at the moment of my death, I began to see the world with my eyes, and everything could be seen more clearly than before ... It turned out that that girl shed a tear in my heart, and I could feel how sad she was at that time!
15. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will ... make a wild journey to the West.
16. I have a friend who said that I left something in my heart and I really want to see what it is.
17. "Don't blame the master for whispering; Wear a golden hoop, not afraid of death or trembling; I'll take the fall, you go to hell and do your best for all beings! Sacrifice is also worth it. " A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding
18. When you understand the truth of sacrificing your life for righteousness, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me. Only you ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ A Chinese Odyssey
19. I guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending.
I saw that she left a tear in my heart, and I could feel how sad she was at that time!
Classic lines of Stephen Chow's film A Chinese Odyssey Series (Part II) 2 1. Supreme treasure: sometimes this kind of thing has to talk about fate. But she is not as cruel as before. This time, she just blackened my left eye. I lied to her tonight that I would kill you so that you could be happy in the future.
22. It is because of you that he is a little taller than me!
The Monkey King: I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you.
24. I used to call people Britney Spears when I watched the moon with them, but now the newcomer is better than the old one and calls her Mrs. Niu!
25. I will never leave in my life. I love you.
26. Look at that man, he looks like a dog!
27. I know that one day, he will appear in a striking manner, wearing a golden robe and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to marry me. This is not a mental illness, this is an ideal. -"A Chinese Odyssey"
28. I took you there. -Stephen Chow's Chinese Odyssey.
29. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people.
30. Who do you mean? Say it. There are people everywhere now.
3 1. You can't be a scholar or a martial artist. You don't want to be a mountain thief. Do you want to be a champion?
32. In the movie, the fairy Xia Zi said, "Now I solemnly declare that everything on this mountain is mine, including you." Just like a fairy tale. The reality is that nothing in this world belongs to you, including yourself.
33. Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused on one point and changed my previous view of things. Why? I can't make a rumor. Do you want to sit in my seat?
34. You see, this guy always talks when he is free. He is like a mother-in-law, complaining. It seems that there is a fly all day. Sorry, not one. It's just a swarm of flies buzzing around you ... flying to your ear. Help! So I caught this fly, burst its belly and pulled out its intestines. Now I'm going to strangle her with its intestines. Pull hard, everyone, the whole tongue sticks out, and I cut the knife in my hand. Wow, the whole world is clean. A Chinese Odyssey
I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, and Jingjing couldn't sleep either.
36. God's plan is not enough for you to fart.
37. Therefore, being a demon is just like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. -"A Chinese Odyssey"
38. Let me help you put out the fire.
39. The girl of my dreams, she is a hero on earth. I know that one day, she will marry me in a golden robe with colorful auspicious clouds.
40. I won't embarrass you. Please tell the Jade Emperor that I am willing to pay the price of my life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? Please forgive me for doing this, sister. I just want to influence the bad guys to match my fearless spirit of compassion!
Excerpts from 40 sad short sentences of classic lines of A Chinese Odyssey
My dream lover, he is a hero on earth. I know that one day, he will marry me in a golden robe with colorful auspicious clouds.
2. Who do you mean? Go ahead, there are people everywhere now.
3. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people.
I left something in your heart-Xia Zixian.
5. Tang Priest: Oh, you want it? Don't you just want to be clear? I'll give it to you if you want it. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it! No way. You want me to give it to you, and you want me to give it to you. Be reasonable! Now, on the count of three, you must make it clear whether you want to. ...
6. Being unhappy is useless even if you live forever.
7. I once had a sincere feeling in front of me, and I didn't know how to cherish it. I regret it when I lose it. The most painful thing in life is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say to that girl: I love you! If I have to add a time limit to this relationship, I hope it is 10 thousand years! Liu Zhenwei.
8. You see, this guy always talks when he is free. He is like a mother-in-law, complaining. It seems that there is a fly all day. Sorry, not one. It's just a swarm of flies running around you. Well ... well ... it flies to your ear. Help! So I caught this fly, burst its belly and pulled out its intestines. Now I'm going to strangle her with its intestines. Pull hard, everyone, the whole tongue sticks out, and I cut the knife in my hand. Wow, the whole world is clean. A Chinese Odyssey
At that moment, there was a tsunami in my heart, but I quietly didn't let anyone know.
10. I guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending. -Xia Zi's fairy tale "A Chinese Odyssey"
1 1. I don't want memories. If I want to, I just want your people.
12. The peach blossoms are too blooming and nothing grows. When money falls, people lose their heads.
13. But after a quarter of incense, the lady of the sword fell in love with me completely because I decided to tell a big lie. Although I have talked a lot in my life, I think it is the most perfect one.
14. What a big marshmallow!
15. I didn't spy on you. I just want to study some subtle feelings between people. Is Xia Zi an exclamation point in your mind? Or a period? Is your mind full of question marks?
16. This is your fault! Looks like a pig! Otherwise, would he throw up like this?
17. Supreme Treasure: Are you having an affair with him by defending him so much?
18. People who miss you will naturally come to you, and people who love you will try their best to come to you.
19. He can't protect his beloved when he takes off the spell, and he can't love her when he wears it. Just like the sentence "That man seems to be a dog" at the end of the film, it tells how many people are warm and cold, and gives it to men who are working hard outside!
20. Wukong: I am Kao! -Stephen Chow.
A Chinese Odyssey Classic Lines Sad Short Sentences (Part Two) 2 1. I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end.
22. The night is long and there is no mood to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, but neither could you, Jingjing. A Chinese Odyssey
23. Because you are my' master', what's the point of staying here alone after you leave?
24. I used to see things with the naked eye. But at the moment of my death, I began to see the world with my eyes. Everything can be seen more clearly than before. ...
25. My lover is a world hero.
I won't embarrass you. Please tell the Jade Emperor that I am willing to pay the price of my life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? Please forgive me for doing this, sister. I just want to influence the bad guys to match my fearless spirit of compassion!
27. "Don't blame the master for whispering; Wear a golden hoop, not afraid of death or trembling; I'll take the fall, you go to hell and do your best for all beings! Sacrifice is also worth it. " A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding
28. People and goblins are born by their mothers, but the difference is that people are born by their mothers and demons are born by their mothers ... What's your mother's name?
29. Did you see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day, as if there is a fly, hum … sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, hum … hum … flying in your ear. Help! Help!
30. Supreme Treasure: The night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, so neither could you, Jingjing girl! Bai Jingjing: Yes! I wonder why Wang Can can't sleep.
3 1. "People and goblins are born by their mothers, but the difference is that people are born by their mothers and demons are born by their mothers ... what's your mother's name?" A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding
32. My lover is a world hero. One day he will marry me on a colorful auspicious cloud. I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end ... "A Chinese Odyssey"
33. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will ... make a wild journey to the West.
34. He Huan was born, why bother to die? -Stephen Chow.
35. "You have been standing all day. What are you looking at? " The Monkey King could not help but ask. "Why do you ask me?" Xia Zi asked. "How do I know why I want to ask you! Today, I am really unlucky. I met some weirdos and said some strange things. It seems inappropriate to go out today. " "Why don't people ask me what to look at? And what do you ask me to see? " "I can't stand it! I am naturally quick-talking, okay? " "Do you care about me?" "I care what you do? When I was in Huaguoshan, I saw a dog on the side of the road. I have to say hello. " "You are really different from them." "Didn't you see? I have hair. " A Chinese Odyssey
36. People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. -Stephen Chow's Chinese Odyssey.
37. That man looks like a dog. Neither love nor hate can escape the fate of this world.
38. It turns out that loving someone is such a painful thing-a Chinese odyssey.
39. It doesn't matter, there is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. A Chinese Odyssey
40. I came to give you back my heart today. -Xia Zi's fairy tale "A Chinese Odyssey"
A Chinese Odyssey contains a classic philosophy of life.
A Chinese Odyssey contains a classic line of philosophy of life-1. Fairy Xia Zi: My lover is a world hero, and one day he will marry me on the colorful clouds. Only guessed the front, but couldn't guess the ending. ...
You see, this guy always talks when he is free. He is like a mother-in-law, complaining. It seems that there is a fly all day. Sorry, not one. It's just a swarm of flies running around you. Hum ... Hum ... It's in your ear. Help! So I caught this fly, burst its belly and pulled out its intestines. Now I'm going to strangle her with its intestines. Pull hard, everyone, the whole tongue sticks out, and I cut the knife in my hand. Wow, the whole world is clean. A Chinese Odyssey
Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am gentle and will never lie.
We cannot resist love and death. You can escape the fate of love, but I can't avoid the end of death.
There are too many peach blossoms, and nothing grows. When money falls, people lose their heads.
6. How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die.
7. My lover is a hero on earth, and one day he will pick me up in shining armor and driving colorful clouds. A Chinese Odyssey
8. When you wear a gold ring. You can't stir up any lust in the world. If you are emotional, the golden hoop will get tighter and tighter until you stop talking about A Chinese Odyssey.
9. I don't want memories. If I do, I just want your people.
10. Look, that man looks like a dog. -Stephen Chow's Chinese Odyssey.
1 1. From now on, you will be my man, just like my donkey, and I will stamp you.
12. That man looks like a dog. Neither love nor hate can escape the fate of this world. -A Chinese Odyssey "A Chinese Odyssey"
13. Last night I asked a spider to tell you that I miss you very much? Do you know I've been lying to you? Lying is like a moth throwing herself into a fire, knowing that she will get hurt or fly into the fire. A moth is so stupid!
14. I came to give you my heart back today. -Xia Zi's fairy tale "A Chinese Odyssey"
15. My lover is a world hero. Since God has arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person and can't be wrong! I know that one day he will appear in the high-profile occasions, wearing golden robes and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to marry me! -Xia Zi's fairy tale "A Chinese Odyssey"
16. I never knew it was so painful to love someone.
17. "You have been standing all day. What are you looking at? " The Monkey King could not help but ask. "Why do you ask me?" Xia Zi asked. "How do I know why I want to ask you! Today, I am really unlucky. I met some weirdos and said some strange things. It seems inappropriate to go out today. " "Why don't people ask me what to look at? And what do you ask me to see? " "I can't stand it! I am naturally quick-talking, okay? " "Do you care about me?" "I care what you do? When I was in Huaguoshan, I saw a dog on the side of the road. I have to say hello. " "You are really different from them." "Didn't you see? I have hair. " A Chinese Odyssey
18. I guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending.
19. I admire you. Admire me? Not just admiration? I'm afraid of losing you. A Chinese Odyssey
20. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep and Jingjing couldn't sleep.
A Chinese Odyssey contains the classic line 2 1 of philosophy of life II. Look at that man, so strange, like a dog. "One day you will walk on the road like a dog. A Chinese Odyssey
22. Love and hate rise in the ocean of suffering and cannot escape the fate of this world. -A Chinese Odyssey
23. So being a demon is just like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. -"A Chinese Odyssey"
24. Do you understand that I am no longer a fairy? I just know why it is so painful to love someone!
25. I will never leave in my life! I love you! The lady is very surprised. They hug each other tightly. The onlookers at the gate applauded and cheered together. The man woke up suddenly and found a woman lying in his arms. He was stunned. When he saw the happy expression on the woman's face and heard everyone cheering, he realized that he had finally kissed the woman. Although inexplicable, he is also very happy. At this time, Wukong finally took a look at the lovers who were all well, turned around and disappeared into the crowd. The woman noticed his back. ) What are you doing? That man looks so strange! I saw it, too. He looks like a dog! -That man looks strange! -I saw it, too. He looks like a dog! A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding
26. Being born in He Huan, why bother to die?
27. The Moonlight Box is a treasure. Littering will pollute the environment. What if I hit the child? Even if you can't hit children, it's not good to hit flowers and plants! Marriage of the Great Sage on a Chinese Odyssey
28. He can't protect his beloved unless he breaks the spell, and he can't love her with the spell. Just like the sentence "That man seems to be a dog" at the end of the film, it tells how many people are warm and cold, and gives it to men who are working hard outside!
29. Would you like a boring person? When you find that you like someone you hate, this relationship is the most deadly and true! Yuan Kui.
30. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death.
3 1. Jingjing said: Aren't you afraid that I will kill you? Supreme treasure: I'm scared, but I can't help it. I don't want you to look at me and think of another person, a Chinese odyssey.
32. the Monkey King: Did you see it? This guy always talks about his mother-in-law, just like a fly, hum ... sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, hum ... flying to your ears to help ... So I caught this fly, burst its stomach, pulled its intestines out, and then strangled its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard. Oh, the whole tongue is sticking out! My hands are flying up and down. Wow-the whole world is clean.
33. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people.
34.it's all your fault! Looks like a pig! Otherwise, would he throw up like this?
35. "I am so happy to run so handsome!" -Xia Zi's fairy tale "A Chinese Odyssey"
36. Tang Sanzang: You will! Wukong, if you want, just say it. How do I know if you really want it if you don't say you want it? Although you really forget me, you still have to tell me what you want. You can't ask me not to give it to you. You said you didn't want me to give it to you. Be reasonable! Do you really want it? Then you can take it. You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?
37. When I watched the moon with you, I was once called Britney Spears! Now new people are better than old people. Call them Mrs. Niu!
38. Why did you shave off your beard? Do you know that you have no personality without a beard?
39. Wukong: I am Kao! -Stephen Chow.
40. Just like the fearless sovereign treasure, even if you are transformed into a human hero, wearing golden armor and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, you can't catch up with Xia Zixian who left. Missed it, not wrong, but passed it. I'm afraid you won't know who is the love of your life until you miss it.
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